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Similiterate
@similiterate.bsky.social
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I like bees and dinosaurs and collective action and gin and cats. She/her
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Mi nayme is Scratchy
I playe bays boll
I runne for catche
And sumtymes foll

For favrit playr
I scourre the earf
No mor an Nat
But I lyks the Murph

#ilikthebred #cats
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents hides smugly behind a red baseball jersey with the name MURPHY and number 20
August 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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This is my first visit from a @skypeascientist.bsky.social scientist and we are having an amazing time! Thank you @sarahmackattack.bsky.social for this program!!
Third graders sitting on a classroom carpet during their virtual visit with a Skype a Scientist scientist
March 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer word
I’m half crazy for chasing after bird
I’m stylish in my vest
It’s giving ek ek eks
I’m looking sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for Lime

-excerpted from “Cat, Why Are You Up There, Now What Do We Do”
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents, wearing a red and black check harness, is sitting on the seat of a Lime ride share bike. Why is he up there? How will he reach the pedals? Is there a market for cat bikes?
February 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Chronicles of Occasionally Being a Cool Teacher:

“A platypus project? …A PERRY the platypus project?!”
A pencil drawing of a platypus standing upright and smiling, wearing a fedora. The drawing is titled Platypus with the same hat and a platypus tail, styled after Perry the Platypus from Fineas and Pherb.
February 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Snow day cuddles
#cats
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is using his tabby cat sister as a pillow on top of several blankets
January 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Sunday evening croissants
A buttered croissant that looks alarmingly like a sleepy white cat with toasted marshmallow accents on a soft red blanket A chocolate croissant that resembles a snoozing tabby cat is arranged in the open mouth of a shark yurt
January 8, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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This dramatically lit #cat has a side quest for you. Press A to accept
A dramatically lit white cat with toasted marshmallow accents sits on top of a standing mirror. There are portraits of skeletons behind him. His tail is curled towards him like a gently beckoning finger. He is staring at you. It doesn’t matter to him if you hear what he has to say but - what do you have to lose?
November 28, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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Hi please look at my beautiful boys, a toasted marshmallow cat and his papa
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents wearing a red and black check harness and a leash and a man in a black sweater are waking away from the camera on the sidewalk surrounded by leafy trees on a fall afternoon, like they’re walking out of frame in the last show of a movie about two guys being pals A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents wearing a red and black checked harness walks deliberately past a fallen leaf, while a delighted man with a beard and transition lenses watches him go. The world is your catwalk
November 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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Cats are returning to the shark yurt - nature is healing
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up a-snoozing in a cat bed shaped like a shark with an open mouth. A tabby cat sits peering wide-eyed from between the fearsome felt teeth of a cat bed shaped like a shark with an open mouth.
November 9, 2023 at 9:34 PM
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Excuse me why are my tote bags still sharp
A small dragon that strongly resembles a tabby cat sits on top of her hoard of tote bags, guarding them against any intruders who were silly enough to run out of eggs and need to go to the store.
November 4, 2023 at 2:35 PM
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take these beans!
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents is curled up on a sewing kit. His face is upside down and resting on one of his back paws, which is turned to display a tantalizing array of shiny pink toe beans. He’s a natural born salesman.
October 30, 2023 at 10:45 AM
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Ghost Pokémon Gengar
October 30, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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“I ain’t employing no one without no name. Mr…?”
“Mr. Sky?”
“No one’s called Mr. Sky.”
“Mr…Door?”
“Could be. Could be Mr. Door.”

Have a very Discworld Halloween y’all
In a room lit with spooky blue light, a totally normal human farmer stands wearing overalls and a straw hat, carrying a scythe. Does this person look like a skeleton? That’s strange. It’s human farmer, Bill Door. Definitely not a skeleton.
October 29, 2023 at 4:57 AM
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ATTENTION
A gray and brown tabby cat stares directly into the camera with big green eyes. ATTENTION!! An cat. Thank you.
October 25, 2023 at 11:56 AM
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From the maker of Sharp Pile of Bath Towels™️! It’s Sharp Pile of Tote Bags™️!
A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents has cleverly camouflaged into a woven basket full of reusable tote bags. He WILL run errands with you and it WILL be delightful, consarnit.
October 24, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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Have a cat hunting crickets
A white cat with toasted marshmellow accents and wearing a red and black check harness in standing on his back paws to peer over a low brick wall. It is night but brightly lit by streetlights. This is not helping him hunt crickets
October 14, 2023 at 12:55 PM
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When the brain cells have briefly aligned
In the foreground, a green-eyed tabby cat with an orange collar stares wide-eyes above the camera. What does she see? What does she know? What multitudes does she contain? If we could but speak the same language - what wonders we might learn! In the background, Mr. Pickle. It is exactly what it sounds like. He probably also contains multitudes.
October 1, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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If I understand the laws correctly, this spider squatting on my mailbox is now legally me. Please be patient as all bills and correspondence are now being handled by this spider. If you need me, please contact this spider.
A white metal mailbox hanging from a brick wall painted yellow. One corner of the mailbox is covered in a spiderweb and a little brown spider just chilling. While no menace is intended, the little brown spider has conquered this home, and for legal purposes is the inhabitant. The spider will do its best to pay bills and attend to jury summonses.
October 1, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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On this Caturday, have yourself a Queen Jonesy of the Cardboard Castle and Brave Sir Scratchy of Crinkle Ball Hall
A tabby cat Queen sits in the shadows of a brown cardboard box, which itself sits in a white cardboard box. Standing in front, prepared for small flies, moths, and wholeass dragons, a white-with-toasted-marshmallow-accents Siamese mix Knight of the Realm. There are cat toys strewn about the hardwood floor of a long hallway, proof of their conquests.
September 3, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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From kisses to kickses
Top left: woman in background lying in bed playing on a Switch, ignoring the cats in the foreground. Two cats in a blue fabric tunnel. White cat with toasted marshmallow accents is licking the brown and gray tabby. Bottom left: woman in background blurs slowly out of existence. Same cats pause. Right: cats in tunnel only. The toasty ghosty cat is practicing a left hook on his sister whose mouth is open to protest.
August 20, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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If you’re sad because stupid internet shenanigans, can I present:

Sad Jonesy

Pros:
*feels your feels
*fuzzy
*will cheer you up
*simple shapes, easy to draw, thus easily reproduced in your next time of crisis

Cons:
*sharp
*doesn’t know how to use a block feature anyway
Folks forlorn gray and brown striped tabby is lying on or under several blankets, one paw outstretched in front of her, chin resting on the other. Teacherhuman goes back to work soon. Who will do her midmorning rainbow string now? HOW DARE.
August 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
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In which I, a witch in tune with nature, am completely as one with my surroundings
A woman in a tank top, shorts, and sandals is dressed incorrectly for scrambling up the reddish rocks of Garden of the Gods park. Her tongue is sticking out and she wears an expression of vague befuddlement. There is an awful lot of sky here and she does not trust it. What do they need all this sky for anyway?
August 13, 2023 at 9:27 PM
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I kept forgetting to turn on the sink for Jonesy whilst in there and anyway I think she’s about to go on strike
A gray and brown striped tabby cat sits with her head cocked to one side in a bathroom sink. She is fed up with this kind of treatment and is fully prepared to strike.
August 9, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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“Jonesy,” I sez, “Jonesy, you can be anything you want, the world is your mollusk.”
So now Jonesy is a towel.
A gray and brown striped tabby cat sits, looking sleepy, in a fabric bin on top of a folded towel. She is achieving her dreams.
August 6, 2023 at 12:58 PM
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*sneak sneak*
Hehe, you thinks it’s tissues, but ‘tis I, scratchycat!
Top image: A white cat with toasted marshmallow accents peeks out from a tissue box that is open at the side. Bottom image: The same cat has pushed his face through the tissue box more and looks like he is grinning. He’s very proud of his deception. You were definitely fooled. You thought it was a box of tissues.
August 4, 2023 at 1:55 PM