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Mikey Bats
@mikejbknows.bsky.social
Talks about stuff. May say nice things. Loveable, loyal, motivated by bacon. MMA (UFC) | Puroresu (AEW, WWE) | Lakers | Dodgers | Vegas Golden Knights | Raiders
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I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA
The Devil may be shameless but they learned it from Chris Jericho. Nobody works harder. lol
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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For those who were on MMA Twitter and left for BlueSky.

Just read a post that said Jordan Breen passed away. He was a journalist/personality who covered the sport for Sherdog, Bloody Elbow, etc. If you got into UFC around 2009. You more than likely heard of him. #RIP
June 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Though complicated. It is possible to recognize those who serve/served in the armed forces, especially those you know personally, while still being against the imperial military-industrial complex. 🫡 #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I ignore most internet squabbles. We're all adults and can handle ourselves. However I get paternal of my friends and certain people I like. Don't slander them or I'll feel forced to interject. Now I won't be mean and nasty. But don't push it. #PSA
December 11, 2024 at 11:45 PM
This is like when I found out there is a NFL network field reporter named Randy Moss that was a 50 year old white dude. Funny enough years later, THE Randy Moss (legendary Hall of Fame receiver) is now an analyst on ESPN. lol
if your name happens to be Glenn Jacobs anywhere in the world, i will always assume you look like pro-wrestler Kane.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Vader’s mask makes him look like a pug
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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WWE loves to put people in positions to take the blame for their abysmal decision making. They did it with roman for ten years. Fans fall for it hook, line, and sinker every time and think they're being radical in fighting against the machine 💀
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I've also yet to see OG The Thing either if you can believe it. (I saw glimpses of the remake years ago. Go figure.)

And yes, I get flak all the time from certain friends about how I'm the worst cinephile. lol @he11fire217.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Though complicated. It is possible to recognize those who serve/served in the armed forces, especially those you know personally, while still being against the imperial military-industrial complex. 🫡 #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Elon Musk being read for filth by Joyce Carol Oates was something I didn't ask for but will gladly take.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Immigrants built this country if you're being dishonest about who those immigrants were. The infrastructure was so reliant on African slave labor, they went to literal war over the right to own other people. Black people!!!!! Black people built this country.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Normally I'd be really irked (still kind of am) at WWE doing something like having Dominik Mysterio drop the IC title to John Cena just to pad Cena's stats. But Dom has gotten SO OVER that it doesn't stunt his push at all. #WWERaw
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Truly surprised John Cena didn't win the Intercontinental Championship until 2025. Imagine a WWE spinner IC title belt back in 2005? #WWERaw
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Guitarist Diana Lopez 'earth rhythms'
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jessica Alba did NOT waste time. Also, Danny Ramirez kind of looks like a Latino variant of Miles Teller.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Andy Pages is on a Forrest Gump like run this year… hit the comebacker Orion Kerkering threw away… World Series saving catch in game 7 in bottom of ninth…. Unwittingly helped foil a gambling scheme by swinging at a ball in the dirt.

☠️☠️☠️☠️
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nathan's Hot Dog ran out of hot dogs so I got a cheese steak sandwich from there. Naturally. lol
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
30 seconds left in overtime and Trouba gets it past Akira Schmid. Mighty Ducks win in Vegas 4-3. Ooof. #VGKvsANA #VegasBorn
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Mrazek had a panic attack when the puck grazed off his skates and accidentally almost lead to an own goal. #VGKvsANA #VegasBorn
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Early stoppage is debatable. But Gabriel Bonfim did land a CLEAN knee and Randy Brown looked vulnerable. Would've preferred the ref Mark Smith to let him land a couple more strikes to see how Randy reacts, then call it. #UFCVegas111
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
VGK goal in the 1st period. Means free French fries from McDonald's tomorrow. #VGKvsANA #VegasBorn
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Josh Hokit is using the lamest pro wrestling shtick and there are some UFC fans who will genuinely think it's funny or even cool. #UFCVegas111
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"The test of a free society is not how it treats its rich, but how it treats its poor." - John Stuart Mill
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
First time at Coyote Ugly inside New York-New York. A good time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Coconut water at 1 am on a late Friday night hits different. 🤌🏼
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM