I somehow, inexplicably, have over 160 followers on Medium. And I've never posted anything? It might be my most successful attempt at social media yet.
October 8, 2023 at 11:36 PM
I somehow, inexplicably, have over 160 followers on Medium. And I've never posted anything? It might be my most successful attempt at social media yet.
I think Target really overestimated how many drive-up parking spots they needed post Covid.
September 20, 2023 at 9:02 PM
I think Target really overestimated how many drive-up parking spots they needed post Covid.
Welcome to Trader Joe's, get ready to wish you were never fucking born.
September 19, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Welcome to Trader Joe's, get ready to wish you were never fucking born.
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Monkey Mart, how can I help you?
No sir, our monkeys are completely healthy. Yes sir, in the prime of life. They each have a veterinary certificate.
Sorry, no. Fit as a fiddle. Every last one of them. They can live to be 30 or 40 years old.
No sir, we don't sell "cancer monkeys," I'm sorry.
No sir, our monkeys are completely healthy. Yes sir, in the prime of life. They each have a veterinary certificate.
Sorry, no. Fit as a fiddle. Every last one of them. They can live to be 30 or 40 years old.
No sir, we don't sell "cancer monkeys," I'm sorry.
September 10, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Monkey Mart, how can I help you?
No sir, our monkeys are completely healthy. Yes sir, in the prime of life. They each have a veterinary certificate.
Sorry, no. Fit as a fiddle. Every last one of them. They can live to be 30 or 40 years old.
No sir, we don't sell "cancer monkeys," I'm sorry.
No sir, our monkeys are completely healthy. Yes sir, in the prime of life. They each have a veterinary certificate.
Sorry, no. Fit as a fiddle. Every last one of them. They can live to be 30 or 40 years old.
No sir, we don't sell "cancer monkeys," I'm sorry.
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It’s impossible for him to be funny on purpose, but he sure is funny by accident.
September 11, 2023 at 3:52 AM
It’s impossible for him to be funny on purpose, but he sure is funny by accident.
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Hiraeth (HEE-reyeth)
(n.)
-Homesickness tinged with grief/sadness over the lost/departed
-An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was
“Hiraeth has my heavisome heart haunted with a heaping helping of horrible homesickness.”
8th Annual Wall Calendar:
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(n.)
-Homesickness tinged with grief/sadness over the lost/departed
-An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was
“Hiraeth has my heavisome heart haunted with a heaping helping of horrible homesickness.”
8th Annual Wall Calendar:
bit.ly/GWOTD2024Cal...
August 30, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Hiraeth (HEE-reyeth)
(n.)
-Homesickness tinged with grief/sadness over the lost/departed
-An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was
“Hiraeth has my heavisome heart haunted with a heaping helping of horrible homesickness.”
8th Annual Wall Calendar:
bit.ly/GWOTD2024Cal...
(n.)
-Homesickness tinged with grief/sadness over the lost/departed
-An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was
“Hiraeth has my heavisome heart haunted with a heaping helping of horrible homesickness.”
8th Annual Wall Calendar:
bit.ly/GWOTD2024Cal...
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William Riker,
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
September 2, 2023 at 8:31 PM
William Riker,
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
Kinda dark for cat treats?
September 6, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Kinda dark for cat treats?