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macy jayne
@mjwheel.bsky.social
she/they. 20. daughter. friend. spartan.
mitch albom & detroit sports fan
red hot chili peppers stan
your favorite small town progressive
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i’m so full of myself that whenever i meet performers off stage i imagine the rest of my life being their partner and assuming that they are obviously already in love with me
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
cierra and nic are the greatest couple on this season idc idc idc #loveislandusa #loveislandseason7 #loveisland
July 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.
June 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
if joe biden dies from prostate cancer and something good happens to trisha paytas on the same day i’m leaving the country
May 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
my first love, sebastian stan, has officially gone bald… i think this is the end
April 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
hot girls fake tan and watch raw on monday nights #wwe #raw
March 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“… and he’s not done yeet”
#wwe #raw
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“that is the most shocking thing i’ve ever heard said in the history of saying things” - michael cole
#wwe #eliminationchamber #wweeliminationchamber
March 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
finally got a tattoo to commemorate my love of @chilipeppers.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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i wasn’t born i was imagined. i was wrested from some older, maybe an ancient and liminal place and brought before you into this light. thank you.
February 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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well safe to say we've never seen a rap beef like this one. Getting Samuel L Jackson, Serena Williams, and Mustard to all step on you at the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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please god, I just want to make it to Super Bowl 69
February 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
all pedophiles should be called out in a stadium of 70 thousand people
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Are you about to complete a work task?
STOP!
Remember your ABC’s!

Are you gonna lose your job if you don’t do it?
Bare minimum is Best
your Company hates you and doesn’t Care if you die
February 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
not like us winning record of the year is the #grammys equivalent of jey uso winning the #wwe #royalrumble
February 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
carti is not singing rn #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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#TheTraitorsUS
Wes: "I'll try to be less aggressive"
Also Wes:
January 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
what do you mean the best scene of #thetraitorsus last night is tom sandoval in a bathtub
January 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
phineas and ferb has the most goated tv soundtrack of all time. gitchee gitchee goo mf.
December 14, 2024 at 12:59 PM
some days i think about becoming a trad wife
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
notice how they won’t make that the actual article headline 🗣️
North Carolina’s Atrium Health says it will forgive the debts of 11,500 people — less than a week after NBC News reported that the company has aggressively pursued former patients’ medical debts, placing liens on their homes to collect on bills.
'Like a miracle': N.C. couple free of nearly $100,000 medical debt after 15 years
The lien on Donna and Gary Lindabury's home for a 2009 heart surgery debt was among 11,500 wiped away by Atrium Health after an NBC News report.
www.nbcnews.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:43 AM
everyday i contemplate starting a podcast and immediately hear the voices of my closest friends saying “i will pay you to stfu”
December 12, 2024 at 4:42 PM