Moorepheme
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So is there someone who'll tell you you're insane or do you have to, like, eat people first?
Have you ever noticed how strange all the holiday traditions feel in the days after Christmas? I bet this is how people feel after orgies, too.
#happyholidays
#happyholidays
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Have you ever noticed how strange all the holiday traditions feel in the days after Christmas? I bet this is how people feel after orgies, too.
#happyholidays
#happyholidays
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is by far the best year-in-review television show. 😂
My favorite screengrab (00:54):
My favorite screengrab (00:54):
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is by far the best year-in-review television show. 😂
My favorite screengrab (00:54):
My favorite screengrab (00:54):
Why do the days after Christmas feel like the morning after a one-night stand?
"Ughhh what was I thinking? Those clothes and the music and those weird people? All for one night? Plus, I don't even want to think about the things I put in my mouth. Hopefully there's no pictures."
#afterchristmas
"Ughhh what was I thinking? Those clothes and the music and those weird people? All for one night? Plus, I don't even want to think about the things I put in my mouth. Hopefully there's no pictures."
#afterchristmas
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why do the days after Christmas feel like the morning after a one-night stand?
"Ughhh what was I thinking? Those clothes and the music and those weird people? All for one night? Plus, I don't even want to think about the things I put in my mouth. Hopefully there's no pictures."
#afterchristmas
"Ughhh what was I thinking? Those clothes and the music and those weird people? All for one night? Plus, I don't even want to think about the things I put in my mouth. Hopefully there's no pictures."
#afterchristmas
What a nice holiday and I'm so glad we finally had a chance to recognize the christian faith in this country. Felt overdue.
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
What a nice holiday and I'm so glad we finally had a chance to recognize the christian faith in this country. Felt overdue.
Visiting your relative's house for the holidays:
"And here's your room, Hon!"
"Thanks. ...isn't it a little cold?"
"Oh, don't worry. This part of the house just takes a while to warm up on account of existing in a separate spacetime, so it may take a few months for the heat to kick-in."
#relatives
"And here's your room, Hon!"
"Thanks. ...isn't it a little cold?"
"Oh, don't worry. This part of the house just takes a while to warm up on account of existing in a separate spacetime, so it may take a few months for the heat to kick-in."
#relatives
December 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Visiting your relative's house for the holidays:
"And here's your room, Hon!"
"Thanks. ...isn't it a little cold?"
"Oh, don't worry. This part of the house just takes a while to warm up on account of existing in a separate spacetime, so it may take a few months for the heat to kick-in."
#relatives
"And here's your room, Hon!"
"Thanks. ...isn't it a little cold?"
"Oh, don't worry. This part of the house just takes a while to warm up on account of existing in a separate spacetime, so it may take a few months for the heat to kick-in."
#relatives
Around this time of year, I find myself reminiscing back to when tech companies convinced everyone tablets were the future.
Nicest coaster I've ever owned.
#giftideas #tech
Nicest coaster I've ever owned.
#giftideas #tech
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Around this time of year, I find myself reminiscing back to when tech companies convinced everyone tablets were the future.
Nicest coaster I've ever owned.
#giftideas #tech
Nicest coaster I've ever owned.
#giftideas #tech
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
WHAT THE HELL, HASBRO!?
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WHAT THE HELL, HASBRO!?
Packagers: "Now that we don't have milkmen, let's design containers to make it easy to carry milk home from the store and keep it in the fridge."
Humans: "And make it easy to pour, right?"
Packagers: "What?"
Humans: "And make it easy to pour, right?"
Packagers: "What?"
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Packagers: "Now that we don't have milkmen, let's design containers to make it easy to carry milk home from the store and keep it in the fridge."
Humans: "And make it easy to pour, right?"
Packagers: "What?"
Humans: "And make it easy to pour, right?"
Packagers: "What?"
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I got carded twice last night -- once while I was in the bar after I couldn't get up on their 🤬 high barstools. I hate being short! I'M MOVING TO MADAGASCAR! 😠
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I got carded twice last night -- once while I was in the bar after I couldn't get up on their 🤬 high barstools. I hate being short! I'M MOVING TO MADAGASCAR! 😠
5 Warning Signs of Fake Scallops:
1. Visible Spalding Logo.
2. Tastes like Scotchguard.
3. Too many bones.
4. The custodian is berating the manager in another language while holding a sponge mop with holes in it.
5. Waiter borrows one to erase specials from chalkboard.
www.mashed.com/2042248/sign...
1. Visible Spalding Logo.
2. Tastes like Scotchguard.
3. Too many bones.
4. The custodian is berating the manager in another language while holding a sponge mop with holes in it.
5. Waiter borrows one to erase specials from chalkboard.
www.mashed.com/2042248/sign...
Are Your Scallops Fake? Here Are 5 Warning Signs To Watch For - Mashed
Scallops are often not what they seem. Avoid substitutes and counterfeits made of surimi by noting the shape, texture, color, taste, and price point.
www.mashed.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
5 Warning Signs of Fake Scallops:
1. Visible Spalding Logo.
2. Tastes like Scotchguard.
3. Too many bones.
4. The custodian is berating the manager in another language while holding a sponge mop with holes in it.
5. Waiter borrows one to erase specials from chalkboard.
www.mashed.com/2042248/sign...
1. Visible Spalding Logo.
2. Tastes like Scotchguard.
3. Too many bones.
4. The custodian is berating the manager in another language while holding a sponge mop with holes in it.
5. Waiter borrows one to erase specials from chalkboard.
www.mashed.com/2042248/sign...
This is just a thought -- what if you made something else instead, like time-lapse films of potatoes or women getting their arms waxed?
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Kim Kardashian series 'All's Fair' renewed for Season 2
"All's Fair," starring Kim Kardashian and Glenn Close, is set to return for a second season on Hulu. Production on Season 2 will begin next year.
www.yahoo.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is just a thought -- what if you made something else instead, like time-lapse films of potatoes or women getting their arms waxed?
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I don't remember why I asked AI to make this but it is beautiful.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don't remember why I asked AI to make this but it is beautiful.
Maybe I do put my socks on the wrong feet sometimes, but does anyone else feel like this is what the "so-called-Administration" is doing?
#resistanceunited #epstein #myfacehurts
#resistanceunited #epstein #myfacehurts
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maybe I do put my socks on the wrong feet sometimes, but does anyone else feel like this is what the "so-called-Administration" is doing?
#resistanceunited #epstein #myfacehurts
#resistanceunited #epstein #myfacehurts
Read about High Point University researching the horrors of Ashley Furniture. Now I feel sad and want milkshakes.
The Premier Life-skills University?? Paid housing selection?? This feels like an inflatable institute of higher learning -- ready to burst at any moment. Or be sold to Saudi Arabia.
The Premier Life-skills University?? Paid housing selection?? This feels like an inflatable institute of higher learning -- ready to burst at any moment. Or be sold to Saudi Arabia.
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Read about High Point University researching the horrors of Ashley Furniture. Now I feel sad and want milkshakes.
The Premier Life-skills University?? Paid housing selection?? This feels like an inflatable institute of higher learning -- ready to burst at any moment. Or be sold to Saudi Arabia.
The Premier Life-skills University?? Paid housing selection?? This feels like an inflatable institute of higher learning -- ready to burst at any moment. Or be sold to Saudi Arabia.
Reposted by Moorepheme
Here's a more complete story (I co-reported) including those elements. WSJ clearly read it, used some of same sources but never addressed quality or dug more into business model www.theassemblync.com/education/hi...
How to Sell a University
Nido Qubein remade High Point University from a struggling college to booming campus known for “wow” amenities. He’s not done yet.
www.theassemblync.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Here's a more complete story (I co-reported) including those elements. WSJ clearly read it, used some of same sources but never addressed quality or dug more into business model www.theassemblync.com/education/hi...
"I'm not eating it weird. This is how I eat it. I bring order to hummus. To hummus, I am a being of a higher structure and lovingly incorporate it into my being."
"...and yes: Sabra was on sale. Sue me."
"...and yes: Sabra was on sale. Sue me."
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"I'm not eating it weird. This is how I eat it. I bring order to hummus. To hummus, I am a being of a higher structure and lovingly incorporate it into my being."
"...and yes: Sabra was on sale. Sue me."
"...and yes: Sabra was on sale. Sue me."
I'm so glad we're finally leaving behind this "workingman chic" phase with all the Carhart and ridiculous camouflage.
bruntworkwear.com/pages/about-...
God damnit...
bruntworkwear.com/pages/about-...
God damnit...
About Us | Our Story & Values | BRUNT Workwear |
We built BRUNT Workwear for workers, with workers. We spent a lot of time working side-by-side with our buddies in the trades, obsessing over how to build a boot that makes real workers' lives easier....
bruntworkwear.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'm so glad we're finally leaving behind this "workingman chic" phase with all the Carhart and ridiculous camouflage.
bruntworkwear.com/pages/about-...
God damnit...
bruntworkwear.com/pages/about-...
God damnit...
I'll have you know, my place is this dirty on purpose so that the DNA of everyone I've ever known is here in case I'm ever murdered. It's a suspect encyclopedia.
Your move Hedge-Clipper Killer.
#truecrime
Your move Hedge-Clipper Killer.
#truecrime
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'll have you know, my place is this dirty on purpose so that the DNA of everyone I've ever known is here in case I'm ever murdered. It's a suspect encyclopedia.
Your move Hedge-Clipper Killer.
#truecrime
Your move Hedge-Clipper Killer.
#truecrime