Remember: the real monsters this Halloween are the people who put ketchup on chili dogs.

If I figure out a way to drive a kingcake, I should be allowed to park it ANYWHERE, sir.

When basketball is awesome, it's freaking awesome -- Knicks-Spurs was awesome. Bonkers Wemby stuff, Spurs turned into a dunk machine for a bit, and you have to feel great for Bridges who is about all the right things.

I did something dumb

I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them

If anyone is looking for someone super cool, my top songs for 2024 were Try Everything from the Zootopia soundtrack (which the younger toddler calls “the Fox song” when he issues his daily demands) and 19 slightly different variations of DnD background music

Apologies for the Saints loss yesterday. My roux was too heavy on bacon grease, and this became unmistakable immediately before the offense stalled out in 4th quarter. It can’t be a coincidence. I promise to do better and take it one gumbo at a time.