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Time Trotters is an elite videogame task force, charged with keeping our classic games safe from whatever nefarious evil seeks to destroy them. Hop back in time with the team before it’s too late.
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I’m shipping Static/Ms. Marvel now. I can’t believe it never occurred to me before
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m shipping Static/Ms. Marvel now. I can’t believe it never occurred to me before
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First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
This actually happened to Bumblebee in the Bumblebee movie
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This actually happened to Bumblebee in the Bumblebee movie
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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[D&D style fantasy tavern]
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[D&D style fantasy tavern]
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
Jon Taffer: And this guy right here, what's he doing?
Drunken gnome: I give the quest to gather ten imp horns.
JT: [incredulous] And what's the reward for this quest?
Gnome: [belching] mythril plate
JT: [eyes bugging out] FOR TEN IMP HORNS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
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Provocatively dressed tiefling barmaid: [hiccuping] Apologies m'lad, it seems we're out of the dwarven mead
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Provocatively dressed tiefling barmaid: [hiccuping] Apologies m'lad, it seems we're out of the dwarven mead
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
[Jon Taffer and friends in the back of a covered wagon, scrying into the tavern]
JT: Have you ever been to a tavern that ran out of mead before the hour of the bat?
Elvish Mixologist: Nay.
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sad news out of roku city today. a train has derailed, killing the big robot. he was 24.
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
sad news out of roku city today. a train has derailed, killing the big robot. he was 24.
A conversation with some friends has me rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood for the first time in like 5 years. It’s still really good! I am by no means a Japanimation expert but you can just tell this show has legitimately earned its reputation as one of the greats
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A conversation with some friends has me rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood for the first time in like 5 years. It’s still really good! I am by no means a Japanimation expert but you can just tell this show has legitimately earned its reputation as one of the greats
me when Morgue is about to kill me for being white:
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
me when Morgue is about to kill me for being white:
I haven’t posted about it much on here but I do want to add to the chorus of people saying Expedition 33 is actually really good. That game could sweep the Keighleys and you wouldn’t hear me complaining. Alan Wake 2 isn’t eligible for some reason, so what do I care?
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I haven’t posted about it much on here but I do want to add to the chorus of people saying Expedition 33 is actually really good. That game could sweep the Keighleys and you wouldn’t hear me complaining. Alan Wake 2 isn’t eligible for some reason, so what do I care?
“The Biggest Failure in Broadway History” is maybe my favorite episode of a sketch show ever. “No Adults Allowed” into the next two sketches with unfortunate names all with “Jeepers Creepers: Semi-Star” at the end…so fucking good…
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“The Biggest Failure in Broadway History” is maybe my favorite episode of a sketch show ever. “No Adults Allowed” into the next two sketches with unfortunate names all with “Jeepers Creepers: Semi-Star” at the end…so fucking good…
Very rarely, Clementine decides it’s lap time, and I love when that happens
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Very rarely, Clementine decides it’s lap time, and I love when that happens
The GOTY nominees for the Keighleys feels more insane than usual, even if you’re just looking at the big budget space. Death Stranding 2 and Donkey Kong are not very good, feels like they’re just coasting on name recognition. Ghost of Yotei not being on there is especially crazy to me
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The GOTY nominees for the Keighleys feels more insane than usual, even if you’re just looking at the big budget space. Death Stranding 2 and Donkey Kong are not very good, feels like they’re just coasting on name recognition. Ghost of Yotei not being on there is especially crazy to me
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Gay Rat Wedding
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Gay Rat Wedding
the Ferocious Feline
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the Ferocious Feline
Kind of pisses me off that Jesus Christ Superstar doesn’t have some kind of Criterion-esque boutique release. Shame; it’s too religious for the film nerd types, but too secular to be a religious right culture war flashpoint with money behind it. It’s just a great movie that deserves a fancy Blu-Ray!
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kind of pisses me off that Jesus Christ Superstar doesn’t have some kind of Criterion-esque boutique release. Shame; it’s too religious for the film nerd types, but too secular to be a religious right culture war flashpoint with money behind it. It’s just a great movie that deserves a fancy Blu-Ray!
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No seriously why was he moving like this
September 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No seriously why was he moving like this
Clementine has really taken to this square piece of packaging foam that we left on the floor for a few hours. It’s her new favorite bed, she’s been obsessed with it for weeks
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Clementine has really taken to this square piece of packaging foam that we left on the floor for a few hours. It’s her new favorite bed, she’s been obsessed with it for weeks
If “Trump Sucked Bill Clinton’s Dick” turns out to be verifiably true (literally *just* enough smoke to this one for it to be actually possible), I think we can officially establish Funny News Only as a religion
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If “Trump Sucked Bill Clinton’s Dick” turns out to be verifiably true (literally *just* enough smoke to this one for it to be actually possible), I think we can officially establish Funny News Only as a religion
Neemerton Cat
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Neemerton Cat