Moorepheme
@moorepheme.bsky.social
So is there someone who'll tell you you're insane or do you have to, like, eat people first?
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I like to believe when ICE agents try to verify they are human on the internet, the page keeps timing out.
#immigration
#immigration
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I like to believe when ICE agents try to verify they are human on the internet, the page keeps timing out.
#immigration
#immigration
I honestly did not know this was a second movie. You should have to wait until your merchandise from the first movie is flushed out of TJMaxx before announcing a sequel.
I was also momentarily interested thinking this picture was part of the plot:
I was also momentarily interested thinking this picture was part of the plot:
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I honestly did not know this was a second movie. You should have to wait until your merchandise from the first movie is flushed out of TJMaxx before announcing a sequel.
I was also momentarily interested thinking this picture was part of the plot:
I was also momentarily interested thinking this picture was part of the plot:
Great! Now the real fun begins: finding out how the Democrats will screw up!
- Clinging to meaningless issues?
- Bluewashing billionaires?
- Acquiescing to quasi-centrists?
- Lying around in a post-orgasmic haze for three years and failing to take action?
It's all on the table!
#bluecrew #bluewave
- Clinging to meaningless issues?
- Bluewashing billionaires?
- Acquiescing to quasi-centrists?
- Lying around in a post-orgasmic haze for three years and failing to take action?
It's all on the table!
#bluecrew #bluewave
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Way to go! America's #1! Call Jon Favreau!
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Way to go! America's #1! Call Jon Favreau!
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I think it would be good if when guys came, some confetti should shoot out.
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I think it would be good if when guys came, some confetti should shoot out.
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
It seems so anticlimactic as is.
#celebrate
Fortunately our justice department is reinforced by an infallible backstop: true-crime documentaries and the 145 million viewers solving crimes on their couch while eating doritos.
Justice = Doritos
#truecrime #coolranchluke
Justice = Doritos
#truecrime #coolranchluke
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fortunately our justice department is reinforced by an infallible backstop: true-crime documentaries and the 145 million viewers solving crimes on their couch while eating doritos.
Justice = Doritos
#truecrime #coolranchluke
Justice = Doritos
#truecrime #coolranchluke
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I feel like the next crazy ass thing to distract us will be banning cereals for being too woke.
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I feel like the next crazy ass thing to distract us will be banning cereals for being too woke.
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
#cerealwars #toucanunclesam
Its ironic we work jobs that take away our will to live for the healthcare benefits.
#livetowork #gogetter
#livetowork #gogetter
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Its ironic we work jobs that take away our will to live for the healthcare benefits.
#livetowork #gogetter
#livetowork #gogetter
I'm consistently amazed how eager, encouraging, even aroused men are, about their girlfriends and wives watching other taller, younger, more athletic men run around in tight clothing on TV.
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm consistently amazed how eager, encouraging, even aroused men are, about their girlfriends and wives watching other taller, younger, more athletic men run around in tight clothing on TV.
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
...maybe the whole "bi-curious fantasy" isn't as one-sided as I thought.
#fantasyfootball #sports
"That is very impressive."
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"That is very impressive."
A FEW HUNDRED? FROM ONE TREE? Okay, next time I go to the store I'm just taking some.
Unless it's Weis, because they won't have any.
#applanche
Unless it's Weis, because they won't have any.
#applanche
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A FEW HUNDRED? FROM ONE TREE? Okay, next time I go to the store I'm just taking some.
Unless it's Weis, because they won't have any.
#applanche
Unless it's Weis, because they won't have any.
#applanche
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I dunno...that seems like an awful long time to wait for pie.
I suppose that's no different than me trying to grow a future husband by stealing my older cousin's yearbook and texting people, pretending to be their attractive classmates.
Or chorus teachers.
#cougarini #ageisjustanumber
I suppose that's no different than me trying to grow a future husband by stealing my older cousin's yearbook and texting people, pretending to be their attractive classmates.
Or chorus teachers.
#cougarini #ageisjustanumber
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I dunno...that seems like an awful long time to wait for pie.
I suppose that's no different than me trying to grow a future husband by stealing my older cousin's yearbook and texting people, pretending to be their attractive classmates.
Or chorus teachers.
#cougarini #ageisjustanumber
I suppose that's no different than me trying to grow a future husband by stealing my older cousin's yearbook and texting people, pretending to be their attractive classmates.
Or chorus teachers.
#cougarini #ageisjustanumber
That sounds suspiciously like what a cat would say, FDR ...or should I say: R.D.F. ...or 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦: 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞!
AH HA!
#ventrilocat
AH HA!
#ventrilocat
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
That sounds suspiciously like what a cat would say, FDR ...or should I say: R.D.F. ...or 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦: 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞!
AH HA!
#ventrilocat
AH HA!
#ventrilocat
...there's an Italian Tech Week?
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
...there's an Italian Tech Week?