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let's talk about planes now. the pilots are flying them up too damn high. it's dangerous. I don't like it. got to make them lower

testicular cancer defeater, one nut haver // union man // wife guy // 1312
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
what are we talkin bout over here on this app lately
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
like mother like son
December 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM
they need to add post notifications on this website so i can see the crazy things my wife says in real time
December 19, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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my husband listening in on a work call
December 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
December 17, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
i just hit the juckport
December 10, 2024 at 12:13 PM
December 9, 2024 at 4:11 AM
check this out folks
December 6, 2024 at 8:49 AM
great. day ruined
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 PM
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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Confirmed: Dudes are allowed to rock again
NEW: Joe Biden has pardoned his son, Hunter Biden
December 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
boom clap
December 1, 2024 at 7:09 PM
BEARS BEARS BEARS!
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
omg bears
November 24, 2024 at 6:12 PM
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
ahhhh! baseball, baseball, he-man hit the baseball! by the power of grayskull! rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball!
November 24, 2024 at 4:08 PM
and to a dog, dog food is just food
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM