Michael
mjmurph19.bsky.social
Michael
@mjmurph19.bsky.social
29 | he/they | NJ

Librarian

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Turns out PT is good for you???
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Beyond the fact that this bugfuck insane letter was written and sent to the leader of Norway, the State Dept agreeing to distribute it to other heads of state instead of objecting and honorably resigning or at the very least planning some kind of coverup is a sign of deep institutional collapse.
So this is why Trump is fixated on Greenland. Vengeance strikes again. This guy is dangerous.
January 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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I got a haircut, pls clap
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I got a haircut, pls clap
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
How it feels finally getting home after 17 hours of work, class, and a Halsey concert
lady gaga says no sleep bus club nother club fuse
Alt: Lady Gaga says no sleep bus club ‘nother club Fuse logo
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Semester starts tomorrow and I am (un)fortunately taking very Topical and Relevant courses such as Comparative Homeland Security and US Foreign Policy in Latin America & the Caribbean, can’t wait to stare into the Abyss for the next 15 weeks (3 years)
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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IR Realists saying farewell to the Rational Actor Assumption
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Build a Pokemon team using the first letter of your name: (M)
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Finished conferencing and finally secured the legendary red JSTOR tote bag, flexing on the other librarians
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Well well well, the prodigal son returns
The past few nights the cat has elected not to sleep in the same bed as me

And I need to know what changed in that little brain of his

How I have offended the household god… hmmmmm
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
2016 vs 2026
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The past few nights the cat has elected not to sleep in the same bed as me

And I need to know what changed in that little brain of his

How I have offended the household god… hmmmmm
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
They’ve been doing construction at my work and it’s so cold… any volunteers to warm me up 🥶
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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A great many humanistic majors have this affordance of making the world legible to you, but at the cost of feeling like you're the sane one in the asylum
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Not usually one for the Sunday Scaries but two weeks of vacation changes a person
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video
Uniformed military are involved in this shambolic behavior and they all need to be held to account

A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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I feel like the entire vibe of this administration is powerful people from across the globe and within the United States pretending that's this admin is entirely normal and/or not happening
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Y’all are shy, like this and I’ll dm it to you
Inquiries can be made
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Unrelated, taking last minute applications for a kiss at midnight
So there’s an alt (gun the mantle, pulling the trigger, etc.)
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Your teacher in 2005: don't use Wikipedia as a source! People can change it! Use dot gov sites!

Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So there’s an alt (gun the mantle, pulling the trigger, etc.)
December 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Classic holiday moment: my aunt reminded me I’m turning 30 soon but then telling me hey at least you’re still a twink
December 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Wrapped in red
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM