Emily (MLe)
@mleven.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Emily. Floridian turned Oregonian. Missing Walt Disney World daily. Super queer.
This just reminded me that I bought cookies yesterday. Thank you for your service.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This just reminded me that I bought cookies yesterday. Thank you for your service.
And I no longer live in Florida! I definitely went on the barnstormer as a medical adventure one year when I had a stone and hoped it’d knock it out!
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
And I no longer live in Florida! I definitely went on the barnstormer as a medical adventure one year when I had a stone and hoped it’d knock it out!
Had my gallbladder emergency removed in 2017 after one bad gallstone attack. Meanwhile with kidney stones it’s like… yep, that sucks. Here’s some pain pills.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Had my gallbladder emergency removed in 2017 after one bad gallstone attack. Meanwhile with kidney stones it’s like… yep, that sucks. Here’s some pain pills.
I’ve luckily never had to have any further medical intervention besides pain pills so hopefully it stays that way! Wouldn’t wish the pain on my worst enemy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’ve luckily never had to have any further medical intervention besides pain pills so hopefully it stays that way! Wouldn’t wish the pain on my worst enemy.
It’s about the 6th or so time I’ve had them and holy hell I am not a fan. At least I had some pain meds leftover from last year when I went to the ER for one.
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s about the 6th or so time I’ve had them and holy hell I am not a fan. At least I had some pain meds leftover from last year when I went to the ER for one.
Kidney stones can eff right the eff off.
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Kidney stones can eff right the eff off.
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I have a keyboard shortcut set up on my phone if I type “twss” it writes out that’s what she said !
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have a keyboard shortcut set up on my phone if I type “twss” it writes out that’s what she said !
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you see this post egg
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There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.
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Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting
Yes! My watch just told me I met my “activity goal” and I’ve been on the couch for hours! My heart rate must be going nuts.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yes! My watch just told me I met my “activity goal” and I’ve been on the couch for hours! My heart rate must be going nuts.
Drove by this while visiting Kansas City. My wife and I were like “MARK HAMILL?” But this one is a republican and I feel like he should change his name. Very bad feeling about this.
October 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Drove by this while visiting Kansas City. My wife and I were like “MARK HAMILL?” But this one is a republican and I feel like he should change his name. Very bad feeling about this.
Y’all, I got married today!
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Y’all, I got married today!
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LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
“It ain’t your potatoes”
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“It ain’t your potatoes”
Yes! Stairs were the worst when I was getting used to my progressives!
October 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yes! Stairs were the worst when I was getting used to my progressives!
Rock Chalk, professor!
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Rock Chalk, professor!
October is my favorite.
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
October is my favorite.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! All the coolest people get engaged in 2025! (It’s me, I’m cool).
October 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!!! All the coolest people get engaged in 2025! (It’s me, I’m cool).
As seen in “war ravaged” Portland today.
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As seen in “war ravaged” Portland today.
Holy shit, WNBA. The Minnesota coach just got ejected from the game.
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Holy shit, WNBA. The Minnesota coach just got ejected from the game.
Oh no. I’m so sorry to read this.
September 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh no. I’m so sorry to read this.