Dan Meier
@minimeier.bsky.social
Remember Jeepers Creepers? screengoblin.com/2026/01/04/j...
Jeepers Creepers
When driving home for spring break, two siblings (Gina Philips and Justin Long) encounter a demonic figure lining a church basement with corpses, in this 2001 horror flick they should have called T…
screengoblin.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Remember Jeepers Creepers? screengoblin.com/2026/01/04/j...
Hackney! 19th Feb! Tickets here! link.dice.fm/71Hcivr5CZb?...
Temporal Comet + Teiger + Lugnut Tickets | £8 | 19 Feb @ Paper Dress Vintage, London | DICE
**Temporal Comet**
Temporal Comet returns to 2025, weaving sonic warnings from a fractured world. Think Bowie and Radiohead in a Blade Runner dystopia.
On ...
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January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Hackney! 19th Feb! Tickets here! link.dice.fm/71Hcivr5CZb?...
It's all uphill from here film-wise
F*** Marry Kill
F*** Marry Kill gives Champagne Problems a run for its money as the worst title of 2025, not least because it is displayed simply as F Marry Kill, which sounds like the drag alter ego of F. Murray …
screengoblin.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It's all uphill from here film-wise
Pay no attention to the part where I drop my drumsticks m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpL8...
Temporal Comet - Robot Ways (Live, at The Finsbury - 20.12.2025)
YouTube video by TΞMP•RAL C•MΞT ☄️
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January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Pay no attention to the part where I drop my drumsticks m.youtube.com/watch?v=tpL8...
They're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls
Guys and Dolls
Broadway hustler Nathan Detroit (Frank Sinatra) bets high-flying gambler Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) that he cannot take Christian missionary Sergeant Sarah Brown (Jean Simmons) on a date, in thi…
screengoblin.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
They're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls
I’ve reviewed 80 (mostly old) films this year, why not read them all now? screengoblin.com
Screen Goblin
Screen is like a box of Goblins. You never know what you're gonna get.
screengoblin.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve reviewed 80 (mostly old) films this year, why not read them all now? screengoblin.com
They don't make em like this anymore etc
Miss Congeniality
When a terrorist threatens to bomb the Miss United States pageant, a tomboy undercover agent (Sandra Bullock) must convince America she is a beauty queen, or risks bringing the pageant world and th…
screengoblin.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
They don't make em like this anymore etc
This is a delight
SURPRISE! Merry Christmas, everyone! Our latest episode is out today and we are joined by the incredible DENNIS STRATTON!!! He’s such an interesting, hugely talented and nice guy. You’ll love listening to him. Get it wherever you get your podcasts. #ironmaiden
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is a delight
How is this film already 10 years old
Krampus
A family accidentally summons the horniest Christmas devil since your mum. “You’re kramping my style.” 2015’s Krampus was far from the first time the anti-Santa from German …
screengoblin.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
How is this film already 10 years old
Happy Boxing Day coma
Champagne Problems
An executive (Minka Kelly) at American conglomerate The Roth Group travels to France to acquire a renowned yet struggling champagne business, in this Netflix rom-com they should have called The Gra…
screengoblin.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy Boxing Day coma
Merry Christmas
The Strangers – Chapter 2
Fans of inconsistent punctuation will be pleased to know last year’s The Strangers: Chapter 1 has a sequel called The Strangers – Chapter 2, presumably because the first one was too rem…
screengoblin.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Merry Christmas
Tonight!
More of this sort of thing tomorrow at The Finsbury link.dice.fm/Xb25a922c3ff...
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Tonight!
Tonight!
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tonight!
More of this sort of thing tomorrow at The Finsbury link.dice.fm/Xb25a922c3ff...
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
More of this sort of thing tomorrow at The Finsbury link.dice.fm/Xb25a922c3ff...
Remember The Boy?
Brahms: The Boy II
After a home invasion renders their son (Christopher Convery) mute, a traumatised family leaves London for somewhere they feel safe: an isolated mansion in the woods whose previous inhabitants kill…
screengoblin.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Remember The Boy?
Good film alert
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Having run out of good films to remake, the movie industry resorts to the more sensible option of remaking films that were rubbish the first time round. How did they get Karoline Leavitt? The lates…
screengoblin.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Good film alert
Remember Coyote Ugly?
Coyote Ugly
Violet (Piper Perabo) leaves New Jersey for New York to pursue her dream of becoming a songwriter but ends up working at a dive bar in this 2000 drama they should have called A Barmaid is Born. Lik…
screengoblin.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Remember Coyote Ugly?
Our last gig of the year on Saturday link.dice.fm/se827f278545
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Our last gig of the year on Saturday link.dice.fm/se827f278545
Free gig on Friday!
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Free gig on Friday!
Crappy Christmas!
Catering Christmas
A struggling caterer (Merritt Patterson) falls for the reluctant heir to a family fortune (Daniel Lissing) in this 2022 made-for-TV Christmas romance they should have called Nepo Baby It’s Co…
screengoblin.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Crappy Christmas!
Reposted by Dan Meier
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
What a treat!
Hey comedy fans! The Christmas special of my sketch comedy podcast The Ministry Of Glib is out today from all good podcast stockists. So please give it a listen and have a jolly old Christmas chuckle!
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What a treat!
Reposted by Dan Meier
Sorry we’re late!
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Sorry we’re late!
New Expendables looks shit
I can't believe Trump really brought Michael Jackson back to life
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Expendables looks shit
Saturday! Lower Clapton! Free!
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Saturday! Lower Clapton! Free!