WASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald Trump informed the nation Thursday that they better start liking those little canned wieners. “Hope you aren’t too attached to whatever fancy crap you eat now, because those little wiener dogs in the cans are coming back […]

"It's no good trying to get rid of your own aloneness.

"I’ve always been a loner. I’ll be straight; I just don’t like most people—they tire me, mix me, jiggle my eyeballs, rob me, lie to me, fuck me, fool me, teach me, insult me, love me; but mostly they ...

WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]

LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...

In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.

Tulsa's City Council is in the spotlight for a prayer at the beginning of a meeting that people, including Governor Kevin Stitt, are calling "satanic."