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“a crisply-dressed man with a shaved head and the wry cast of a seasoned creative” - Vice Magazine

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"boredom as a utopian proposition" www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgk...
Mark Fisher : The Slow Cancellation Of The Future
YouTube video by pmilat
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September 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There's the line in Withnail & I where Danny says "They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man". Its a perfect lyrical encapsulation of something ending.
May 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I ever hear anything by the Black Eyes Peas, I feel physically sick. They are the worst band of all time. Happy New Year
January 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
if you read one thing this year, carve out 15 minutes of your day to read this >> www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgiv...
Never Forgive Them
In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...
www.wheresyoured.at
December 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Very pleased with the upcoming January transfer window. Makes sense for all parties
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
"studios are now just making pseudo movies, designed to be played and not watched" >> www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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December 17, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Just been reminded of those dodgy guys that would come into the Soho boozers at around 10pm most nights, selling bootleg DVD's. I was such a sucker for this shit
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
this FIFA presentation is an utter shambles. Says literally everything about them
December 11, 2024 at 3:02 PM
My DoorDash driver turned up (in the rain) wearing leopard print Ugg boots and a Burberry bucket hat. I tipped him extra
December 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
so, having used a plug-in to help me identify all the people i followed *over there*, to automate me folowing them here, hasnt worked like i thought. All its done is find accounts of the same name. So im following a bunch of people who are just name clones of people i used to follow. Bewildering.
December 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Here’s a handy annual reminder. Fuck Spotify. Delete it. Don’t give them your money. Give artists and bands your money. It’s easy
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 AM
There’s tiredness, and then there’s lethargy, and then there’s disillusionment and then there’s people who are in specific band Facebook groups, that post Spotify Wrapped screen grabs of that band being their most listened to.
December 5, 2024 at 5:12 AM
You'd honestly think that Murdoch would give up at some point. You're never gonna take down the BBC mate, so just give it up. The Gregg Wallace story has been the lead on every Talksport news break for three days. Nobody gives a fuck. Its so transparent its laughable.
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 PM
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Found this yesterday. A whole bunch of my early projects never had case studies, (not a thing back then) We were totally reliant on media pickups, as no PR plan back then either. For some truly bizarre reason, a local news show decided to show themselves using a website 😂
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Huey hair?
YouTube video by LOCAL 12
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December 3, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Reposted by Mike Woods
Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Pretty much completed my mid life crisis goal of buying and wearing every possible version of the Nike Air Max from the 90’s, and I can definitely conclude the Air Max 95’s are the most comfortable of all, once worn in.
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I can’t believe Guardiola is BLEEDING in his post match interview, makes a mocking joke about “self harm”, and STILL barely any media reporting on it. 🤪🥴🤪🥴🤪🥴🤪
November 26, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Conor Gallagher is being immense for Atleti. They should have kept him and sold Enzo
November 26, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I get three emails a week from PayPal, excitedly telling me I’ve been specially selected for a credit card, like I’ve won something. This has been happening for at least 5 years. Will they ever let it go? Is there an end game? Who accepts defeat?
November 26, 2024 at 1:29 PM
…thinking about it, “the natives are restless” probably has some terrible colonial history
November 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
One of my favorite overused football idioms is “the natives are restless”. Endlessly trotted out
November 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Wilfully ignored by the media. The chronically ineffective £100m man. bsky.app/profile/jonm...
I can never get over that Jack Grealish is 29 years old and has 26 Premier League goals in his entire career.
November 23, 2024 at 7:19 PM
That thing when you order a Vindaloo for lunch, and then your mate asks you over for dinner, and says he’s ordering, and you say yes, and it’s another vindaloo. Double curry day should be a holiday standard
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
...also there was a store in Brooklyn that still had its Christmas Tree up in February, and it would have its lights on at night. WTF people.
November 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM