Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

currently listening to two women be big mad about KP et al going to space… not sure what is more funny/depressing: them wishing everyone on the flight “jumped out” or that they have literally all the details of how it went down wrong… I get being mad but be mad for the right reasons

When I was a teen, my dad would ground me often. I was an unruly teen so, it kinda made sense. But I never quite understood it when he said I was grounded cause he didn’t see me enough? My fourth child has made his logic CRYSTAL clear.

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On today’s episode of who used my email, incorrectly, to sign up for shit: pew-pews dot com

I am kinda bummed so many people with my last name sign up for stupid shit. Or maybe it’s just that Mike guy.
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Fuck these fascists.

Maybe God *still* being on the toilet is why all this horrible stuff happened.

My shopping options grow smaller by the day…

Reading List 2025- Barkskins (finished 17/01/2025)

Reading List 2025- Slaughterhouse Five (finished 22/01/2015)

I went and got a library card. I’d been meaning to do it but just didn’t follow thru. Once I had it in my hand, for some SUPER odd reason, I wondered how long would I actually be able to use it? #library #bannedbooks #keepreading #resist

Obligatory cat pic…

Welp. Let’s see how long it take for this platform to be a shit show…