Mary Katharine Ham
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Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammr.bsky.social
Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
June 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Only Republican mothers, like myself, are role models for our children!!
June 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my love language
June 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey y'all, for a limited time only, I am selling the Trump locket. I proudly wear it around my neck, it's where I store my integrity, honesty, principles, sexual discretion, sincerity, moral clarity, and self-restraint. Order now and it comes with an industrial vat of pancake makeup!
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We are an ASS family...take that any way you like!
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Caitlyn Jenner is looking FAB!!!
June 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
There is nothing better than some good ole Southern BBQ!!
June 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The ketamine wore off, time for a quick nap at my fav watering hole on my fav fun bags!! Wake me when you're done!! #DMForTitsAndNudes
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Happy Humpday bitches!! Momma put the kids down for a looooong nap and she's jumped on the ketamine train!! Come drink with me!! #DMForKAndNudes
May 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Surprise!!! It's me!!!
May 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
NOOOOOORM!!!!
Momma's drowning herself in a bottle of tequila as she loses another idol! Who can watch the kids for me?!?!
#DMForDirectionsAndNudes
May 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you are craving cottage cheese, you can lick my husband's uncut penis after his gym workout! It's chunky!!
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
James Comey found the shells my kids put together. I was teaching them to count to 10. They aren't the brightest kids, some say they take after their mother!!
May 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I bedazzled my own sweater!! I think it's giving General Mom vibes! Discuss!
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I sweat to the oldies trying to achieve the perfect Trumpian body! And I have filed many a complaint to Revlon that they do not have the Trump foundation. #BringOnTheOreosAndCheetos
May 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Great things about having kids: Custom drawings by request. “Show us your dreams for the future!"
(He claims this is us snorkeling. I've sent him for electroshock treatment!)
May 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The new body of Christ at Mass people!! Get into it, deeeeeep into it!! Lawd have mercy!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
God love Nancy Mace, reminding people everywhere that women too like to squat and take a big ole fat dump!! Thank u Nanc!!
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did you see me at the METH GALA!?!?!? Ain't I fierce!! Thanks for the invite Anna Wintard!!
May 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In honor of Cinco de Mayo (who doesn't love Mayo!!!), I am pleased to celebrate my favorite Latina....Benhamin Domenech, who recently graced the cover of Latina MAGAzine. I must say she is looking muy caliente!!
May 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM