Similiterate
@similiterate.bsky.social
I like bees and dinosaurs and collective action and gin and cats. She/her
On the first day of #TeacherAppreciationWeek Denver Public Schools gave to me an impasse on contract negotiations
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
On the first day of #TeacherAppreciationWeek Denver Public Schools gave to me an impasse on contract negotiations
#Purim is a holiday celebrating the triumph of a downtrodden people over an arrogant, genocidal moron and his incredibly stupid hat.
Can’t think of any modern parallels though. Not a one.
Can’t think of any modern parallels though. Not a one.
March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#Purim is a holiday celebrating the triumph of a downtrodden people over an arrogant, genocidal moron and his incredibly stupid hat.
Can’t think of any modern parallels though. Not a one.
Can’t think of any modern parallels though. Not a one.
Oh hey if you’re into supporting #teachers I have a thing
Help me give my students flexible seating like wobble seats and comfy pillows so they have options when they are feeling wiggly but still ready to learn! www.donorschoose.org/project/flex...
Help me give my students flexible seating like wobble seats and comfy pillows so they have options when they are feeling wiggly but still ready to learn! www.donorschoose.org/project/flex...
Flex Seats to Flex Our Brains, a project from Mrs. Landau
Help me give my students flexible seating like wobble seats and comfy pillows so they have options when they are feeling wiggly but still ready to learn! Picture this: You walk into my classroom an...
www.donorschoose.org
February 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oh hey if you’re into supporting #teachers I have a thing
Help me give my students flexible seating like wobble seats and comfy pillows so they have options when they are feeling wiggly but still ready to learn! www.donorschoose.org/project/flex...
Help me give my students flexible seating like wobble seats and comfy pillows so they have options when they are feeling wiggly but still ready to learn! www.donorschoose.org/project/flex...
Good lord is the Merge Mansion advertising blitz about to work on me
November 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Good lord is the Merge Mansion advertising blitz about to work on me
Buying a couch on the Laptop for it is a Large Purchase but the website is not loading well on Laptop. Dare make a Large Purchase on the Phone??
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Buying a couch on the Laptop for it is a Large Purchase but the website is not loading well on Laptop. Dare make a Large Purchase on the Phone??
Mi nayme is Scratchy
I playe bays boll
I runne for catche
And sumtymes foll
For favrit playr
I scourre the earf
No mor an Nat
But I lyks the Murph
#ilikthebred #cats
I playe bays boll
I runne for catche
And sumtymes foll
For favrit playr
I scourre the earf
No mor an Nat
But I lyks the Murph
#ilikthebred #cats
August 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Mi nayme is Scratchy
I playe bays boll
I runne for catche
And sumtymes foll
For favrit playr
I scourre the earf
No mor an Nat
But I lyks the Murph
#ilikthebred #cats
I playe bays boll
I runne for catche
And sumtymes foll
For favrit playr
I scourre the earf
No mor an Nat
But I lyks the Murph
#ilikthebred #cats
Donations are being doubled today! Donate if you can and share to help a #teacher! (It me)
www.donorschoose.org/project/vamo...
www.donorschoose.org/project/vamo...
Vamos A Leer - Together!, a project from Mrs. Landau
Help me give my students books in English and Spanish. These books are about Pele, cousins, insects - all kinds of subjects that will connect bilingual students to their interests! The majority of ...
www.donorschoose.org
May 7, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Donations are being doubled today! Donate if you can and share to help a #teacher! (It me)
www.donorschoose.org/project/vamo...
www.donorschoose.org/project/vamo...
This is my first visit from a @skypeascientist.bsky.social scientist and we are having an amazing time! Thank you @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for this program!!
March 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
This is my first visit from a @skypeascientist.bsky.social scientist and we are having an amazing time! Thank you @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for this program!!
Tales from the teaching frontier
Me: so what do we think “midstream” means? Do you know what a stream is?
3rd grader: yeah it’s when you do a YouTube or a blog
Me: I
Me: no but context clues, “I was midstream in the water and”
Me: wait
Me: so you’re not wrong
Me: but we all need to go touch grass
Me: so what do we think “midstream” means? Do you know what a stream is?
3rd grader: yeah it’s when you do a YouTube or a blog
Me: I
Me: no but context clues, “I was midstream in the water and”
Me: wait
Me: so you’re not wrong
Me: but we all need to go touch grass
March 29, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Tales from the teaching frontier
Me: so what do we think “midstream” means? Do you know what a stream is?
3rd grader: yeah it’s when you do a YouTube or a blog
Me: I
Me: no but context clues, “I was midstream in the water and”
Me: wait
Me: so you’re not wrong
Me: but we all need to go touch grass
Me: so what do we think “midstream” means? Do you know what a stream is?
3rd grader: yeah it’s when you do a YouTube or a blog
Me: I
Me: no but context clues, “I was midstream in the water and”
Me: wait
Me: so you’re not wrong
Me: but we all need to go touch grass
Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer word
I’m half crazy for chasing after bird
I’m stylish in my vest
It’s giving ek ek eks
I’m looking sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for Lime
-excerpted from “Cat, Why Are You Up There, Now What Do We Do”
I’m half crazy for chasing after bird
I’m stylish in my vest
It’s giving ek ek eks
I’m looking sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for Lime
-excerpted from “Cat, Why Are You Up There, Now What Do We Do”
February 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer word
I’m half crazy for chasing after bird
I’m stylish in my vest
It’s giving ek ek eks
I’m looking sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for Lime
-excerpted from “Cat, Why Are You Up There, Now What Do We Do”
I’m half crazy for chasing after bird
I’m stylish in my vest
It’s giving ek ek eks
I’m looking sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for Lime
-excerpted from “Cat, Why Are You Up There, Now What Do We Do”
Chronicles of Occasionally Being a Cool Teacher:
“A platypus project? …A PERRY the platypus project?!”
“A platypus project? …A PERRY the platypus project?!”
February 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Chronicles of Occasionally Being a Cool Teacher:
“A platypus project? …A PERRY the platypus project?!”
“A platypus project? …A PERRY the platypus project?!”
Sunday evening croissants
January 8, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Sunday evening croissants
10 years ago on NYE I drunkenly called this guy I’d been on a few dates with to explain to me how to use the wine opener at the house I was dog sitting at and the confusion this man felt was palpable
Reader, I married him
Reader, I married him
December 31, 2023 at 11:41 PM
10 years ago on NYE I drunkenly called this guy I’d been on a few dates with to explain to me how to use the wine opener at the house I was dog sitting at and the confusion this man felt was palpable
Reader, I married him
Reader, I married him
I just got my yearly cookie email from my designated Emergency Girl Scout and it is now a very good day
December 18, 2023 at 10:31 PM
I just got my yearly cookie email from my designated Emergency Girl Scout and it is now a very good day
Teacher sentence I never thought I’d have to say in all earnestness to VERY UPSET children:
Yes, dogs have knees
Yes, dogs have knees
December 6, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Teacher sentence I never thought I’d have to say in all earnestness to VERY UPSET children:
Yes, dogs have knees
Yes, dogs have knees
Also realizing that I am three days behind on my crabvent calendar from @sarahmackattack.bsky.social (I’m counting down to my birthday instead of Christmas lol) and now have THREE crab facts to learn tonight is very exciting
November 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Also realizing that I am three days behind on my crabvent calendar from @sarahmackattack.bsky.social (I’m counting down to my birthday instead of Christmas lol) and now have THREE crab facts to learn tonight is very exciting
You know you’re at the right trivia night when the hosts pause to announce that not only is Henry Kissinger dead, and not only did the crowd cheer, but the hosts think they killed him with terrible trivia-related horror powers
Comment for name of trivia if you want to attend :)
Comment for name of trivia if you want to attend :)
November 30, 2023 at 2:04 AM
You know you’re at the right trivia night when the hosts pause to announce that not only is Henry Kissinger dead, and not only did the crowd cheer, but the hosts think they killed him with terrible trivia-related horror powers
Comment for name of trivia if you want to attend :)
Comment for name of trivia if you want to attend :)
Hi please look at my beautiful boys, a toasted marshmallow cat and his papa
November 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Hi please look at my beautiful boys, a toasted marshmallow cat and his papa
Hey I need Jewsky to weigh in real quick: is stuffing a kugel
November 24, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Hey I need Jewsky to weigh in real quick: is stuffing a kugel
I got into podcasts really late and now I’m having all these feelings about The Magnus Archives and Welcome to Night Vale and nowhere to put them
November 21, 2023 at 12:53 PM
I got into podcasts really late and now I’m having all these feelings about The Magnus Archives and Welcome to Night Vale and nowhere to put them