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Crap photoedits and daft jokes. Nerdstalgia. Gen-Xennial he/him. Also @memewaltz on threads/insta.🎥🎶📺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀🥃 I've sent my antifa ✊🏼 application off to antifa towers.. Still haven't heard back. 🤞🏼
Me Nov 30th Vs Me Dec 1st
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hans Grover.

Nakatomi Plaza, December 1988. #diehard
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This was the sub! It would be another year until we got... #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
#FoodIngredientsInASongOrMovie
🎶 Do you bay leaf in life after love? 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
🎶You are so beautiful....to me,..Holy See!... 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
That Cliff Richard song reminded me of this. #TOTP
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Post something random or have an awful December
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
This has got to be the worst meme I've seen in ages. So lazy. And everybody's sharing it!

I don't even get it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Down To The Sea In Chips #EasyMealsInASongOrMovie
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Did you know that Nigel Mansell volunteers at @catsprotection.bsky.social shop in Partick, Glasgow?
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me flirting
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
MSG, Life has new meaning to me. 🎶 #FoodInMoviesAndSongs
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Coo, The Winged Serpent
#BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Lost in New York." Geddit?
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
What's for you Disney Girls by you. #CommonSayingsInASongOrMovie ("Whit's fur ye doesnae go by ye." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bootie Call. Simply Bootie Call. #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
#PresentersInFilmsAndSongs

🎶"I want to take you to Gay Byrne, Gay Byrne, Gay Byrne 🎶
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Marketing guy #1 : "I've got an idea. Remember the Glasgow's Miles Better campaign from the '80s?"

Marketing guy #2 : "Yeah, the one with Mr Happy..that cost the city a fortune to licence from the author."

Marketing guy #1 : "Shit... Does anyone remember the Pac-Man cartoon show then?.... Good."
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Now. Would you like the chance to win a twin tub washing machine and spin dryer? Of course you would, madam." #TOTP
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM