The Goddamnit Emperor mitori
@mitori.bsky.social
musician, computational linguistics student, Japan fanatic, radical kindness advocate.
https://vgen.co/mito551 🌟 BGM and other Music Commissions OPEN
https://mitori.bandcamp.com for some heavy rock beats
https://vgen.co/mito551 🌟 BGM and other Music Commissions OPEN
https://mitori.bandcamp.com for some heavy rock beats
love* how we've normalized "side hustle" when it's literally just "the thing you're actually passionate about but capitalism won't let you survive doing it so you do spreadsheets 40 hrs/week instead"
* here = hate
anyway my music hasn't been touched in a month, how's everyone else's dreams going
* here = hate
anyway my music hasn't been touched in a month, how's everyone else's dreams going
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
love* how we've normalized "side hustle" when it's literally just "the thing you're actually passionate about but capitalism won't let you survive doing it so you do spreadsheets 40 hrs/week instead"
* here = hate
anyway my music hasn't been touched in a month, how's everyone else's dreams going
* here = hate
anyway my music hasn't been touched in a month, how's everyone else's dreams going
for the past five years every January has started with some bullshit. DEVASTATED that 2026 isn't not breaking this particular habit.
would say the same for the years going even further back, but it's a vague blur of culture war bullshit and enshittification
would say the same for the years going even further back, but it's a vague blur of culture war bullshit and enshittification
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
for the past five years every January has started with some bullshit. DEVASTATED that 2026 isn't not breaking this particular habit.
would say the same for the years going even further back, but it's a vague blur of culture war bullshit and enshittification
would say the same for the years going even further back, but it's a vague blur of culture war bullshit and enshittification
the implication that the end of time is THAT soon is concerning!
Schrodinger’s Trump: he’s either going to keel over next week or he’s the nominee in the next election, it will be like this until the end of time
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the implication that the end of time is THAT soon is concerning!
Hey everyone!
I'm opening music commissions on #VGen: whether you need a character theme, video game music, stream BGM, or intro music, I'll compose something uniquely yours, and you know it's going to be a head-banger.
Debut offer: 20% off through 25.02.2026!
Commission me here: vgen.co/mito551
I'm opening music commissions on #VGen: whether you need a character theme, video game music, stream BGM, or intro music, I'll compose something uniquely yours, and you know it's going to be a head-banger.
Debut offer: 20% off through 25.02.2026!
Commission me here: vgen.co/mito551
mito551 (@mito551)
Check out mito551's commissions and portfolio! | I’m a rock music producer who aims to fit the mood. I make tracks across a bunch of rock styles: everything from grunge and alt-rock to heavier metals ...
vgen.co
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hey everyone!
I'm opening music commissions on #VGen: whether you need a character theme, video game music, stream BGM, or intro music, I'll compose something uniquely yours, and you know it's going to be a head-banger.
Debut offer: 20% off through 25.02.2026!
Commission me here: vgen.co/mito551
I'm opening music commissions on #VGen: whether you need a character theme, video game music, stream BGM, or intro music, I'll compose something uniquely yours, and you know it's going to be a head-banger.
Debut offer: 20% off through 25.02.2026!
Commission me here: vgen.co/mito551
Hey, any VGen musicians out there willing to share their stories? What about other music commission / commercial platforms that sell their music to clients instead of listeners? I'd love to hear your stories and experiences!
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hey, any VGen musicians out there willing to share their stories? What about other music commission / commercial platforms that sell their music to clients instead of listeners? I'd love to hear your stories and experiences!
archiveofourown.org/works/63616495
I've written a short story serving as the creation myth for a mysterious parasitic disease spread throughout the world...
I've written a short story serving as the creation myth for a mysterious parasitic disease spread throughout the world...
archiveofourown.org
March 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/63616495
I've written a short story serving as the creation myth for a mysterious parasitic disease spread throughout the world...
I've written a short story serving as the creation myth for a mysterious parasitic disease spread throughout the world...
let me guess, it's set in Portland, right?
this actually sounds like the worst piece of art ever created
February 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
let me guess, it's set in Portland, right?
me when restless leg syndrome
February 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
me when restless leg syndrome
I thought lesbians were attracted to anything shaped like a les paul, hence the name
i'm a lesbian which means i'm attracted to women, nonbinary people, and the swamp thing
February 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I thought lesbians were attracted to anything shaped like a les paul, hence the name
how many "never again"s will it take?
February 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
how many "never again"s will it take?
every time I see this pic, I expect the "not you" part to be in the middle, but alas. probably could work with a ceo or something
February 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
every time I see this pic, I expect the "not you" part to be in the middle, but alas. probably could work with a ceo or something
this is what I (a European) imagine the American public transport is like
I revised one of my elevated rail metro stations and these people decided to walk on the tracks rather than wait for the next train lol
February 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
this is what I (a European) imagine the American public transport is like
"May spontaneously turn into a very big paperweight"
"Highly flammable"
If you had to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
February 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"May spontaneously turn into a very big paperweight"
I don't get any kind of emotional attachment to the country (nationality, government, city, place, etc.) you were born in - unless you have specific experiences that have proved beneficial.
same goes for anything you were born with, but to a lesser extent.
same goes for anything you were born with, but to a lesser extent.
what's your most unnecessary woke take? mine is that i hate it when people use she/her pronouns for boats
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don't get any kind of emotional attachment to the country (nationality, government, city, place, etc.) you were born in - unless you have specific experiences that have proved beneficial.
same goes for anything you were born with, but to a lesser extent.
same goes for anything you were born with, but to a lesser extent.
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Volt ist nicht die FDP in grün: Die beiden Parteien haben mehr Unterschiede als Gemeinsamkeiten.
Volt will Klimaneutralität bis 2040 und eine CO2-Steuer, FDP bis 2050 und keine CO2-Steuer. Volt will eine menschenwürdige Unterbringung für Asylbewerber:innen und FDP ein härteres Asylrecht.
Volt will Klimaneutralität bis 2040 und eine CO2-Steuer, FDP bis 2050 und keine CO2-Steuer. Volt will eine menschenwürdige Unterbringung für Asylbewerber:innen und FDP ein härteres Asylrecht.
January 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Volt ist nicht die FDP in grün: Die beiden Parteien haben mehr Unterschiede als Gemeinsamkeiten.
Volt will Klimaneutralität bis 2040 und eine CO2-Steuer, FDP bis 2050 und keine CO2-Steuer. Volt will eine menschenwürdige Unterbringung für Asylbewerber:innen und FDP ein härteres Asylrecht.
Volt will Klimaneutralität bis 2040 und eine CO2-Steuer, FDP bis 2050 und keine CO2-Steuer. Volt will eine menschenwürdige Unterbringung für Asylbewerber:innen und FDP ein härteres Asylrecht.
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
the suicide squad, but you wish they were commiting it
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the suicide squad, but you wish they were commiting it
this is the most popular podcaster talking to the richest man 🙃
January 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is the most popular podcaster talking to the richest man 🙃
no the video tab is very bad actually because nobody is liking my very good videos that are supposed to be going viral actually
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
the new video tab on bluesky is genuinely very good and i’m a big fan of this edition. dare i predict that bluesky will become the “everything app”. sound off if you like that phrase i just came up with
January 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
no the video tab is very bad actually because nobody is liking my very good videos that are supposed to be going viral actually
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
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Just heard Al had a crash. Hope he’s doing ok
January 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just heard Al had a crash. Hope he’s doing ok
I like how this is so ambiguous that it can be just any rich fuck. no names needed, insert your personally hated billionaire
January 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I like how this is so ambiguous that it can be just any rich fuck. no names needed, insert your personally hated billionaire
disco elysium is such a wonderful piece of media. no notes. also works as a window for the player's worldview - which is just magical!
Please play disco elysium. Like not to be dramatic but it's a really important piece of art and I'm sure some part of you will change after playing through it. I don't know what the truly moral means of consuming it is and I'm kind of at the point that I don't care just play it if you haven't.
January 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
disco elysium is such a wonderful piece of media. no notes. also works as a window for the player's worldview - which is just magical!
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Theres a very important thing in this piece here: Which party is most capable of dealing with the issues?
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Theres a very important thing in this piece here: Which party is most capable of dealing with the issues?
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