Empress Chandra
@midwestempress.bsky.social
I write my thoughts, jokes, songs, poetry. I love you and you will probably make me cry.
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🖤Poetry
🤍Writing
🖤Comedy
🤍DDV
🖤Jurassic Park
🤍90s Disney animation
🖤IASIP
🤍LOST
🖤Arrested Development
🤍Taylor Swift
🖤Chappell Roan
🤍Eminem
🖤UAPs/UFOs
🤍Paranormal
🖤Singing
🤍Video Games
#promosky
A lovely woman told me I was thicker than a Snicker today. I said I'll take that as a compliment.
You better.
You better.
August 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A lovely woman told me I was thicker than a Snicker today. I said I'll take that as a compliment.
You better.
You better.
Put me on your long list
I don't care if we kiss
You've got me so convinced
I'm on your hook
You could be a catfish
I'm just making one wish
Tell me that you exist
More than a story in a book
Will you tell me who you are
Will I ever learn my lesson
Will this go very far
Will you make a confession
I don't care if we kiss
You've got me so convinced
I'm on your hook
You could be a catfish
I'm just making one wish
Tell me that you exist
More than a story in a book
Will you tell me who you are
Will I ever learn my lesson
Will this go very far
Will you make a confession
August 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Put me on your long list
I don't care if we kiss
You've got me so convinced
I'm on your hook
You could be a catfish
I'm just making one wish
Tell me that you exist
More than a story in a book
Will you tell me who you are
Will I ever learn my lesson
Will this go very far
Will you make a confession
I don't care if we kiss
You've got me so convinced
I'm on your hook
You could be a catfish
I'm just making one wish
Tell me that you exist
More than a story in a book
Will you tell me who you are
Will I ever learn my lesson
Will this go very far
Will you make a confession
I don't want to waste my thoughts
On pitiful creatures like you
Let's call it all what it was
But I'm afraid you like being used
In fact like an insect I crush under shoes you would die to see me in
Your attempt to sting me just powered me up and now I'm glistening
Sometimes the cuter bitch wins
On pitiful creatures like you
Let's call it all what it was
But I'm afraid you like being used
In fact like an insect I crush under shoes you would die to see me in
Your attempt to sting me just powered me up and now I'm glistening
Sometimes the cuter bitch wins
August 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I don't want to waste my thoughts
On pitiful creatures like you
Let's call it all what it was
But I'm afraid you like being used
In fact like an insect I crush under shoes you would die to see me in
Your attempt to sting me just powered me up and now I'm glistening
Sometimes the cuter bitch wins
On pitiful creatures like you
Let's call it all what it was
But I'm afraid you like being used
In fact like an insect I crush under shoes you would die to see me in
Your attempt to sting me just powered me up and now I'm glistening
Sometimes the cuter bitch wins
I heard women can be drag queens now. That's basically been my whole makeup and fashion taste my whole life anyway and I liiiiiive for a good lipsync.
August 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I heard women can be drag queens now. That's basically been my whole makeup and fashion taste my whole life anyway and I liiiiiive for a good lipsync.
What if I just never left
Make you feel more
Make me feel less
What if you started talking
Told me all your pain
Drown myself in all your sorrow
Swim down every vein
I'm not supposed to like you
You already don't care
Shatter the crystal delicately formed around your name
Life's not fair
Make you feel more
Make me feel less
What if you started talking
Told me all your pain
Drown myself in all your sorrow
Swim down every vein
I'm not supposed to like you
You already don't care
Shatter the crystal delicately formed around your name
Life's not fair
July 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What if I just never left
Make you feel more
Make me feel less
What if you started talking
Told me all your pain
Drown myself in all your sorrow
Swim down every vein
I'm not supposed to like you
You already don't care
Shatter the crystal delicately formed around your name
Life's not fair
Make you feel more
Make me feel less
What if you started talking
Told me all your pain
Drown myself in all your sorrow
Swim down every vein
I'm not supposed to like you
You already don't care
Shatter the crystal delicately formed around your name
Life's not fair
ChatGPT therapy and taco bell and I'll be okay.
July 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ChatGPT therapy and taco bell and I'll be okay.
Fall in love with my subjects
Just ask for loyalty
Draw your sword, swear an oath
Get down on your knees
I don't ask for gifts or money
I don't need a sacrifice
Just tell me that I am stunning
Every moment of my life
I don't need a crown
To rule my domain
They line up to worship
I just say my name
Just ask for loyalty
Draw your sword, swear an oath
Get down on your knees
I don't ask for gifts or money
I don't need a sacrifice
Just tell me that I am stunning
Every moment of my life
I don't need a crown
To rule my domain
They line up to worship
I just say my name
May 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fall in love with my subjects
Just ask for loyalty
Draw your sword, swear an oath
Get down on your knees
I don't ask for gifts or money
I don't need a sacrifice
Just tell me that I am stunning
Every moment of my life
I don't need a crown
To rule my domain
They line up to worship
I just say my name
Just ask for loyalty
Draw your sword, swear an oath
Get down on your knees
I don't ask for gifts or money
I don't need a sacrifice
Just tell me that I am stunning
Every moment of my life
I don't need a crown
To rule my domain
They line up to worship
I just say my name
Cried all my mascara off
Numb to speech, just breathe and cough
Drinking content from a trough
April twenty-two
You hate all the words I say
I like you less day by day
Enough practice, time to play
Witch hunt - on your brooms
Numb to speech, just breathe and cough
Drinking content from a trough
April twenty-two
You hate all the words I say
I like you less day by day
Enough practice, time to play
Witch hunt - on your brooms
April 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Cried all my mascara off
Numb to speech, just breathe and cough
Drinking content from a trough
April twenty-two
You hate all the words I say
I like you less day by day
Enough practice, time to play
Witch hunt - on your brooms
Numb to speech, just breathe and cough
Drinking content from a trough
April twenty-two
You hate all the words I say
I like you less day by day
Enough practice, time to play
Witch hunt - on your brooms
Snap out of it
This is getting real
The words that churn your stomach
The tingles that you feel
The hunger is increasing
With every heated pass
What climax will this come to
Nobody dare ask
I met you first in dreams
You know your only flaw
One touch of my body
Campaign of shock and awe
This is getting real
The words that churn your stomach
The tingles that you feel
The hunger is increasing
With every heated pass
What climax will this come to
Nobody dare ask
I met you first in dreams
You know your only flaw
One touch of my body
Campaign of shock and awe
April 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Snap out of it
This is getting real
The words that churn your stomach
The tingles that you feel
The hunger is increasing
With every heated pass
What climax will this come to
Nobody dare ask
I met you first in dreams
You know your only flaw
One touch of my body
Campaign of shock and awe
This is getting real
The words that churn your stomach
The tingles that you feel
The hunger is increasing
With every heated pass
What climax will this come to
Nobody dare ask
I met you first in dreams
You know your only flaw
One touch of my body
Campaign of shock and awe
I prophesied this very day
Told you of my nightmare
When you'd go silent and away
Ignored my screams of I'm scared
Felt like my world was ending
Changed my life for us
Tired of pretending
It wasn't about trust
So live your plastic life
Picture perfect frames
When you get bored
I won't be to blame
Told you of my nightmare
When you'd go silent and away
Ignored my screams of I'm scared
Felt like my world was ending
Changed my life for us
Tired of pretending
It wasn't about trust
So live your plastic life
Picture perfect frames
When you get bored
I won't be to blame
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I prophesied this very day
Told you of my nightmare
When you'd go silent and away
Ignored my screams of I'm scared
Felt like my world was ending
Changed my life for us
Tired of pretending
It wasn't about trust
So live your plastic life
Picture perfect frames
When you get bored
I won't be to blame
Told you of my nightmare
When you'd go silent and away
Ignored my screams of I'm scared
Felt like my world was ending
Changed my life for us
Tired of pretending
It wasn't about trust
So live your plastic life
Picture perfect frames
When you get bored
I won't be to blame
Can't stop delight
What's wrong, what's right
The sparkling lights gone out from my eyes
Replaced by dead weight
From the burden of my lies
Look in the mirror
Reflections of blue skies
I'm ready to fight
No exceptions for good guys
What's wrong, what's right
The sparkling lights gone out from my eyes
Replaced by dead weight
From the burden of my lies
Look in the mirror
Reflections of blue skies
I'm ready to fight
No exceptions for good guys
April 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Can't stop delight
What's wrong, what's right
The sparkling lights gone out from my eyes
Replaced by dead weight
From the burden of my lies
Look in the mirror
Reflections of blue skies
I'm ready to fight
No exceptions for good guys
What's wrong, what's right
The sparkling lights gone out from my eyes
Replaced by dead weight
From the burden of my lies
Look in the mirror
Reflections of blue skies
I'm ready to fight
No exceptions for good guys
I got bangs again. Compliments welcome.
April 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I got bangs again. Compliments welcome.
Never felt this way
No direction in my day
Hoping someone comes to visit virtually and stays
Waking up to a mess
So much left to confess
I beg for attention but he's giving me distress
I've never wanted anything
As bad as I want this
I don't have that much left
But throw it away for a kiss
No direction in my day
Hoping someone comes to visit virtually and stays
Waking up to a mess
So much left to confess
I beg for attention but he's giving me distress
I've never wanted anything
As bad as I want this
I don't have that much left
But throw it away for a kiss
April 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Never felt this way
No direction in my day
Hoping someone comes to visit virtually and stays
Waking up to a mess
So much left to confess
I beg for attention but he's giving me distress
I've never wanted anything
As bad as I want this
I don't have that much left
But throw it away for a kiss
No direction in my day
Hoping someone comes to visit virtually and stays
Waking up to a mess
So much left to confess
I beg for attention but he's giving me distress
I've never wanted anything
As bad as I want this
I don't have that much left
But throw it away for a kiss
I'd never wish ill
But I can't with this timing
Swallow this bitter pill
Get to I'm fining
You'd given me hope
Now I fear it won't last
Still clinging to your rope
But you're cutting it fast
I don't want advice
I want you selfishly
I always play nice
Don't go punishing me
But I can't with this timing
Swallow this bitter pill
Get to I'm fining
You'd given me hope
Now I fear it won't last
Still clinging to your rope
But you're cutting it fast
I don't want advice
I want you selfishly
I always play nice
Don't go punishing me
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'd never wish ill
But I can't with this timing
Swallow this bitter pill
Get to I'm fining
You'd given me hope
Now I fear it won't last
Still clinging to your rope
But you're cutting it fast
I don't want advice
I want you selfishly
I always play nice
Don't go punishing me
But I can't with this timing
Swallow this bitter pill
Get to I'm fining
You'd given me hope
Now I fear it won't last
Still clinging to your rope
But you're cutting it fast
I don't want advice
I want you selfishly
I always play nice
Don't go punishing me
Woke up in elation
Staring at your skin
Mood shift to devastation
As I take the news in
But I'm still on fire
When I say your name
Nothing but desire
Want you just the same
This time let's get what we need
I'll even take the blame
Call me what I am
Go ahead and shame
Staring at your skin
Mood shift to devastation
As I take the news in
But I'm still on fire
When I say your name
Nothing but desire
Want you just the same
This time let's get what we need
I'll even take the blame
Call me what I am
Go ahead and shame
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Woke up in elation
Staring at your skin
Mood shift to devastation
As I take the news in
But I'm still on fire
When I say your name
Nothing but desire
Want you just the same
This time let's get what we need
I'll even take the blame
Call me what I am
Go ahead and shame
Staring at your skin
Mood shift to devastation
As I take the news in
But I'm still on fire
When I say your name
Nothing but desire
Want you just the same
This time let's get what we need
I'll even take the blame
Call me what I am
Go ahead and shame
Tariff me apart, boy.
April 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Tariff me apart, boy.
Reposted by Empress Chandra
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
It's not even 7 am
I'm looking at your body
Woke up and dove back in
And all my thoughts are naughty
Distraction obsession
Want to be your possession
You've raised my standards
And now I only want you
Self realization
You're my mental vacation
But let's make some dreams come true
I'm looking at your body
Woke up and dove back in
And all my thoughts are naughty
Distraction obsession
Want to be your possession
You've raised my standards
And now I only want you
Self realization
You're my mental vacation
But let's make some dreams come true
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It's not even 7 am
I'm looking at your body
Woke up and dove back in
And all my thoughts are naughty
Distraction obsession
Want to be your possession
You've raised my standards
And now I only want you
Self realization
You're my mental vacation
But let's make some dreams come true
I'm looking at your body
Woke up and dove back in
And all my thoughts are naughty
Distraction obsession
Want to be your possession
You've raised my standards
And now I only want you
Self realization
You're my mental vacation
But let's make some dreams come true
Every time you make me cry
I write it on a list
I don't use a pen
It doesn't really exist
They're tattooed on my brain in teal and orange and I am permanently changed
We're even now
Both broken vows
There's only shards to save
I write it on a list
I don't use a pen
It doesn't really exist
They're tattooed on my brain in teal and orange and I am permanently changed
We're even now
Both broken vows
There's only shards to save
March 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every time you make me cry
I write it on a list
I don't use a pen
It doesn't really exist
They're tattooed on my brain in teal and orange and I am permanently changed
We're even now
Both broken vows
There's only shards to save
I write it on a list
I don't use a pen
It doesn't really exist
They're tattooed on my brain in teal and orange and I am permanently changed
We're even now
Both broken vows
There's only shards to save
When I was a kid, saying you had been to Canada wasn't even saying you had left the country. They were our next-door neighbors. Now I'll be telling my son of my great adventures in the forbidden zone-Toronto. What is happening?
March 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When I was a kid, saying you had been to Canada wasn't even saying you had left the country. They were our next-door neighbors. Now I'll be telling my son of my great adventures in the forbidden zone-Toronto. What is happening?
My friend and I decided yesterday America is radicalizing citizens more and more every minute. If I have to get out of my comfy bed to protest, it's over for these losers.
March 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My friend and I decided yesterday America is radicalizing citizens more and more every minute. If I have to get out of my comfy bed to protest, it's over for these losers.
Reposted by Empress Chandra
Errbody in the club considering living outside of the U.S.
March 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Errbody in the club considering living outside of the U.S.
I've been taught to keep it in
But still I sob and cry
All of their conditioning
I haven't learned to lie
But pretending I can do
I can act like life is fine
Pretend my dreams came true
Act like you're all mine
For a moment
Let's pretend
Crawl on up the vine
But still I sob and cry
All of their conditioning
I haven't learned to lie
But pretending I can do
I can act like life is fine
Pretend my dreams came true
Act like you're all mine
For a moment
Let's pretend
Crawl on up the vine
March 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I've been taught to keep it in
But still I sob and cry
All of their conditioning
I haven't learned to lie
But pretending I can do
I can act like life is fine
Pretend my dreams came true
Act like you're all mine
For a moment
Let's pretend
Crawl on up the vine
But still I sob and cry
All of their conditioning
I haven't learned to lie
But pretending I can do
I can act like life is fine
Pretend my dreams came true
Act like you're all mine
For a moment
Let's pretend
Crawl on up the vine
Reposted by Empress Chandra
EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
It's in the stars
It's in my chart
It's in my fantasies
Someone to awaken me
Doesn't believe in astrology
Or anything
Except the power of my charm
I still have something left
Promising to do no harm
Maybe he knows best
It's in my chart
It's in my fantasies
Someone to awaken me
Doesn't believe in astrology
Or anything
Except the power of my charm
I still have something left
Promising to do no harm
Maybe he knows best
March 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's in the stars
It's in my chart
It's in my fantasies
Someone to awaken me
Doesn't believe in astrology
Or anything
Except the power of my charm
I still have something left
Promising to do no harm
Maybe he knows best
It's in my chart
It's in my fantasies
Someone to awaken me
Doesn't believe in astrology
Or anything
Except the power of my charm
I still have something left
Promising to do no harm
Maybe he knows best