Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammr.bsky.social
Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
June 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
June 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
Only Republican mothers, like myself, are role models for our children!!
June 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Only Republican mothers, like myself, are role models for our children!!
Hey y'all, for a limited time only, I am selling the Trump locket. I proudly wear it around my neck, it's where I store my integrity, honesty, principles, sexual discretion, sincerity, moral clarity, and self-restraint. Order now and it comes with an industrial vat of pancake makeup!
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey y'all, for a limited time only, I am selling the Trump locket. I proudly wear it around my neck, it's where I store my integrity, honesty, principles, sexual discretion, sincerity, moral clarity, and self-restraint. Order now and it comes with an industrial vat of pancake makeup!
We are an ASS family...take that any way you like!
June 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We are an ASS family...take that any way you like!
Caitlyn Jenner is looking FAB!!!
June 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Caitlyn Jenner is looking FAB!!!
There is nothing better than some good ole Southern BBQ!!
June 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There is nothing better than some good ole Southern BBQ!!
The ketamine wore off, time for a quick nap at my fav watering hole on my fav fun bags!! Wake me when you're done!! #DMForTitsAndNudes
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The ketamine wore off, time for a quick nap at my fav watering hole on my fav fun bags!! Wake me when you're done!! #DMForTitsAndNudes
Happy Humpday bitches!! Momma put the kids down for a looooong nap and she's jumped on the ketamine train!! Come drink with me!! #DMForKAndNudes
May 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Happy Humpday bitches!! Momma put the kids down for a looooong nap and she's jumped on the ketamine train!! Come drink with me!! #DMForKAndNudes
Surprise!!! It's me!!!
May 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Surprise!!! It's me!!!
NOOOOOORM!!!!
Momma's drowning herself in a bottle of tequila as she loses another idol! Who can watch the kids for me?!?!
#DMForDirectionsAndNudes
Momma's drowning herself in a bottle of tequila as she loses another idol! Who can watch the kids for me?!?!
#DMForDirectionsAndNudes
May 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
NOOOOOORM!!!!
Momma's drowning herself in a bottle of tequila as she loses another idol! Who can watch the kids for me?!?!
#DMForDirectionsAndNudes
Momma's drowning herself in a bottle of tequila as she loses another idol! Who can watch the kids for me?!?!
#DMForDirectionsAndNudes
If you are craving cottage cheese, you can lick my husband's uncut penis after his gym workout! It's chunky!!
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you are craving cottage cheese, you can lick my husband's uncut penis after his gym workout! It's chunky!!
James Comey found the shells my kids put together. I was teaching them to count to 10. They aren't the brightest kids, some say they take after their mother!!
May 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
James Comey found the shells my kids put together. I was teaching them to count to 10. They aren't the brightest kids, some say they take after their mother!!
I bedazzled my own sweater!! I think it's giving General Mom vibes! Discuss!
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I bedazzled my own sweater!! I think it's giving General Mom vibes! Discuss!
I sweat to the oldies trying to achieve the perfect Trumpian body! And I have filed many a complaint to Revlon that they do not have the Trump foundation. #BringOnTheOreosAndCheetos
May 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I sweat to the oldies trying to achieve the perfect Trumpian body! And I have filed many a complaint to Revlon that they do not have the Trump foundation. #BringOnTheOreosAndCheetos
Great things about having kids: Custom drawings by request. “Show us your dreams for the future!"
(He claims this is us snorkeling. I've sent him for electroshock treatment!)
(He claims this is us snorkeling. I've sent him for electroshock treatment!)
May 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Great things about having kids: Custom drawings by request. “Show us your dreams for the future!"
(He claims this is us snorkeling. I've sent him for electroshock treatment!)
(He claims this is us snorkeling. I've sent him for electroshock treatment!)
Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!
Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Welcum to the new Holy Communion bitches!! The mass after party is gonna be LIT!!!
The new body of Christ at Mass people!! Get into it, deeeeeep into it!! Lawd have mercy!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The new body of Christ at Mass people!! Get into it, deeeeeep into it!! Lawd have mercy!!
God love Nancy Mace, reminding people everywhere that women too like to squat and take a big ole fat dump!! Thank u Nanc!!
May 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
God love Nancy Mace, reminding people everywhere that women too like to squat and take a big ole fat dump!! Thank u Nanc!!
Did you see me at the METH GALA!?!?!? Ain't I fierce!! Thanks for the invite Anna Wintard!!
May 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Did you see me at the METH GALA!?!?!? Ain't I fierce!! Thanks for the invite Anna Wintard!!
In honor of Cinco de Mayo (who doesn't love Mayo!!!), I am pleased to celebrate my favorite Latina....Benhamin Domenech, who recently graced the cover of Latina MAGAzine. I must say she is looking muy caliente!!
May 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In honor of Cinco de Mayo (who doesn't love Mayo!!!), I am pleased to celebrate my favorite Latina....Benhamin Domenech, who recently graced the cover of Latina MAGAzine. I must say she is looking muy caliente!!