Mister Moron
@mistermoron.bsky.social
45. I left the US in 2015. Fewer and fewer reasons to go back ever since. Married. Immigrant. Teacher. Exile. I ❤️ LA like Randy Newman.
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Mister Moron
@mistermoron.bsky.social
· Nov 23
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The starting pitcher homered leading the game off. Neato.
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The starting pitcher homered leading the game off. Neato.
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Shohei Ohtani hits a ball over the right-field pavilion for his second homer.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Shohei Ohtani hits a ball over the right-field pavilion for his second homer.
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Shohei with the casual three-homer game, and also pitching or something.
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shohei with the casual three-homer game, and also pitching or something.
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Houses of Parliament in Winter - 1903 #artbots #monet
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10879
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10879
August 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Houses of Parliament in Winter - 1903 #artbots #monet
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10879
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10879
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Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge https://www.wikiart.org/en/el-lissitzky/beat-the-whites-with-the-red-wedge-1920
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge https://www.wikiart.org/en/el-lissitzky/beat-the-whites-with-the-red-wedge-1920
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I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
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It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
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any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name.
And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.
See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?
And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.
See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name.
And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.
See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?
And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.
See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?
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it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
April 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
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Dodgers president Stan Kasten added Japanese-style toilets to the team's clubhouse because Roki Sasaki said having such features could sway his decision of where to sign.
Sasaki became a Dodger — and admitted the toilets factored into his choice.
(via @ocregister.bsky.social)
Sasaki became a Dodger — and admitted the toilets factored into his choice.
(via @ocregister.bsky.social)
April 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Dodgers president Stan Kasten added Japanese-style toilets to the team's clubhouse because Roki Sasaki said having such features could sway his decision of where to sign.
Sasaki became a Dodger — and admitted the toilets factored into his choice.
(via @ocregister.bsky.social)
Sasaki became a Dodger — and admitted the toilets factored into his choice.
(via @ocregister.bsky.social)
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I don’t wanna say there’s a connection but…
✅ Dodgers before WH visit: 9-2
✅ Dodgers since WH visit: 7-8
✅ Dodgers before WH visit: 9-2
✅ Dodgers since WH visit: 7-8
April 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don’t wanna say there’s a connection but…
✅ Dodgers before WH visit: 9-2
✅ Dodgers since WH visit: 7-8
✅ Dodgers before WH visit: 9-2
✅ Dodgers since WH visit: 7-8
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the los angeles dodgers this year
April 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
the los angeles dodgers this year
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"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other."
Ulysses S. Grant, born #OTD 1822
Ulysses S. Grant, born #OTD 1822
April 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other."
Ulysses S. Grant, born #OTD 1822
Ulysses S. Grant, born #OTD 1822
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Fim de jogo | O ARSENAL CALOU O BERNABÉU!
Saka se redime após pênalti perdido, Martinelli decide e os Gunners são SEMIFINALISTAS da Champions.
Saka se redime após pênalti perdido, Martinelli decide e os Gunners são SEMIFINALISTAS da Champions.
April 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fim de jogo | O ARSENAL CALOU O BERNABÉU!
Saka se redime após pênalti perdido, Martinelli decide e os Gunners são SEMIFINALISTAS da Champions.
Saka se redime após pênalti perdido, Martinelli decide e os Gunners são SEMIFINALISTAS da Champions.
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April 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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GOL DO ARSENAL
Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal
⚽️ Bukayo Saka
🅰️ Mikel Merino
🏆 Champions League
Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal
⚽️ Bukayo Saka
🅰️ Mikel Merino
🏆 Champions League
April 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
GOL DO ARSENAL
Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal
⚽️ Bukayo Saka
🅰️ Mikel Merino
🏆 Champions League
Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal
⚽️ Bukayo Saka
🅰️ Mikel Merino
🏆 Champions League
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A 3-0 win over Real Madrid in a Champions League quarter-final. A night of nerve, noise and mayhem at a raucous Emirates stadium.
Our stats report from Arsenal v Real Madrid:
theanalyst.com/2025/04/arse...
#ARSRMA
Our stats report from Arsenal v Real Madrid:
theanalyst.com/2025/04/arse...
#ARSRMA
Arsenal 3-0 Real Madrid Stats: Rice Scores Two Wonder Goals To Put Gunners in Dreamland | Opta Analyst
Declan Rice scored two incredible free-kick goals to help Arsenal to a famous 3-0 win over European Champions Real Madrid. Check out the best facts and data from the game with our Arsenal vs Real Madr...
theanalyst.com
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A 3-0 win over Real Madrid in a Champions League quarter-final. A night of nerve, noise and mayhem at a raucous Emirates stadium.
Our stats report from Arsenal v Real Madrid:
theanalyst.com/2025/04/arse...
#ARSRMA
Our stats report from Arsenal v Real Madrid:
theanalyst.com/2025/04/arse...
#ARSRMA
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GOL DO ARSENAL
Arsenal 3x0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Mikel Merino
🅰️ Lewis-Skelly
🏆 Champions League
Arsenal 3x0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Mikel Merino
🅰️ Lewis-Skelly
🏆 Champions League
April 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
GOL DO ARSENAL
Arsenal 3x0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Mikel Merino
🅰️ Lewis-Skelly
🏆 Champions League
Arsenal 3x0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Mikel Merino
🅰️ Lewis-Skelly
🏆 Champions League
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GOLAÇO DO ARSENAL
Arsenal 2-0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Declan Rice (2)
🅰️ -
🏆 Champions League
Arsenal 2-0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Declan Rice (2)
🅰️ -
🏆 Champions League
April 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
GOLAÇO DO ARSENAL
Arsenal 2-0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Declan Rice (2)
🅰️ -
🏆 Champions League
Arsenal 2-0 Real Madrid
⚽️ Declan Rice (2)
🅰️ -
🏆 Champions League
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April 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I mean, you've got a point. Both the Dodgers and the Padres' records are inflated by sweeps of the worst team in baseball.
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I mean, you've got a point. Both the Dodgers and the Padres' records are inflated by sweeps of the worst team in baseball.
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Maybe the opposing fans are right and this is just scripted for Ohtani.
April 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Maybe the opposing fans are right and this is just scripted for Ohtani.