Mike Grape
@mikegrape.bsky.social
“I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.” #412
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.” #412
“Do you even know what condescending means?”
Me, to sister who accuses me of being condescending
Me, to sister who accuses me of being condescending
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Do you even know what condescending means?”
Me, to sister who accuses me of being condescending
Me, to sister who accuses me of being condescending
It’s nice to be nice to people
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s nice to be nice to people
Monkey mayhem never gets old lol
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Monkey mayhem never gets old lol
Looks like the Epstein files are gonna drop soon
U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY ORDERS DEPLOYMENT OF GERALD FORD CARRIER STRIKE GROUP TO SOUTHERN COMMAND AREA, PENTAGON SAYS
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Looks like the Epstein files are gonna drop soon
Rewatched Idiocracy last night and saw this and thought, now it makes sense
October 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Rewatched Idiocracy last night and saw this and thought, now it makes sense
“You ain’t tearing tendons tackling on tongue turf!”
Pittsburgh Dad, talking about replacing Heinz Field grass with the squishy material used for the whales mouth entrance of Noah’s Ark funhouse in Kennywood Park.
Pittsburgh Dad, talking about replacing Heinz Field grass with the squishy material used for the whales mouth entrance of Noah’s Ark funhouse in Kennywood Park.
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“You ain’t tearing tendons tackling on tongue turf!”
Pittsburgh Dad, talking about replacing Heinz Field grass with the squishy material used for the whales mouth entrance of Noah’s Ark funhouse in Kennywood Park.
Pittsburgh Dad, talking about replacing Heinz Field grass with the squishy material used for the whales mouth entrance of Noah’s Ark funhouse in Kennywood Park.
Money’s no object when it comes to platypus themed drinks lol
October 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Money’s no object when it comes to platypus themed drinks lol
Make Argentina Great Again lol
September 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Make Argentina Great Again lol
“I believe that this frightfulness we see everywhere today is only temporary. Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life.”
Walt Disney was truly a visionary
Walt Disney was truly a visionary
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“I believe that this frightfulness we see everywhere today is only temporary. Tomorrow will be better for as long as America keeps alive the ideals of freedom and a better life.”
Walt Disney was truly a visionary
Walt Disney was truly a visionary
"Our envy of others devours us most of all"
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Note:
David Letterman - 16 Emmy Awards
Rosie O'Donnell - 7 Emmy Awards
Jimmy Kimmel - 3 Emmy Awards
Trevor Noah - 2 Emmy Awards
Kathy Griffin - 2 Emmy Awards
Stephen Colbert - 2 Emmy Awards
Mika Brzezinski - 1 Emmy Award
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Note:
David Letterman - 16 Emmy Awards
Rosie O'Donnell - 7 Emmy Awards
Jimmy Kimmel - 3 Emmy Awards
Trevor Noah - 2 Emmy Awards
Kathy Griffin - 2 Emmy Awards
Stephen Colbert - 2 Emmy Awards
Mika Brzezinski - 1 Emmy Award
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Our envy of others devours us most of all"
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Note:
David Letterman - 16 Emmy Awards
Rosie O'Donnell - 7 Emmy Awards
Jimmy Kimmel - 3 Emmy Awards
Trevor Noah - 2 Emmy Awards
Kathy Griffin - 2 Emmy Awards
Stephen Colbert - 2 Emmy Awards
Mika Brzezinski - 1 Emmy Award
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Note:
David Letterman - 16 Emmy Awards
Rosie O'Donnell - 7 Emmy Awards
Jimmy Kimmel - 3 Emmy Awards
Trevor Noah - 2 Emmy Awards
Kathy Griffin - 2 Emmy Awards
Stephen Colbert - 2 Emmy Awards
Mika Brzezinski - 1 Emmy Award
August 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m starting to enjoy politics again lol
August 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’m starting to enjoy politics again lol
August 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Very impressed with this band #GoodSport at #SpiritHall on the edge of Larryville #Pittsburgh PA
Hitting the merch table on my way out
#SupportLiveMusic
Hitting the merch table on my way out
#SupportLiveMusic
August 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Very impressed with this band #GoodSport at #SpiritHall on the edge of Larryville #Pittsburgh PA
Hitting the merch table on my way out
#SupportLiveMusic
Hitting the merch table on my way out
#SupportLiveMusic
August 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The only thing that matters now is whether or not Jack Smith is in the Epstein files.
August 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The only thing that matters now is whether or not Jack Smith is in the Epstein files.
When you have too much money yet still think you need more
Records show the Tesla chief executive was the single largest donor to committees supporting Republicans in congressional races. https://on.ft.com/4lZhNoW
August 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When you have too much money yet still think you need more
Numbers don’t lie, current admin equivalent to a national disaster lol
MORE on Trump’s economy… Sounds weak when you put it like that!
August 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Numbers don’t lie, current admin equivalent to a national disaster lol
BREAKING - The Nobel Committee has announced that the 2025 Nobel Prize for Literature goes to The Epstein Files.
July 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
BREAKING - The Nobel Committee has announced that the 2025 Nobel Prize for Literature goes to The Epstein Files.
Jumping jack flab it’s a gast,gast, gast!
some flabbers are overdue for a gasting; i don't know what to tell you
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July 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Jumping jack flab it’s a gast,gast, gast!
Reposted by Mike Grape
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Memes aren’t just jokes, they’re missiles in the info war. Cheap to make, easy to share, and devastatingly effective. They bypass reason, hit emotion, and go viral fast. If truth is under attack, we need to fight back in the same language. This is the battlefield we’re already on.
Memes aren’t just jokes, they’re missiles in the info war. Cheap to make, easy to share, and devastatingly effective. They bypass reason, hit emotion, and go viral fast. If truth is under attack, we need to fight back in the same language. This is the battlefield we’re already on.
July 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
1/8
Memes aren’t just jokes, they’re missiles in the info war. Cheap to make, easy to share, and devastatingly effective. They bypass reason, hit emotion, and go viral fast. If truth is under attack, we need to fight back in the same language. This is the battlefield we’re already on.
Memes aren’t just jokes, they’re missiles in the info war. Cheap to make, easy to share, and devastatingly effective. They bypass reason, hit emotion, and go viral fast. If truth is under attack, we need to fight back in the same language. This is the battlefield we’re already on.
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM