Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammr.bsky.social
Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)
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Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammr.bsky.social
· Apr 19
In honor of my eldest daughter's birthday, I got a new tattoo!! Happy 13th Melissa Sue!! Mommie loves you and here is the proof! #MS13Rocks #MS13RulesTheSchool
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
Benny Johnson claims that while he lived in DC he was carjacked, had murders and mass shootings happen right outside his house, and had his house set ablaze
Sounds like a skill issue, bro
Sounds like a skill issue, bro
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
Trump on undocumented farm workers: "People that live in the inner city are not doing that work. They've tried, we've tried, everybody tried. They don't do it. These people do it naturally. Naturally ... they don't get a bad back, because if they get a bad back, they die."
August 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
Wow. Trump announces he is firing the U.S. Labor Statistics Commissioner for reporting that jobs numbers are weak under his watch.
This is what dictators do.
This is what dictators do.
August 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
Pride's over bitches!!!
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Evangelical church urges Trump admin to 'execute' LGBTQ Americans
An Indiana church is urging the Trump administration to "execute" members of the LGBTQ community because "the Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death," according to WISH-TV 8 in Indianapol...
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July 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pride's over bitches!!!
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Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
Most of this “press conference” is this lunatic yelling at the media. This guy is so obsessed with his press coverage that he can’t even function.
June 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
Leavitt: "Nobody knows what it means to accomplish peace through strength better than President Trump. He is the one who came up with that motto and that foreign policy doctrine."
June 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos
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June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
Happy Pride everyone!!
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Trump administration to shut down LGBTQ youth suicide hotline
The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline will no longer use its LGBTQ youth service line starting July 17. The Trump administration says the move will "focus on serving all help seekers."
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June 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy Pride everyone!!
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Oh that's good, I'm gonna use that on my kids, "I'll make a decision in two weeks whether to give you an allowance!"
beyond parody -- Trump, through Karoline Leavitt, announces he'll make his decision about whether to strike Iran "within the next two weeks"
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh that's good, I'm gonna use that on my kids, "I'll make a decision in two weeks whether to give you an allowance!"
Oh I can't wait to use this on my maid and grounds crew and all my servants when they try to ask for a raise or a day off!! "I will destroy your life!!"
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Trump Spot-Checks White House Flagpole Crew For Illegals
President Donald Trump did an impromptu immigration spot-check when he asked workers at a White House photo op if any of them are "illegal immigrants."
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June 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh I can't wait to use this on my maid and grounds crew and all my servants when they try to ask for a raise or a day off!! "I will destroy your life!!"
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BREAKING: Kristi Noem Taken to Hospital With Allergic Reaction after someone handed her a copy of the US Constitution!
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JUST IN: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Taken to Hospital With Allergic Reaction
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has been taken to the hospital with a reported allergic reaction.
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June 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
BREAKING: Kristi Noem Taken to Hospital With Allergic Reaction after someone handed her a copy of the US Constitution!
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Only Republican mothers, like myself, are role models for our children!!
June 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Only Republican mothers, like myself, are role models for our children!!
Welcome to the stage, Michael Taint...yet another disgusting drag queen sexual assaulting unsuspecting fans!!
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Christian Singer Who Prayed With Trump Admits to Preying on Men
Christian music star Michael Tait has been accused of sexually assaulting three men and engaging in inappropriate behavior with numerous others. Tait, 59, a fixture in the Christian music world since ...
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June 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Welcome to the stage, Michael Taint...yet another disgusting drag queen sexual assaulting unsuspecting fans!!
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Hey y'all, for a limited time only, I am selling the Trump locket. I proudly wear it around my neck, it's where I store my integrity, honesty, principles, sexual discretion, sincerity, moral clarity, and self-restraint. Order now and it comes with an industrial vat of pancake makeup!
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey y'all, for a limited time only, I am selling the Trump locket. I proudly wear it around my neck, it's where I store my integrity, honesty, principles, sexual discretion, sincerity, moral clarity, and self-restraint. Order now and it comes with an industrial vat of pancake makeup!
We are an ASS family...take that any way you like!
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We are an ASS family...take that any way you like!
Can Carney come to my house for Thanksgiving when I need to shut down drunk uncle??
"Let me exercise my role as G7 chair" -- Carney steps in to stop Trump from taking more questions
June 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Can Carney come to my house for Thanksgiving when I need to shut down drunk uncle??
Caitlyn Jenner is looking FAB!!!
June 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Caitlyn Jenner is looking FAB!!!
I don't allow Candace Cameron movies in my house because they seem to open a portal to my back door that my husband cannot get enough of! Fire in the hole! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
Actress Candace Cameron says she doesn’t even allow others to watch scary movies in her home because she fears it opens a portal into something demonic.
She’s also against “liquid death,” which is just water in a can, because she says it’s cursed.
She’s also against “liquid death,” which is just water in a can, because she says it’s cursed.
June 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I don't allow Candace Cameron movies in my house because they seem to open a portal to my back door that my husband cannot get enough of! Fire in the hole! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
I applaud this...I screen my podcast audience the same way...no fats, no fems, no asians, and certainly no haters!!
The army allowed the sale of MAGA merchandise to troops when Trump did his speech at Fort Bragg yesterday, military dot com reports.
Not only was the audience screened for Trump loyalists it became another grift operation.
The event was to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the army.
Not only was the audience screened for Trump loyalists it became another grift operation.
The event was to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the army.
June 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I applaud this...I screen my podcast audience the same way...no fats, no fems, no asians, and certainly no haters!!
There is nothing better than some good ole Southern BBQ!!
June 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There is nothing better than some good ole Southern BBQ!!
Exactly! It's like I think something happened 10 years ago where Confederate swag was suddenly seen as racist. Come'on y'all, I look hot in my Confederate tankini!!
JD Vance: “I feel like something happened like 10 years ago where every, it’s like you have to think that every single person that who fought for the Confederate side was an evil person. I just think that’s so stupid.”
June 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Exactly! It's like I think something happened 10 years ago where Confederate swag was suddenly seen as racist. Come'on y'all, I look hot in my Confederate tankini!!
To be fair, Hurricane Season to me has always been the three weeks at the end of every year I spend trashed at Pat O'Briens in the French Quarter drowning my sorrows in sweet potent nectar to absolve myself of all my previous sins!
(Reuters) - FEMA staff left baffled after the disaster agency’s head said during a briefing that he hadn’t been aware the US has a hurricane season. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
To be fair, Hurricane Season to me has always been the three weeks at the end of every year I spend trashed at Pat O'Briens in the French Quarter drowning my sorrows in sweet potent nectar to absolve myself of all my previous sins!