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Darcy 🖕🧊
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OG #KHIVE.

Blue dot in Utah.

ENM. Queer. Slut. Nerd. Mom.
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Utah Republicans trying to undo the will of the voters caught falsifying signatures to get their repeal on the ballot.

Typical.
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Ice Sluts: Hole at the Pole aka Midnight in the North aka Voyage of the Arcturus is *clamoring* to be born
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
This is a dog that has a full understanding of pillows and how to use them.
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm not sure I can take this news today.
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Posting this Charlie Kirk quote for no reason…
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
On the list of things I'm going to need Dem candidates to pledge, I just added joining the ICC, because these murderous fucking fascists need to be tried at The Hague.
January 24, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I am absolutely positive at this point, that ICE/Border Patrol have been explicitly told that they are authorized to use lethal force.

Following orders didn't work at Nuremberg and it won't work this time either.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Today I recommend turning off video autoplay.
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I've been listening to Jack Smith testify, but I think i have to turn it off. The bad faith and hysterics of Gym Jordan and the rest of the Republicans is disgusting, and ultimately, nothing Jack says will make the least bit of difference. Trump got away with it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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If you're currently navigating the Suez Canal, please take a hard left or right. We need a stuck boat right now
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Since they can't do it the way sane people do, meet at a bar, even online and just talk. Nope, they're going for the old caveman style club over the head, but even that they can't cause weak ass fucks, so they're gonna coerce which is the preferred way for that party of rapists
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Oh, is this the save the marriage baby?
The rest of the headline: Will Give Birth on Couch.
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Or they could, and stay with me here... decide to stop being bootlicking assholes and stop doing Unconstitutional things.

But they won't. Because Utah.
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Oh no. The ADHD fueled inner craft whore has reared her head. Suddenly I *must* learn to crochet.
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Right? Well I love you too. Here’s a little present in lieu of flowers. 😘😂
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Wow @thehill.com.

You can't even put a picture of the RIGHT black congresswoman? The sign in front of her even *says* Crockett.
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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hot butt sluts on ice in your local boy aquarium
In my head, all hockey is now Butt Sluts on Ice. @swordsjew.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
In my head, all hockey is now Butt Sluts on Ice. @swordsjew.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Can we just skip ahead to the Fuhrerbunker suicides? I'm tired boss
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM