For when you need just one photocopy...

I've got Transvaal and Barbary. If I roll a 3, I can land on Nubian and finally earn my....

Today was not the day that I thought I'd see Sonic the Hedgehog reading Kevin McCarthy down, but that's just a lack of foresight on my part.

I'm still anxiously awaiting my phone call for the Jeopardy Mid Tournament, where the meatiest of all the ochres are brought back. On the line is a berth in the Not Too Shabby Memorial J! Tournament of Contestants Competition Race for the Cure Pageant Competition to be filmed immediately after.

Eleven minutes into the first episode of The Last of Us on an airplane and I'm already googling online Epidemiology grad programs. It sounds noble, but it's 78% just a plot to begin the Pedro Pascal meet-cute process.

I'm not going to call myself a loose cannon per se, but I just got a gnarly bruise at a museum.

What random items would you include your coat of arms?

Mine has to include:
- A half-eaten breakfast sandwich and a day-old coffee
- A Cover Girl WetSlicks Fruit Spritzer in Tangerine
- 11 half-started hobbies
- An octopus looking away from the camera hoping someone else will break the ice

Y’all I have busted one of my classroom bookcases beyond repair. I want my students to have pride in our classroom and that includes a nice looking library! Donate and/or signal boost as you feel comfortable, you’re very beautiful, I love you

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Tell me you're from #Seattle without saying you're from Seattle: I added lavender buds to my coffee grounds and I used chocolate milk instead of creamer (although the combination was kind of an accident).

Nonetheless, I feel like Willy fucking Wonka and that's a fun way to Tuesday.

I've done the emotional legwork. I think I'm ready to admit it in a public forum.

I think Shrek is one of my top 5 favorite animated films.

Please be gentle during this vulnerable time.

I feel so #blehhh during heatwaves -- It's so hot outside that I contemplated opening my sunroof mid-carwash.

I'd like to think it was to help me feel cooler, but deep down I know it was to help me feel anything at all.

#dark #hot #seattle

Those first day of school jitters! Will the other bskyers like me? Will it be difficult to keep up? Will my new corporate overlord turn out to be a megalomaniacal dickweed?

Stay tuned...