Mike Fife
@mikefifeslc.bsky.social
Salt Lake City. Oklahoma Sooners. Democracy. And random posts on really any topic because this is mostly about freeing myself of intrusive thoughts. 🏳️🌈
Here’s one from the White House. They definitely think there are penguins in Greenland.
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Here’s one from the White House. They definitely think there are penguins in Greenland.
The only intelligence this administration has is artificial.
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The only intelligence this administration has is artificial.
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Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
I see Trump is at the CFB National Championship game. I assume he’ll expect to be presented the trophy and declared the winner.
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I see Trump is at the CFB National Championship game. I assume he’ll expect to be presented the trophy and declared the winner.
Dementia Don
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Dementia Don
My sister just turned 67 which is unexpectedly hilarious.
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 AM
My sister just turned 67 which is unexpectedly hilarious.
“Abolish ICE” doesn’t mean open borders or no enforcement of immigration laws. To me it means “control alt delete” this thuggish lawless agency and reimagine how we administer immigration enforcement in this country. In 2027 we must create an entirely new, thoughtful, humane, immigration system.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“Abolish ICE” doesn’t mean open borders or no enforcement of immigration laws. To me it means “control alt delete” this thuggish lawless agency and reimagine how we administer immigration enforcement in this country. In 2027 we must create an entirely new, thoughtful, humane, immigration system.
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Ellison: "This was a family taking their kids from an athletic event and they ended up getting caught in the middle of the ICE behavior & protesters, & then, inexplicably, they shot tear gas too close to the car & that caused the infant to have some respiratory problems. CPR had to be administered."
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Ellison: "This was a family taking their kids from an athletic event and they ended up getting caught in the middle of the ICE behavior & protesters, & then, inexplicably, they shot tear gas too close to the car & that caused the infant to have some respiratory problems. CPR had to be administered."
So funny that Pam Bondi is going with, “no one is above the law” when yet another fraudster has just received a pardon after a $million+ “donation” to our pedo protecting felon of a president. I will say that I do hope that in the fullness of time she is proven correct.
January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
So funny that Pam Bondi is going with, “no one is above the law” when yet another fraudster has just received a pardon after a $million+ “donation” to our pedo protecting felon of a president. I will say that I do hope that in the fullness of time she is proven correct.
If this is the leader of the Venezuelan opposition I have no hope for the country.
FOX & FRIENDS: In spite of the Nobel Prize Committee saying you couldn't transfer your Nobel Prize to anyone, especially to President Trump, you did. Why did you do that?
MARIA CORINA MACHADO: Because he deserves it. It was a very emotional moment.
MARIA CORINA MACHADO: Because he deserves it. It was a very emotional moment.
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
If this is the leader of the Venezuelan opposition I have no hope for the country.
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Observers are also listening to police radio chatter and they aren’t, let’s say, being friendly about the feds. You can be the coppiest cop alive and not appreciate a barely-trained, heavily armed rabble bombing the city with tear gas and causing unrelenting fear and chaos.
i really think this is gonna be a big ol' schism - my rr spotted undercover cops grouping up and went to observe, first thing one of them said to me was 'we are NOT with immigration.' an extremely distrustful and alert populace is also bad for genuine police work and that WILL have consequences
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Observers are also listening to police radio chatter and they aren’t, let’s say, being friendly about the feds. You can be the coppiest cop alive and not appreciate a barely-trained, heavily armed rabble bombing the city with tear gas and causing unrelenting fear and chaos.
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YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS‼️ 👇🏼
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS‼️ 👇🏼
“Abolish ICE” is now the mainstream position.
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
“Abolish ICE” is now the mainstream position.
So where are the Epstein files?
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
Today is the Smithsonian's deadline to give thousands of documents to the White House
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology."
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
So where are the Epstein files?
Don’t call us murderers or we’ll kill you too.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Don’t call us murderers or we’ll kill you too.
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Murder is the intentional killing of another human being without legal justification.
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Murder is the intentional killing of another human being without legal justification.
This is actually a good scenario for Maduro. You know he has money hidden abroad so once he’s convicted of narcoterrorism he can buy some Trump bitcoin, get pardoned, and live happily ever after in Dubai as his country descends into madness.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This is actually a good scenario for Maduro. You know he has money hidden abroad so once he’s convicted of narcoterrorism he can buy some Trump bitcoin, get pardoned, and live happily ever after in Dubai as his country descends into madness.
Can’t wait to see what new technology spammers will use to contact me.
"We're not going to be using iPhones in 10 years," Callaghan says flatly. "I kind of don't think we'll be using them in five years."
The phone is dead. Long live . . . what exactly? | TechCrunch
"We're not going to be using iPhones in 10 years," Callaghan says flatly. "I kind of don't think we'll be using them in five years."
techcrunch.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Can’t wait to see what new technology spammers will use to contact me.
Saw a clip of Kyle Whittingham being introduced at Michigan and I’m still like, is this real?
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saw a clip of Kyle Whittingham being introduced at Michigan and I’m still like, is this real?
Slow it down. People don’t want some monthly stipend from our AI overlords. They want jobs.
Bernie Sanders: "We need to be thinking seriously about a moratorium on data centers. You gotta slow this process down. It's not good enough for the oligarchs to tell us 'you adapt.' Are they gonna guarantee healthcare to all people? What are they gonna do when there are no jobs? Make housing free?"
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Slow it down. People don’t want some monthly stipend from our AI overlords. They want jobs.
That was rough. Everyone was at the Smiths in Rose Park except for the employees.
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That was rough. Everyone was at the Smiths in Rose Park except for the employees.
Merry Christmas 🌟🎄🎅
(I’m pretty sure it’s Christmas even though I slept with the window cracked open last night because it was a bit warm upstairs.)
(I’m pretty sure it’s Christmas even though I slept with the window cracked open last night because it was a bit warm upstairs.)
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Merry Christmas 🌟🎄🎅
(I’m pretty sure it’s Christmas even though I slept with the window cracked open last night because it was a bit warm upstairs.)
(I’m pretty sure it’s Christmas even though I slept with the window cracked open last night because it was a bit warm upstairs.)
Another nice view for lunch
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Another nice view for lunch
Uvita is replete with restaurants up steep dirt/gravel roads with great views.
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Uvita is replete with restaurants up steep dirt/gravel roads with great views.