Moorepheme
@moorepheme.bsky.social
So is there someone who'll tell you you're insane or do you have to, like, eat people first?
I'm looking for a cookbook or website that focuses on dishes involving almonds or heavy almond smells or that mask the smell of almonds.
Will need before my performance review Friday. And for my boss to be able to heat it up at work.
Will need before my performance review Friday. And for my boss to be able to heat it up at work.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm looking for a cookbook or website that focuses on dishes involving almonds or heavy almond smells or that mask the smell of almonds.
Will need before my performance review Friday. And for my boss to be able to heat it up at work.
Will need before my performance review Friday. And for my boss to be able to heat it up at work.
I was going to write something funny, but I sneezed and then forgot what it was. The human mind is amazing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I was going to write something funny, but I sneezed and then forgot what it was. The human mind is amazing.
Winter again? Ugh, this is a terrible idea.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Winter again? Ugh, this is a terrible idea.
I like to believe when ICE agents try to verify they are human on the internet, the page keeps timing out.
#immigration
#immigration
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I like to believe when ICE agents try to verify they are human on the internet, the page keeps timing out.
#immigration
#immigration
This police action stands out with its bold, playful indifference to human life. Each body frames a unique person, creating a dramatic xylophone-effect across the street. It's a striking example of contemporary Brazilian law enforcement pushing boundaries in urban death.
apnews.com/article/braz...
apnews.com/article/braz...
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This police action stands out with its bold, playful indifference to human life. Each body frames a unique person, creating a dramatic xylophone-effect across the street. It's a striking example of contemporary Brazilian law enforcement pushing boundaries in urban death.
apnews.com/article/braz...
apnews.com/article/braz...
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I think it would be good if when guys came, some confetti should shoot out.
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I think it would be good if when guys came, some confetti should shoot out.
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
I feel like the next crazy ass thing to distract us will be banning cereals for being too woke.
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I feel like the next crazy ass thing to distract us will be banning cereals for being too woke.
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
Its ironic we work jobs that take away our will to live for the healthcare benefits.
#livetowork #gogetter
#livetowork #gogetter
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Its ironic we work jobs that take away our will to live for the healthcare benefits.
#livetowork #gogetter
#livetowork #gogetter
I'm consistently amazed how eager, encouraging, even aroused men are, about their girlfriends and wives watching other taller, younger, more athletic men run around in tight clothing on TV.
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm consistently amazed how eager, encouraging, even aroused men are, about their girlfriends and wives watching other taller, younger, more athletic men run around in tight clothing on TV.
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Boss: Sent that report for you to review.
Me: 👍
Boss: Still waiting on that report.
Me: 👍
Boss: Can you work late today?
Me: 👍
Boss: Great. We should talk about your communication, though.
Me: 👍
Boss: You're fired.
Me: 👍
Boss: ...Didn't we agree you would stop abusing autoreply?
Me: 👍
#humor
Me: 👍
Boss: Still waiting on that report.
Me: 👍
Boss: Can you work late today?
Me: 👍
Boss: Great. We should talk about your communication, though.
Me: 👍
Boss: You're fired.
Me: 👍
Boss: ...Didn't we agree you would stop abusing autoreply?
Me: 👍
#humor
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Boss: Sent that report for you to review.
Me: 👍
Boss: Still waiting on that report.
Me: 👍
Boss: Can you work late today?
Me: 👍
Boss: Great. We should talk about your communication, though.
Me: 👍
Boss: You're fired.
Me: 👍
Boss: ...Didn't we agree you would stop abusing autoreply?
Me: 👍
#humor
Me: 👍
Boss: Still waiting on that report.
Me: 👍
Boss: Can you work late today?
Me: 👍
Boss: Great. We should talk about your communication, though.
Me: 👍
Boss: You're fired.
Me: 👍
Boss: ...Didn't we agree you would stop abusing autoreply?
Me: 👍
#humor
Fairly sure Congresspeople spend most of their day sitting around thinking up dumb acronyms for their busywork. AI should definitely come for those jobs.
"Presenting the SHOOTER Act: Solving Human Obsolescence through Overt Termination...and Epsteinfiles Release."
#AI #Epstein tinyurl.com/mr43nf2j
"Presenting the SHOOTER Act: Solving Human Obsolescence through Overt Termination...and Epsteinfiles Release."
#AI #Epstein tinyurl.com/mr43nf2j
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fairly sure Congresspeople spend most of their day sitting around thinking up dumb acronyms for their busywork. AI should definitely come for those jobs.
"Presenting the SHOOTER Act: Solving Human Obsolescence through Overt Termination...and Epsteinfiles Release."
#AI #Epstein tinyurl.com/mr43nf2j
"Presenting the SHOOTER Act: Solving Human Obsolescence through Overt Termination...and Epsteinfiles Release."
#AI #Epstein tinyurl.com/mr43nf2j
𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛 '𝐴𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝐵𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠...'
Celebrity doctor-turned-Medicare administrator Mehmet Oz predicted there would be "a lot of Trump babies" as a result of the administration’s fertility reforms, after years of America being "under-babied."
(Hello, Mutterkreuz; Hello, Lebensborn)
#MAGA #NoKings
Celebrity doctor-turned-Medicare administrator Mehmet Oz predicted there would be "a lot of Trump babies" as a result of the administration’s fertility reforms, after years of America being "under-babied."
(Hello, Mutterkreuz; Hello, Lebensborn)
#MAGA #NoKings
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Remember when--"
Me: Imma stop you right there. No.
Seriously, no good comes from someone "helping" you remember something. I put a lot of energy into not remembering, either through therapy or vodka. So I'll thank you kindly to cork it.
#memories
Me: Imma stop you right there. No.
Seriously, no good comes from someone "helping" you remember something. I put a lot of energy into not remembering, either through therapy or vodka. So I'll thank you kindly to cork it.
#memories
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"Remember when--"
Me: Imma stop you right there. No.
Seriously, no good comes from someone "helping" you remember something. I put a lot of energy into not remembering, either through therapy or vodka. So I'll thank you kindly to cork it.
#memories
Me: Imma stop you right there. No.
Seriously, no good comes from someone "helping" you remember something. I put a lot of energy into not remembering, either through therapy or vodka. So I'll thank you kindly to cork it.
#memories
Can anyone loan me 3000 yen?
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Can anyone loan me 3000 yen?
🤣
“To quote oneself is to somewhat miss the point of soliciting other opinions to back up your point” - Lorna Woolfson
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Reposted by Moorepheme
For this fucking guy!
October 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
For this fucking guy!
I'm pretty sure I'm in this.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm in this.
I miss when I was a kid and hide in a pile of laundry with a poptart to get out of going to school.
I still have the piles to pull it off (I'm small), but the thought of my boss looking for me in my room sounds nightmarish.
#housekeeping
I still have the piles to pull it off (I'm small), but the thought of my boss looking for me in my room sounds nightmarish.
#housekeeping
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I miss when I was a kid and hide in a pile of laundry with a poptart to get out of going to school.
I still have the piles to pull it off (I'm small), but the thought of my boss looking for me in my room sounds nightmarish.
#housekeeping
I still have the piles to pull it off (I'm small), but the thought of my boss looking for me in my room sounds nightmarish.
#housekeeping
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So I'm curious if you drop something on your toes intentionally, it won't hurt as much? Like, how much of it is just surprise and if you take that away we're actually tougher than we think.
#toughenough #mindovermatter
#toughenough #mindovermatter
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So I'm curious if you drop something on your toes intentionally, it won't hurt as much? Like, how much of it is just surprise and if you take that away we're actually tougher than we think.
#toughenough #mindovermatter
#toughenough #mindovermatter