Mikey Gorman
@mikeygorman.com
Writer, Philosophy guy. Self proclaimed Rudy of the FGC. Maidenless Player of Games. He/Him, Socialist and Left AF
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Linktree: https://linktr.ee/mikeygorman
Xbox Gamertag: DuningKruger
PSNID: Rassey
Switch: SW-5336-5726-85
🚫A.I.
🚫Crypto/NFT
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Mikey Gorman
@mikeygorman.com
· Oct 25
There are two ducks inside you. They both want some bread.
Don’t feed them bread.
Don’t feed them bread.
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I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die
August 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die
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December 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I always find it fascinating when something is big in a cultural zeitgeist then I experience it and just can’t understand the appeal. Like Five Nights At Freddy’s. Been trying the games since they first came out. I don’t get it. I love horror games, and I just don’t get what folks see in them.
December 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I always find it fascinating when something is big in a cultural zeitgeist then I experience it and just can’t understand the appeal. Like Five Nights At Freddy’s. Been trying the games since they first came out. I don’t get it. I love horror games, and I just don’t get what folks see in them.
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
Drank too much nitro brew trying to get through my work shift yesterday. Now my sleeping is all messed up and I am up at 6am for no reason. Crack into a game I guess? Will probably end up passing out in the afternoon.
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Drank too much nitro brew trying to get through my work shift yesterday. Now my sleeping is all messed up and I am up at 6am for no reason. Crack into a game I guess? Will probably end up passing out in the afternoon.
I have a hot take. The Arts are not for pedophiles.
What are they going to do? Have forced performances? Sing or go to jail?
Sounds about right for Trump.
Sounds about right for Trump.
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I have a hot take. The Arts are not for pedophiles.
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
You can learn a lot from a person's favorite muppet
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You can learn a lot from a person's favorite muppet
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Well Christmas is over. Time for us to all go back to being normal assholes.
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Well Christmas is over. Time for us to all go back to being normal assholes.
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Boxing day started as a tradition where the rich would box up their old stuff and pass it off to their help or poor.
Now it's a holiday where the rich mark up their items to gouge the poor.
Now it's a holiday where the rich mark up their items to gouge the poor.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Boxing day started as a tradition where the rich would box up their old stuff and pass it off to their help or poor.
Now it's a holiday where the rich mark up their items to gouge the poor.
Now it's a holiday where the rich mark up their items to gouge the poor.
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When you’re unwrapping that brand new videogame and sliding the disc inside that videogame console:
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When you’re unwrapping that brand new videogame and sliding the disc inside that videogame console:
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Stephen Miller demonstrating how he doesn’t know the first fucking thing about Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stephen Miller demonstrating how he doesn’t know the first fucking thing about Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra
Just finished my workshift. Now it’s time to go home, wallow in sorrow, and watch the latter half of Stranger Things Season 5.
a man wearing a black sweater is smiling for the camera
ALT: a man wearing a black sweater is smiling for the camera
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December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just finished my workshift. Now it’s time to go home, wallow in sorrow, and watch the latter half of Stranger Things Season 5.
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You know it's going to be a Christmas miracle if he croaks tonight.
I don't make the rules, it's science.
I don't make the rules, it's science.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You know it's going to be a Christmas miracle if he croaks tonight.
I don't make the rules, it's science.
I don't make the rules, it's science.
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It's ethically OK to steal it, but if you've never played DISCO ELYSIUM today is the day to grab it for free from the Epic Games store.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's ethically OK to steal it, but if you've never played DISCO ELYSIUM today is the day to grab it for free from the Epic Games store.
I was at the grocery store and saw a lady with at least 40 different pies in her shopping cart. Are we now at the point of scalping pies like Pokemon cards? I don’t care if it that is even for a soup kitchen, that is still profoundly shitty behaviour.
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was at the grocery store and saw a lady with at least 40 different pies in her shopping cart. Are we now at the point of scalping pies like Pokemon cards? I don’t care if it that is even for a soup kitchen, that is still profoundly shitty behaviour.
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The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
I tried to watch Pop Culture Jeopardy. The problem is… I am constantly distracted imagining myself punching Colin Jost in the face… and I miss the question.
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I tried to watch Pop Culture Jeopardy. The problem is… I am constantly distracted imagining myself punching Colin Jost in the face… and I miss the question.
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AI is a cancer.
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
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December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
AI is a cancer.
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IT’S HERE!! The 8th Annual DOUG JONES 60 SECOND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!! Stay until the end, because if the singing isn’t horrible enough, the dad joke will be.
#merrychristmas
#merrychristmas
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
IT’S HERE!! The 8th Annual DOUG JONES 60 SECOND CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!! Stay until the end, because if the singing isn’t horrible enough, the dad joke will be.
#merrychristmas
#merrychristmas
I like liking things but it is much more fun to express my dislike for things. Things I like, I am too busy liking them to properly explain why.
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I like liking things but it is much more fun to express my dislike for things. Things I like, I am too busy liking them to properly explain why.
Just finished the Resident Evil 4 Remake. Still got the Separate Ways DLC to play. I think my 2 favourite REs are 4 and 8 at this point, surprisingly.
a close up of a door with a blurred background
ALT: a close up of a door with a blurred background
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December 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Just finished the Resident Evil 4 Remake. Still got the Separate Ways DLC to play. I think my 2 favourite REs are 4 and 8 at this point, surprisingly.