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Mikey Bats
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Talks about stuff. May say nice things. Loveable, loyal, motivated by bacon. MMA (UFC) | Puroresu (AEW, WWE) | Lakers | Dodgers | Vegas Golden Knights | Raiders
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I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA
They're giving out free tacos to those waiting in line for this Michael Chandler meet and greet. 🤌🏼 #UFC324
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Vance using Titanic, the most famous shipwreck ever, as a metaphor to explain how the American economy will recover is so dumb it's genius.
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Michael Bisping knows a thing or two about dealing with severe eye issues... and taking backlash from the fans. So who better to get your advice from if you're Tom Aspinall? My latest - Uncrowned👑
UFC legend Michael Bisping offers Tom Aspinall advice amid 'toxic' noise from MMA fan base
Having experienced severe eye injuries of his own, Bisping warns the UFC heavyweight champ to proceed with caution with how Aspinall handles 2026.
sports.yahoo.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Naw but 'vernacular while I hit from the backular' is diabolical. 🤣
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The UFC early morning weigh in show capturing Cameron Smotherman collapsing live after stepping on the scale is wild. Glad he seems to be okay and the fight vs Ricky Turcios is canceled. #UFC324
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Naomi Osaka did nothing wrong.
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It's happening again so I'm reminded of how much I hate how men want more women to be interested in MMA (UFC) and pro wrestling (WWE, AEW, etc). Only to resent them when they make it their own. Then it's narratives like 'they only get clicks/views because they're pretty." 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's the little things like having a brief chat with a perfect stranger at a quarter to 4 am.
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A shot of green apple Crown Royal at 3:45 am? Don't mind if I do.
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I lived long enough to hear All The Small Things by Blink-182 used as music for a UFC promo. Like, what year is it?!? lol #UFC324
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Duh I know all the words to All the Small Things. I'm an American.
January 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Hope I'm wrong but Sinners setting a record for OSCARs nominations (16) only to barely win any would be so on brand for the academy.
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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You know I wouldn't blame people for mentally checking out, because we were not built to wake up every morning and ask what fresh nightmares are waiting to be discovered

I hope at least you are able to find and keep joy in your lives. My old man decided to focus on football. Seems reasonable to me
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Kenneth Omega says he lives in Orlando, Florida now. Kenny to NXT confirmed. lol #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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here’s Renee interviewing her daughter Nora to lighten up the timeline 🥹 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I know he was a legit businessman. But Donn Davis being chairman of PFL MMA (Professional Fighters League) had the same vibe as "President" of the World Wrestling Federation, Jack Tunney.
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The way I handle chopsticks is an insult to my Southeast Asian heritage. lol 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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"bluesky is dying" "bluesky is unsustainable" my man someone just liveskeeted their kidnapping on a bus on here maybe you're the problem
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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Boise State beach vball player Nora Hayd & Australian hooper Caitlin Cunningham (a.k.a. Caitlin Dark) have gone viral for being gothletes. They discuss the attention they’ve received for their unique looks and expanding the idea of what an athlete can look like.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the time UFC legend Mark Coleman almost wrestled Goldberg on a WCW pay per view!
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If you're a pro wrestling or MMA fan. Using pirate feeds is a rite of passage/way of life. It can also be a hassle. Not to sound like a shill. Can we stop being disingenuous? The problem is getting charged $49 (or more) per event. Being able to watch UFC without paying extra is a different convo.
It's kinda funny to see the disconnect from reality by the ufc writers at The Athletic talking about how "Paramount will be better for fans since they wont have to pay for PPVs anymore"

As if any real UFC fan has done anything but watch pirate feeds for the last 15 years.
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
NXT booking a program between Jaida Parker and Blake Monroe is for the sickos. #WWENXT
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Hey DJ, play #41 by Dave Matthews Band.

Getting up there. Grateful for it all still. Onto another year. #Birthday 🎂 👊🏼🤙🏼
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Why is Ricky Saints dressed like a suave Aquaman? #WWENXT
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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I can’t take any European seriously who replies a post from a US citizen “you voted for this” as if the US works like a direct democracy and not actually an electoral system that favors less populated portions of our country, not to mention gerrymandering… get outta here with that shit.
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM