aggie (gourd dwarf)
@moisty.bsky.social
i chew my fjngers and write rpg stuff sometimes :)
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"Should it become necessary in the course of the campaign for the Dungeon Master to determine the proportions of male pregnants in the fantasy milieu, the following tables betoken the width, length, and girth of the gravido’s nascent bulk:"
@chaoclypse.bsky.social mpreg Gary gygax ?
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
"Should it become necessary in the course of the campaign for the Dungeon Master to determine the proportions of male pregnants in the fantasy milieu, the following tables betoken the width, length, and girth of the gravido’s nascent bulk:"
sketched out a character last night. trying to build back up the muscle for drawing
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
sketched out a character last night. trying to build back up the muscle for drawing
Im the type of guy who reads a McKinney hex key thats like "128 Giant Ants" and I get hard
January 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Im the type of guy who reads a McKinney hex key thats like "128 Giant Ants" and I get hard
I'll never understand people who run games and complain about every part of the process, wanting to remove the entire art of it. A module that demands some interpretation is a good thing, actually. A great post.
bluemountain.bearblog.dev/chew-your-ow...
bluemountain.bearblog.dev/chew-your-ow...
Chew Your Own Damn Food
There's this idea I've noticed over my past few years in this corner of the hobby that I want to talk about at a length a little longer than a discord post. ...
bluemountain.bearblog.dev
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I'll never understand people who run games and complain about every part of the process, wanting to remove the entire art of it. A module that demands some interpretation is a good thing, actually. A great post.
bluemountain.bearblog.dev/chew-your-ow...
bluemountain.bearblog.dev/chew-your-ow...
Just some musing on houserules for my upcoming Sk/St/Lu game, thru the lens of Troika Tuesday
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Troika Tuesday - You can do anything with this shit fr
Hello and welcome to the January 13 edition of Troika Tuesday. This is my first time straight up Troiking it on the public internet, thanks for coming along ...
gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Just some musing on houserules for my upcoming Sk/St/Lu game, thru the lens of Troika Tuesday
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gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev/troikatuesda...
An official "uhm, actually" guy. No thanks!
Sometime after 4th ed D&D came out there was a blog post or something (maybe it was in the DMG??) that recommended ways to spread responsibility amongst those at the table. One was designating a player as the Official Rules Lawyer. Their job was providing rules clarifications & reading aloud rules.
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
An official "uhm, actually" guy. No thanks!
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Jarrett Crader is absolutely one of the unsung heroes of the indie TTRPG space. That's the post.
January 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Jarrett Crader is absolutely one of the unsung heroes of the indie TTRPG space. That's the post.
Reposted by aggie (gourd dwarf)
Baby Born With Air Dash Power Up Already Obtained
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Baby Born With Air Dash Power Up Already Obtained
the point of play is that it has no purpose - its an enriching distraction
What, in your opinion, is the actual end goal or "purpose" of playing a TTRPG?
This is for an in-progress writing project and would really love input (via replies, quotes, and/or shares).
This is for an in-progress writing project and would really love input (via replies, quotes, and/or shares).
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
the point of play is that it has no purpose - its an enriching distraction
Glowowl
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Glowowl
SATIV and INDIC are rival settlements. Indicians take it easy and create art in the form of architecture, building a beautiful and bizarre complex structure. Sativans are energetic, they dance a lot and commune with spirits.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
SATIV and INDIC are rival settlements. Indicians take it easy and create art in the form of architecture, building a beautiful and bizarre complex structure. Sativans are energetic, they dance a lot and commune with spirits.
Pyramid Head
Monster - MR4
ELITE 2
IMPALING - Escalation. Opposed roll versus MR. Causes DELAYED, CURSED and STRUGGLING X equal to Threat. Removing oneself from the knife requires a CON 3 roll and deals PERSISTENT X equal to Threat.
Monster - MR4
ELITE 2
IMPALING - Escalation. Opposed roll versus MR. Causes DELAYED, CURSED and STRUGGLING X equal to Threat. Removing oneself from the knife requires a CON 3 roll and deals PERSISTENT X equal to Threat.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pyramid Head
Monster - MR4
ELITE 2
IMPALING - Escalation. Opposed roll versus MR. Causes DELAYED, CURSED and STRUGGLING X equal to Threat. Removing oneself from the knife requires a CON 3 roll and deals PERSISTENT X equal to Threat.
Monster - MR4
ELITE 2
IMPALING - Escalation. Opposed roll versus MR. Causes DELAYED, CURSED and STRUGGLING X equal to Threat. Removing oneself from the knife requires a CON 3 roll and deals PERSISTENT X equal to Threat.
Thinking about doing a bunch of rpg stuff on cue cards by hand... cos that's often how I work for in person games. a Ton of cue cards, like factions on cue cards and whole adventure sites on cue cards.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Thinking about doing a bunch of rpg stuff on cue cards by hand... cos that's often how I work for in person games. a Ton of cue cards, like factions on cue cards and whole adventure sites on cue cards.
Reposted by aggie (gourd dwarf)
MOTHERSHIP MONTH 2025 is live!
Come check out all the great projects this incredible community has put together, including Space Penguin Ink's own BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, a living murder mystery set aboard the notorious space station Prospero's Dream.
Come check out all the great projects this incredible community has put together, including Space Penguin Ink's own BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, a living murder mystery set aboard the notorious space station Prospero's Dream.
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
MOTHERSHIP MONTH 2025 is live!
Come check out all the great projects this incredible community has put together, including Space Penguin Ink's own BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, a living murder mystery set aboard the notorious space station Prospero's Dream.
Come check out all the great projects this incredible community has put together, including Space Penguin Ink's own BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, a living murder mystery set aboard the notorious space station Prospero's Dream.
DISS, GUSST, and YUCKI are trolls residing in the buried monastery of ancient ogres once tasked with guarding a sealed Realmgate connecting to a demonic world. As the Eclipse suddenly came to an end, they dove behind a waterfall and discovered a place to hide... They called their home: TROLLTOPIA.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
DISS, GUSST, and YUCKI are trolls residing in the buried monastery of ancient ogres once tasked with guarding a sealed Realmgate connecting to a demonic world. As the Eclipse suddenly came to an end, they dove behind a waterfall and discovered a place to hide... They called their home: TROLLTOPIA.
Kobolds are bipedal canines with patchy fur and scabs all over. They just cant resist picking their scabs! Their tearducts produce glue, which they trade to local goblins for spears and the like. The goblins then huff the glue in bags and get high.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Kobolds are bipedal canines with patchy fur and scabs all over. They just cant resist picking their scabs! Their tearducts produce glue, which they trade to local goblins for spears and the like. The goblins then huff the glue in bags and get high.
Ill never quite get how some people take ttrpg, nearly the cheapest hobby possible, and spend a brazillion dollars on it for no reason. Not buying cool adventures but just new systems and, like, i don't even know. merchandise?
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ill never quite get how some people take ttrpg, nearly the cheapest hobby possible, and spend a brazillion dollars on it for no reason. Not buying cool adventures but just new systems and, like, i don't even know. merchandise?
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Airplane Jousting
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Airplane Jousting
DEMON FIST an 80s OVA inspired Mothership joint
BY GOURD DWARF (yours truly)
&
CHAOCLYPSE
AVAILABLE NOW
ON ITCH.IO
gourd-dwarf.itch.io/demon-fist
BY GOURD DWARF (yours truly)
&
CHAOCLYPSE
AVAILABLE NOW
ON ITCH.IO
gourd-dwarf.itch.io/demon-fist
Demon Fist by gourd_dwarf, Chaoclypse
80's OVA inspired Mothership adventure on Prospero's Dream
gourd-dwarf.itch.io
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
DEMON FIST an 80s OVA inspired Mothership joint
BY GOURD DWARF (yours truly)
&
CHAOCLYPSE
AVAILABLE NOW
ON ITCH.IO
gourd-dwarf.itch.io/demon-fist
BY GOURD DWARF (yours truly)
&
CHAOCLYPSE
AVAILABLE NOW
ON ITCH.IO
gourd-dwarf.itch.io/demon-fist
Have you tried not worrying about it?
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Have you tried not worrying about it?
i would like more comics recommendations
capes, manga, cartoons whatever
capes, manga, cartoons whatever
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i would like more comics recommendations
capes, manga, cartoons whatever
capes, manga, cartoons whatever
having the urge to paint some lil dudes.
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
having the urge to paint some lil dudes.
"There is an eternal salmon in this pond, who was granted immortality by Ursina so she could have a snack after she wakes. She scooped him out of the river nearby and placed him in the pond. He is always in heat and wants nothing more than to be a father..."
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gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev/bear-man-of-...
Bear Man of the Bloodred Rainforest
Stats as Bear.
A normal man possessed by the spirit of an upset ursine god. When the pond at the centre of the Bloodred Rainforest is transgressed and...
gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"There is an eternal salmon in this pond, who was granted immortality by Ursina so she could have a snack after she wakes. She scooped him out of the river nearby and placed him in the pond. He is always in heat and wants nothing more than to be a father..."
gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev/bear-man-of-...
gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev/bear-man-of-...