Mikey Chops
@mikeychops.bsky.social
👋 ‘hi it’s me, you’re all in danger’ 🚨
law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense
chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops
law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense
chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops
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had an online crush with a guy who barely knows I exist, but thankfully I snapped back to reality when I realized he regularly uses insta notes
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
had an online crush with a guy who barely knows I exist, but thankfully I snapped back to reality when I realized he regularly uses insta notes
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
[this photo was not doctored in any way]
January 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
[this photo was not doctored in any way]
this “streak-free” windex is BULLSHIT 🤬
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
this “streak-free” windex is BULLSHIT 🤬
propaganda that bald eagles are being k!lled by clean energy is yet another reminder that I still need to watch Veep 🇺🇸
Trump posted a photo claiming it shows a bald eagle in the United States killed by a windmill.
In reality, the image is of a dead falcon in Israel from 2017.
In reality, the image is of a dead falcon in Israel from 2017.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
propaganda that bald eagles are being k!lled by clean energy is yet another reminder that I still need to watch Veep 🇺🇸
Saturday vibes 🪣🪜👨🏻🎨
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Saturday vibes 🪣🪜👨🏻🎨
v shocking wrapped results 💖
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
v shocking wrapped results 💖
totally just a casual fan of #thechallenge & amy poehler
@freeagents.bsky.social @brianscally.bsky.social @mattliguori.bsky.social
@freeagents.bsky.social @brianscally.bsky.social @mattliguori.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
totally just a casual fan of #thechallenge & amy poehler
@freeagents.bsky.social @brianscally.bsky.social @mattliguori.bsky.social
@freeagents.bsky.social @brianscally.bsky.social @mattliguori.bsky.social
anyway here’s wonderwall🧼
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
anyway here’s wonderwall🧼
feeling stuffed but not in the fun way🤰🏼😣
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
feeling stuffed but not in the fun way🤰🏼😣
mounted my bedroom mirror tho🪞🏇🏿🤸🏼
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
mounted my bedroom mirror tho🪞🏇🏿🤸🏼
painting the common areas so my office is a bittt chaotic 🆘🫠 but it’s also kind of a vibe? 😭👾📴
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
painting the common areas so my office is a bittt chaotic 🆘🫠 but it’s also kind of a vibe? 😭👾📴
we all agree how 😮💨 he is right??
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
we all agree how 😮💨 he is right??
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic:
Perpetually Peter Pan
Perpetually Peter Pan
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic:
Perpetually Peter Pan
Perpetually Peter Pan
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼
actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻
okay wait… did I just find my Halloween costume?! 🤩🙏🫶
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻
left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽♀️📝
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽♀️📝
I am cat 🐈
Rubbing a cats stomach is a form of self care
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am cat 🐈
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sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued
October 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued