Michelle
@michelllle.bsky.social
spoiler of dogs, broadcaster of words, farty vegan bitch
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You’ll be criticised no matter what. Might as well start a coven, hex your ex, and pray to the thing that lives in the tree behind your house.
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You’ll be criticised no matter what. Might as well start a coven, hex your ex, and pray to the thing that lives in the tree behind your house.
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If you like arts and crafts, and you also like to see comedians being absolute dickheads, check out the pilot episode of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ - a competitive craft game show where comedians face off to make a craft, but we’ve massively fucked them over.
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
Craft game show gets WET! | PILOT | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If you like arts and crafts, and you also like to see comedians being absolute dickheads, check out the pilot episode of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ - a competitive craft game show where comedians face off to make a craft, but we’ve massively fucked them over.
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
youtu.be/nF8mXqI_i3Y?...
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Spotify - It's bad but is it also evil? Yes! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Everyone loves music but nobody loves music apps. It’s time to leave Spotify | First Dog on the Moon
Capitalism ruins everything
www.theguardian.com
August 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Spotify - It's bad but is it also evil? Yes! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Here for the teefs 1000% tho
May 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Here for the teefs 1000% tho
Oh no. A terrible predicament.
May 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh no. A terrible predicament.
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Here's hoping that Bsky can rally together as one to make @gemini.botsky.social the most blocked account on the platform.
May 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Here's hoping that Bsky can rally together as one to make @gemini.botsky.social the most blocked account on the platform.
I wish I could - gently! - squish you and commiserate in person, two grumpy pessimists in chronic pain surrounded by pastries we can’t really afford. x
May 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I wish I could - gently! - squish you and commiserate in person, two grumpy pessimists in chronic pain surrounded by pastries we can’t really afford. x
So long!!! It looks rad x
April 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
So long!!! It looks rad x
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Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
March 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Better a pig than a gen A.I. user!
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March 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yep yep and yep. OR I feel like cooking and I can cook but the amount of tidying up notches the effort beyond my spoons
March 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Yep yep and yep. OR I feel like cooking and I can cook but the amount of tidying up notches the effort beyond my spoons
It’s a patented formulation so I don’t get it. I wish I had the 40+ bottle to compare dosages at least but oh well. Misery it is.
March 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s a patented formulation so I don’t get it. I wish I had the 40+ bottle to compare dosages at least but oh well. Misery it is.
I’m taking one that’s meant to be the same estro g 1000 stuff but I had PMDD this month and the worst period pains I’ve had in years so I fear it is in fact NOT THE SAME. I hate it here.
March 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’m taking one that’s meant to be the same estro g 1000 stuff but I had PMDD this month and the worst period pains I’ve had in years so I fear it is in fact NOT THE SAME. I hate it here.
He’s cute enough already.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
He’s cute enough already.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
I’ve been getting Insta ads for this place for months and months!!
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve been getting Insta ads for this place for months and months!!
But in a related thing apparently you can make vegan marshmallow from melted and whipped jelly lollies. Which tracks! But I keep eating the jellies before I get around to trying.
February 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
But in a related thing apparently you can make vegan marshmallow from melted and whipped jelly lollies. Which tracks! But I keep eating the jellies before I get around to trying.
No chocolate which is the most important ingredient of ganache but HEY basically ganache
February 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
No chocolate which is the most important ingredient of ganache but HEY basically ganache
I watched a lady on insta make frosting out of cream and jelly lollies and said it was basically making a ganache. No, dumbass, you’re basically making fucking marshmallow.
February 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I watched a lady on insta make frosting out of cream and jelly lollies and said it was basically making a ganache. No, dumbass, you’re basically making fucking marshmallow.
Why does it look like a fucked up clown though
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Why does it look like a fucked up clown though