Jack
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Jack
@molepium.bsky.social
Derpy and charming like a PS2 RPG.

Yearn to yap, born to nap.
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Thank you to everyone who followed me back, I figured I should do a general post.

Hi I'm Jack.

Games 🎮 currently playing Trials in the Sky remake

Fashion 🧥

Music 🎶 3 concerts this year!

Books 📚 Current reading Children of Time

Gym 🏋️

Will expand on anything because character limits 😂
Indiana Jones belongs on Nintendo because I've been waiting for this game to go on sale below 40 pounds for a year and it still hasn't happened, just like Nintendo games.
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I loved this game and "I am a woman in her 40s who has the brain of a turnip" might be one of the realest quotes I've seen in a while.
i talked to the lead designer for Seance of Blake Manor, one of my favorite mystery games of last year. it's not as brain-destroying as something like Blue Prince and that's very much by design. you can walk away and come back to it, for example www.mothership.blog/seance-of-bl...
The Séance of Blake Manor's lead designer on why she made the game's clock so important
“I am a woman in her 40s who has the brain of a turnip.”
www.mothership.blog
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Apparently the answer was Power Wash Simulator but You're an Elephant who is also Meteorologist
Idk how Donkey Kong Bananza plans to top the Gay Rock in the Sky level but I'm excited to find out.
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Idk how Donkey Kong Bananza plans to top the Gay Rock in the Sky level but I'm excited to find out.
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I was always massively excited about Fable but they are NAILING the vibes and more importantly it's actually releasing on PS5 day 1 so I'll get to play it!

I'm so excited, my most hyped game for this year for sure.
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I love Double Fine because they always make extremely weird stuff that you'd never expect.

Protect them at all costs.
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Begging the games industry to be normal for one day just one time.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Pretty sure Donkey Kong Bananza is basically 'crash out queen you earned it' the video game.

I've never had so much fun just punching stuff lmao.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The rack: the track:
January 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
My entire feed is just swooning over the new Lara and as someone who loves pretty much every Tomb Raider in all its forms and hopes the new show is awesome I'm just silently nodding in approval.
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Finale of Pluribus asks "Do you want to save the world or get the girl?"

But is there really a world without the girl?
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The real game starts now
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I bought myself a new moisturizer and DK Bananza for my birthday and I feel like it sums up the duality of Jack very well.

Desire to punch whole ass mountains to test strength.

Desire to have glowy skin
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
My brother is visiting me for my birthday and he bought me a Switch 2 😭 😭 😭

I'm still in shock, I can't believe it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The rack(250kg!): the track:
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I am obsessed with this book, the only reason why I'm not reading it for the next 6 hours straight is because I value sleep
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'm going to need people to learn the difference between AI and Gen AI so people don't lose their minds every time ✨discourse✨ happens on here.

Granted I respect that isn't easy when people purposefully muddy the waters with clickbait headlines.
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by Jack
good news everyone
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
-3 but IDC the ✨thigh pump✨ will be mine
January 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Me after playing Ori for 3 hours: I'm getting a little tired.

Me after getting the Dash ability and somehow finding the energy to play for an extra 2 hours.
piccolo from dragon ball z is jumping in the air and saying this is amazing
ALT: piccolo from dragon ball z is jumping in the air and saying this is amazing
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
So Pluribus is GOOD huh, I just finished episode 6 and I love this show so far.

I don't watch a tonne of TV but this has hooked me.
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
For the last 6 months I've tried to lose weight and no matter what I try I seem to stay at the same weight.

I tried 2,500 calories after my maintenance math told me I should be at 3,000.

After that didn't work I went down to 2,000, which also didn't work.

I'm now trying 1,600-1,800 so let's see.
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Thank you to everyone who followed me back, I figured I should do a general post.

Hi I'm Jack.

Games 🎮 currently playing Trials in the Sky remake

Fashion 🧥

Music 🎶 3 concerts this year!

Books 📚 Current reading Children of Time

Gym 🏋️

Will expand on anything because character limits 😂
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yeah this is awesome, I was planning on only playing for a bit and then reading before Watching Pluribus before bed but now I'll only have time for one.

Because 4 hours later I'm still playing this lmao
Decided to Buy Trials in the Sky Remake because I woke up this morning with a massive " I want to go on a Adventure in ways only JRPGs can accomplish" Itch and I need to scratch it.

I hope it's as fun as the reviews make it sound.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM