martoto
@mistermartoto.bsky.social
Crap photoedits and daft jokes. Nerdstalgia. Gen-Xennial he/him. Also @memewaltz on threads/insta.🎥🎶📺🏴🍀🥃 I've sent my antifa ✊🏼 application off to antifa towers.. Still haven't heard back. 🤞🏼
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Hans Grover. Nakatomi Plaza 12/24/88
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Hans Grover. Nakatomi Plaza 12/24/88
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In Her Churros #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
In Her Churros #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie
The Good Jamon #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Good Jamon #SpanishDishesInASongOrMovie
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🎶You are so beautiful....to me,..Holy See!... 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🎶You are so beautiful....to me,..Holy See!... 🎶
#FoodIngredientsInASongOrMovie
🎶 Do you bay leaf in life after love? 🎶
🎶 Do you bay leaf in life after love? 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
#FoodIngredientsInASongOrMovie
🎶 Do you bay leaf in life after love? 🎶
🎶 Do you bay leaf in life after love? 🎶
🎶You are so beautiful....to me,..Holy See!... 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🎶You are so beautiful....to me,..Holy See!... 🎶
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Having a 🏴 player named Scott McTominay play in Italy is like a 🇮🇹 player called Ittalian Detomasi playing in Scotland. ⚽
a man in a blue ea7 shirt holds a trophy
ALT: a man in a blue ea7 shirt holds a trophy
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Having a 🏴 player named Scott McTominay play in Italy is like a 🇮🇹 player called Ittalian Detomasi playing in Scotland. ⚽
Maybe not. #TOTP youtu.be/j1ReF4PHd9Q?...
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Maybe not. #TOTP youtu.be/j1ReF4PHd9Q?...
Eating trifles! #TOTP
Dessert Tasty GIF
ALT: Dessert Tasty GIF
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Eating trifles! #TOTP
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
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Almost forgot to observe that she #WontFeelTheBenefit #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Almost forgot to observe that she #WontFeelTheBenefit #totp
I remember Danny Baker slagging off Persson on some panel show, like she was a well known "bad singer" and being flabbergasted that he was on his own. Twat. #TOTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I remember Danny Baker slagging off Persson on some panel show, like she was a well known "bad singer" and being flabbergasted that he was on his own. Twat. #TOTP