MJ π
@mjpurple.bsky.social
I might be Ace, but my AO3 account is between me and God
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What is hope, if not spite persevering?
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
What is hope, if not spite persevering?
Awww
Iβm honoured to be one of your weirdos π«ΆπΌ
Iβm honoured to be one of your weirdos π«ΆπΌ
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Awww
Iβm honoured to be one of your weirdos π«ΆπΌ
Iβm honoured to be one of your weirdos π«ΆπΌ
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This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
Made the mistake of listening to the Lilo & Stitch soundtrack and now I canβt stop crying
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Made the mistake of listening to the Lilo & Stitch soundtrack and now I canβt stop crying
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Palate cleanser: @scottniswander.bsky.social
Apparently I'm a "superfan"(?) and I look forward to never learning the name of his child π
Apparently I'm a "superfan"(?) and I look forward to never learning the name of his child π
I swore I'd never make this video.
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December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Palate cleanser: @scottniswander.bsky.social
Apparently I'm a "superfan"(?) and I look forward to never learning the name of his child π
Apparently I'm a "superfan"(?) and I look forward to never learning the name of his child π
I wouldβve assumed a regular pharmacy would be the obvious option? Do pharmacies in the states not sell face masks?
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I wouldβve assumed a regular pharmacy would be the obvious option? Do pharmacies in the states not sell face masks?
Am I the only one who thinks the Pansexual/Panromatic pride flag looks like shit? I mean, I love, itβs my flag, but it looks like someone looked at the CMYK slider on their screen and went βYup, thatβs it. Doneβ
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the Pansexual/Panromatic pride flag looks like shit? I mean, I love, itβs my flag, but it looks like someone looked at the CMYK slider on their screen and went βYup, thatβs it. Doneβ
Just wait until their butch girlfriend finds them cuddling in the forest π
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just wait until their butch girlfriend finds them cuddling in the forest π
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
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It's pumpkin month!!
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It's pumpkin month!!
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I'm sorry but this is an absolutely terrible take.
The difference between fanfiction and AI is that fanfiction is a labor of craft and love by amateur writers that explicitly does not attempt to profit off the art.
AI slop exists for the singular purpose of generating capital without paid labor.
The difference between fanfiction and AI is that fanfiction is a labor of craft and love by amateur writers that explicitly does not attempt to profit off the art.
AI slop exists for the singular purpose of generating capital without paid labor.
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm sorry but this is an absolutely terrible take.
The difference between fanfiction and AI is that fanfiction is a labor of craft and love by amateur writers that explicitly does not attempt to profit off the art.
AI slop exists for the singular purpose of generating capital without paid labor.
The difference between fanfiction and AI is that fanfiction is a labor of craft and love by amateur writers that explicitly does not attempt to profit off the art.
AI slop exists for the singular purpose of generating capital without paid labor.
That is the dumbest joke Iβve read all week. Why am I laughing this hard π€£π€£π€£
September 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That is the dumbest joke Iβve read all week. Why am I laughing this hard π€£π€£π€£
Heβs got suspenders? Iβm squeaking! Thatβs sooo cute πππ
September 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Heβs got suspenders? Iβm squeaking! Thatβs sooo cute πππ
That looks delicious! Do you have a recipe?
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That looks delicious! Do you have a recipe?
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do u ever just explode bc u love ur oc so much
August 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
do u ever just explode bc u love ur oc so much
Thatβs the most wonderful news! I was literally thinking about this today. Couldnβt be happier for you guys π₯°
August 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thatβs the most wonderful news! I was literally thinking about this today. Couldnβt be happier for you guys π₯°
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
May 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
Those are all things people who have a salary should be able to afford, and Iβm tired of right-leaning pundits and politicians calling people greedy for wanting those things. We should all be able to have those things (3/3)
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Those are all things people who have a salary should be able to afford, and Iβm tired of right-leaning pundits and politicians calling people greedy for wanting those things. We should all be able to have those things (3/3)
I donβt thing being able to go for coffee with your friends or on the occasional weekend trip with your partner should be a luxury. Or be able to send your children to school without giving up good quality groceries (2/3)
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I donβt thing being able to go for coffee with your friends or on the occasional weekend trip with your partner should be a luxury. Or be able to send your children to school without giving up good quality groceries (2/3)
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I donβt think being able to buy a medium sized house and a small car should be luxury (1/3)
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I donβt think being able to buy a medium sized house and a small car should be luxury (1/3)
*Ohhh* thatβ¦ makes a lot more sense π
July 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
*Ohhh* thatβ¦ makes a lot more sense π
That mug looks lovely. Quick question though, isnβt absinthe like, an incredibly alcoholic beverage? How does an alcoholic tea blend work? Also, is it safe to drink that while taking ibuprofen?
July 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
That mug looks lovely. Quick question though, isnβt absinthe like, an incredibly alcoholic beverage? How does an alcoholic tea blend work? Also, is it safe to drink that while taking ibuprofen?