Sam Moore
@mooreslaw83.bsky.social
Legal tech, D&D, dogs. Proud Scottish nerd living in California
It’s 2025. I just bought a radio.
It’s 2025. I just learned to correctly countersink a screw.
It’s 2025. I’ve borrowed a planer from my neighbour to fix a door that sticks in its frame.
It’s 2025. I should probably schedule a prostate exam 😬
It’s 2025. I just learned to correctly countersink a screw.
It’s 2025. I’ve borrowed a planer from my neighbour to fix a door that sticks in its frame.
It’s 2025. I should probably schedule a prostate exam 😬
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s 2025. I just bought a radio.
It’s 2025. I just learned to correctly countersink a screw.
It’s 2025. I’ve borrowed a planer from my neighbour to fix a door that sticks in its frame.
It’s 2025. I should probably schedule a prostate exam 😬
It’s 2025. I just learned to correctly countersink a screw.
It’s 2025. I’ve borrowed a planer from my neighbour to fix a door that sticks in its frame.
It’s 2025. I should probably schedule a prostate exam 😬
“Cheerfully withdrawn”. Every time I’m conceding a point in an argument.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Cheerfully withdrawn”. Every time I’m conceding a point in an argument.
One time I went to Portland and saw a cockroach the size of my hand. That’s the only time I feared for my safety in Portland (seriously, the thing hissed at me)
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
One time I went to Portland and saw a cockroach the size of my hand. That’s the only time I feared for my safety in Portland (seriously, the thing hissed at me)
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
It’s that time of year 🍻
September 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s that time of year 🍻
So after receiving an unexpected check for excess funds in my closing costs last week, and getting a free pint of ice cream today for helping the ice cream sample lady open the tubs (they were really on there!) I’ve bought my first powerball ticket. Because these things come in 3’s right?
September 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
So after receiving an unexpected check for excess funds in my closing costs last week, and getting a free pint of ice cream today for helping the ice cream sample lady open the tubs (they were really on there!) I’ve bought my first powerball ticket. Because these things come in 3’s right?
‘Relatively harmless’ 😨
Which one should I munch on, the blue or red snack? 😋
A Southern Right Whale, estimated to be around 18 meters long and weighing 80 tons, caught on camera. Stunning.
These whales are relatively harmless and they are known to interact with humans.
Amazing creatures.
#southernrightwhale #sealife
A Southern Right Whale, estimated to be around 18 meters long and weighing 80 tons, caught on camera. Stunning.
These whales are relatively harmless and they are known to interact with humans.
Amazing creatures.
#southernrightwhale #sealife
September 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
‘Relatively harmless’ 😨
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Weekends. The 40-hour work week. Sick days.
That didn't just happen. Organized labor did that.
And today, we celebrate how far we've come. And how far we've yet to go to build an economy – and a country – that works for working people.
That didn't just happen. Organized labor did that.
And today, we celebrate how far we've come. And how far we've yet to go to build an economy – and a country – that works for working people.
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Weekends. The 40-hour work week. Sick days.
That didn't just happen. Organized labor did that.
And today, we celebrate how far we've come. And how far we've yet to go to build an economy – and a country – that works for working people.
That didn't just happen. Organized labor did that.
And today, we celebrate how far we've come. And how far we've yet to go to build an economy – and a country – that works for working people.
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“The President has never felt better!”
September 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“The President has never felt better!”
So Verizon is having a bad day huh
August 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So Verizon is having a bad day huh
Well, guess I’ll be turning news notifications back on this weekend
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Well, guess I’ll be turning news notifications back on this weekend
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The White House tonight:
August 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The White House tonight:
Turns out a lot of being a foster parent is taking turns hiding in the bathroom and crying a little bit.
July 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Turns out a lot of being a foster parent is taking turns hiding in the bathroom and crying a little bit.
Proud US resident moment for me. My health care provider just denied an in network claim for being not in network. This is a doctor they paired me with. In network.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane and says sure-sure-sure .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on an airplane and says sure-sure-sure .
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Proud US resident moment for me. My health care provider just denied an in network claim for being not in network. This is a doctor they paired me with. In network.
So did anyone else see this tonight? I’m hearing it’s a Starlink thing. Pretty damn spooky looking up and seeing this alignment of lights in the sky! 😬
June 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
So did anyone else see this tonight? I’m hearing it’s a Starlink thing. Pretty damn spooky looking up and seeing this alignment of lights in the sky! 😬
We’re in the shit now
June 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We’re in the shit now
When I visit the UK I pack my suitcase on the way back with sunscreen. This is why 👇
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
As a heatwave approaches, experts say US sunscreens are less effective than those abroad
Other countries have approved a wider range of UV-filtering ingredients, which allow for more advanced sunscreens
www.theguardian.com
June 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When I visit the UK I pack my suitcase on the way back with sunscreen. This is why 👇
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Hard to argue with that.
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hard to argue with that.
My favorite joke from Bottom back in the day:
Ritchie - now, can you see alright?
Eddie - no, that’s why I wear glasses
Ritchie - now, can you see alright?
Eddie - no, that’s why I wear glasses
June 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My favorite joke from Bottom back in the day:
Ritchie - now, can you see alright?
Eddie - no, that’s why I wear glasses
Ritchie - now, can you see alright?
Eddie - no, that’s why I wear glasses
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This is absolutely insane, and criminal. Everyone, especially a Senator representing the state, has a right to speak out.
The fact that the agents felt protected in acting this way says everything.
We’re quickly traversing a dangerous path
The fact that the agents felt protected in acting this way says everything.
We’re quickly traversing a dangerous path
As the videotapes clearly show, Noem is lying.
Padilla is clearly identifying himself as a senator before he he is thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Padilla is clearly identifying himself as a senator before he he is thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Kristi Noem Defends Agents Shoving Senator Alex Padilla
Noem blamed Sen. Padilla for the stunning confrontation in which he was forcibly ejected by Secret Service and FBI personnel from her press conference.
www.mediaite.com
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is absolutely insane, and criminal. Everyone, especially a Senator representing the state, has a right to speak out.
The fact that the agents felt protected in acting this way says everything.
We’re quickly traversing a dangerous path
The fact that the agents felt protected in acting this way says everything.
We’re quickly traversing a dangerous path
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Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
June 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
It’s disgusting how quickly and readily the administration not only believed this hoax, but spread it on official channels having done absolutely zero verification. Under the slightest bit of scrutiny by law enforcement, it fell apart. In normal times, Noem would be facing pressure to resign.
US man charged for framing immigrant in fake plot to kill Trump
Demetric Scott admitted he wrote letters in the name of Ramon Morales-Reyes, who he was charged with assaulting
www.theguardian.com
June 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s disgusting how quickly and readily the administration not only believed this hoax, but spread it on official channels having done absolutely zero verification. Under the slightest bit of scrutiny by law enforcement, it fell apart. In normal times, Noem would be facing pressure to resign.
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** Evidence You Might Be In A Cult **
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
May 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
** Evidence You Might Be In A Cult **
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
You follow one charismatic Leader.
In your Leader’s mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
In your mind, your Leader can do no wrong.
Your Leader demonizes dissidents & outsiders.
Loyalty's the ultimate measure of your devotion.
You don't know you're in a Cult
New #D&D hot tip for making sympathetic villains - give them daddy issues. I’ve never seen my players flipflop so fast from ‘We gotta 💀 this guy right?’ to ‘Poor baby, we gotta 💀 his tyrannical father and make sure he lives happily ever after right?’ 😅
May 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
New #D&D hot tip for making sympathetic villains - give them daddy issues. I’ve never seen my players flipflop so fast from ‘We gotta 💀 this guy right?’ to ‘Poor baby, we gotta 💀 his tyrannical father and make sure he lives happily ever after right?’ 😅
There are ways to spend a Sunday evening, but it’s hard to argue with fire pit, beer, and dogs.
May 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
There are ways to spend a Sunday evening, but it’s hard to argue with fire pit, beer, and dogs.