Mikey Bats
@mikejbknows.bsky.social
Talks about stuff. May say nice things. Loveable, loyal, motivated by bacon. MMA (UFC) | Puroresu (AEW, WWE) | Lakers | Dodgers | Vegas Golden Knights | Raiders
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Mikey Bats
@mikejbknows.bsky.social
· Dec 11
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I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA
I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA
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Duh I know all the words to All the Small Things. I'm an American.
January 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Duh I know all the words to All the Small Things. I'm an American.
Hope I'm wrong but Sinners setting a record for OSCARs nominations (16) only to barely win any would be so on brand for the academy.
January 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Hope I'm wrong but Sinners setting a record for OSCARs nominations (16) only to barely win any would be so on brand for the academy.
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You know I wouldn't blame people for mentally checking out, because we were not built to wake up every morning and ask what fresh nightmares are waiting to be discovered
I hope at least you are able to find and keep joy in your lives. My old man decided to focus on football. Seems reasonable to me
I hope at least you are able to find and keep joy in your lives. My old man decided to focus on football. Seems reasonable to me
January 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
You know I wouldn't blame people for mentally checking out, because we were not built to wake up every morning and ask what fresh nightmares are waiting to be discovered
I hope at least you are able to find and keep joy in your lives. My old man decided to focus on football. Seems reasonable to me
I hope at least you are able to find and keep joy in your lives. My old man decided to focus on football. Seems reasonable to me
Kenneth Omega says he lives in Orlando, Florida now. Kenny to NXT confirmed. lol #AEWDynamite
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Kenneth Omega says he lives in Orlando, Florida now. Kenny to NXT confirmed. lol #AEWDynamite
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here’s Renee interviewing her daughter Nora to lighten up the timeline 🥹 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼♂️
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
here’s Renee interviewing her daughter Nora to lighten up the timeline 🥹 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼♂️
I know he was a legit businessman. But Donn Davis being chairman of PFL MMA (Professional Fighters League) had the same vibe as "President" of the World Wrestling Federation, Jack Tunney.
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I know he was a legit businessman. But Donn Davis being chairman of PFL MMA (Professional Fighters League) had the same vibe as "President" of the World Wrestling Federation, Jack Tunney.
The way I handle chopsticks is an insult to my Southeast Asian heritage. lol 🤦🏻♂️
January 21, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The way I handle chopsticks is an insult to my Southeast Asian heritage. lol 🤦🏻♂️
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"bluesky is dying" "bluesky is unsustainable" my man someone just liveskeeted their kidnapping on a bus on here maybe you're the problem
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
"bluesky is dying" "bluesky is unsustainable" my man someone just liveskeeted their kidnapping on a bus on here maybe you're the problem
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Boise State beach vball player Nora Hayd & Australian hooper Caitlin Cunningham (a.k.a. Caitlin Dark) have gone viral for being gothletes. They discuss the attention they’ve received for their unique looks and expanding the idea of what an athlete can look like.
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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Boise State beach vball player Nora Hayd & Australian hooper Caitlin Cunningham (a.k.a. Caitlin Dark) have gone viral for being gothletes. They discuss the attention they’ve received for their unique looks and expanding the idea of what an athlete can look like.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
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Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the time UFC legend Mark Coleman almost wrestled Goldberg on a WCW pay per view!
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the time UFC legend Mark Coleman almost wrestled Goldberg on a WCW pay per view!
If you're a pro wrestling or MMA fan. Using pirate feeds is a rite of passage/way of life. It can also be a hassle. Not to sound like a shill. Can we stop being disingenuous? The problem is getting charged $49 (or more) per event. Being able to watch UFC without paying extra is a different convo.
It's kinda funny to see the disconnect from reality by the ufc writers at The Athletic talking about how "Paramount will be better for fans since they wont have to pay for PPVs anymore"
As if any real UFC fan has done anything but watch pirate feeds for the last 15 years.
As if any real UFC fan has done anything but watch pirate feeds for the last 15 years.
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
If you're a pro wrestling or MMA fan. Using pirate feeds is a rite of passage/way of life. It can also be a hassle. Not to sound like a shill. Can we stop being disingenuous? The problem is getting charged $49 (or more) per event. Being able to watch UFC without paying extra is a different convo.
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I can’t take any European seriously who replies a post from a US citizen “you voted for this” as if the US works like a direct democracy and not actually an electoral system that favors less populated portions of our country, not to mention gerrymandering… get outta here with that shit.
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I can’t take any European seriously who replies a post from a US citizen “you voted for this” as if the US works like a direct democracy and not actually an electoral system that favors less populated portions of our country, not to mention gerrymandering… get outta here with that shit.
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Scrolling social media now is:
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EPSTEIN LIST!!!!!!!!
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EPSTEIN LIST!!!!!!!!
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January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Scrolling social media now is:
Ad
Stupid opinion
Ad
Bad News
Ad
Gambling
Ad
EPSTEIN LIST!!!!!!!!
Ad
Cat picture
AI slop
Ad
Ad for AI slop
Sports
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Cycle restarts
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Stupid opinion
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Bad News
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Gambling
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EPSTEIN LIST!!!!!!!!
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Cat picture
AI slop
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Ad for AI slop
Sports
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Cycle restarts
"It's pretty simple. I win. Google me." - Curt Cignetti
Indiana Hoosiers Head Coach | 2025 (2026) NCAA College Football National Champions. #MIAvsIU #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship
Indiana Hoosiers Head Coach | 2025 (2026) NCAA College Football National Champions. #MIAvsIU #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 AM
"It's pretty simple. I win. Google me." - Curt Cignetti
Indiana Hoosiers Head Coach | 2025 (2026) NCAA College Football National Champions. #MIAvsIU #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship
Indiana Hoosiers Head Coach | 2025 (2026) NCAA College Football National Champions. #MIAvsIU #CFBPlayoff #NationalChampionship
The movie Hoosiers came out in 1986. That was about high school basketball. 40 years later the sequel will actually be about the Indiana Hoosiers themselves. But their football team. Wild. #NationalChampionship
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 AM
The movie Hoosiers came out in 1986. That was about high school basketball. 40 years later the sequel will actually be about the Indiana Hoosiers themselves. But their football team. Wild. #NationalChampionship
The Hoosiers winning a natty in basketball is one thing. Makes sense. Indiana getting one for FOOTBALL?!? Seemed nearly impossible. Congrats Bloomington. Way to shock the world. #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The Hoosiers winning a natty in basketball is one thing. Makes sense. Indiana getting one for FOOTBALL?!? Seemed nearly impossible. Congrats Bloomington. Way to shock the world. #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship
Fernando Mendoza scoring on a touchdown run for Indiana followed by cameras showing his mom Elsa, in a wheelchair due to multiple sclerosis, celebrate is an all time sports moment. It hits the soul just right. ❤️ 😭 #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Fernando Mendoza scoring on a touchdown run for Indiana followed by cameras showing his mom Elsa, in a wheelchair due to multiple sclerosis, celebrate is an all time sports moment. It hits the soul just right. ❤️ 😭 #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship
People are stupid. "How could ESPN allow the cameras to show Abella Danger?" Um, quite easily. 1. She wasn't identified by name. 2. Miami/Indiana fans (men) at home who knew her are the ones responsible. Those who don't are none the wiser. #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
People are stupid. "How could ESPN allow the cameras to show Abella Danger?" Um, quite easily. 1. She wasn't identified by name. 2. Miami/Indiana fans (men) at home who knew her are the ones responsible. Those who don't are none the wiser. #MIAvsIU #NationalChampionship
ESPN cameras really showed Abella Danger during the Miami Hurricanes vs Indiana Hoosiers National Championship game. Incredible. #MIAvsIU
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
ESPN cameras really showed Abella Danger during the Miami Hurricanes vs Indiana Hoosiers National Championship game. Incredible. #MIAvsIU
Happy Birthday Justin! Hope life continues treating you to many kind blessings. 🎂 @justingolightly.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Happy Birthday Justin! Hope life continues treating you to many kind blessings. 🎂 @justingolightly.bsky.social
Give the Pop-Tart Bowl Mascot a Super Bowl commercial you cowards. In fact, Bad Bunny needs to have them be the halftime show special guest.
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Give the Pop-Tart Bowl Mascot a Super Bowl commercial you cowards. In fact, Bad Bunny needs to have them be the halftime show special guest.