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Molly
@mollyfaraday.bsky.social
A little bit faded, a little bit jaded. 🤙
TV (Breaking Bad/Hannibal/The Leftovers/Justified/Better Call Saul/many more) and Sportz (Raptors, Blue Jays, Stamps, Whitecaps. Vancouver. she/her
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in memoriams don’t usually include how they died
April 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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F--- it.

Just give the million dollars to Sol and tell him he can only spend it on vests. #Survivor
December 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Won my #Survivor pool by a whopping 20 points… and I had Rachel as one of my 3 winner picks 🤓
December 19, 2024 at 7:12 AM
December 2, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Twitter is extremely creepy these days because 90% of the responses are bots and it’s not exactly clear why. Usually it’s not even political, it’s not selling anything, it’s just bots pretending to be people. The vibe is like boarding a city bus and realizing none of the passengers have faces
October 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I am ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED for Dylan’s crash and burn final week on #GBBO.
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 AM
I’m glad they’re editing Sue to be as pointlessly bitter as she is. #Survivor
November 28, 2024 at 6:58 AM
This might be the best Survivor pool anyone has ever had. Apologies to my sister for already winning no matter who is in final 3 😮‍💨
November 22, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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“You better not be soaking wet stunting looks in a vest when I get there” #Survivor

Me:
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Yoooo that was such a good episode of #Survivor
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Trump filling out his cabinet and adding Matt Gaetz as AG:
November 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:
November 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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I will outlive both the crusty orange and the musky rat and that is what's gonna keep me going through these trying times
November 13, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Seriously, if I could stop getting these tiny little colds that would be fuckin fantastic.
November 12, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Aim for his fat neck next time….
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Sometimes I think the thing that will cure me is just a nice Iced Americano
August 26, 2023 at 11:19 PM
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SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained
August 14, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts
July 25, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Most of me is very very very excited to go to Italy in 39 days but the morose and pessimist part of me thinks I am going to get hit by a meteor or scooped up by a giant hawk and that I won’t get to go.
July 30, 2023 at 3:09 AM
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This is what I want in an “Everything App”:

- ability to post memes about ITYSL
- ability to follow other people who post about ITYSL
- ability to see those posts and share them
- zip lines
- TABLES
- a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while I driving
July 25, 2023 at 9:04 PM
I’ve been on MSN messenger, Neopets, Nexopia, Habbo Hotel, Open Diary, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and now I’m here. 🤘
July 24, 2023 at 10:56 PM