Michelle
@michelllle.bsky.social
spoiler of dogs, broadcaster of words, farty vegan bitch
Here for the teefs 1000% tho
May 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Here for the teefs 1000% tho
Oh no. A terrible predicament.
May 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh no. A terrible predicament.
I wish I could - gently! - squish you and commiserate in person, two grumpy pessimists in chronic pain surrounded by pastries we can’t really afford. x
May 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I wish I could - gently! - squish you and commiserate in person, two grumpy pessimists in chronic pain surrounded by pastries we can’t really afford. x
So long!!! It looks rad x
April 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
So long!!! It looks rad x
Yep yep and yep. OR I feel like cooking and I can cook but the amount of tidying up notches the effort beyond my spoons
March 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Yep yep and yep. OR I feel like cooking and I can cook but the amount of tidying up notches the effort beyond my spoons
It’s a patented formulation so I don’t get it. I wish I had the 40+ bottle to compare dosages at least but oh well. Misery it is.
March 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s a patented formulation so I don’t get it. I wish I had the 40+ bottle to compare dosages at least but oh well. Misery it is.
I’m taking one that’s meant to be the same estro g 1000 stuff but I had PMDD this month and the worst period pains I’ve had in years so I fear it is in fact NOT THE SAME. I hate it here.
March 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’m taking one that’s meant to be the same estro g 1000 stuff but I had PMDD this month and the worst period pains I’ve had in years so I fear it is in fact NOT THE SAME. I hate it here.
He’s cute enough already.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
February 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
He’s cute enough already.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
Also why Instagram thinks I live in Queensland is beyond me.
I’ve been getting Insta ads for this place for months and months!!
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve been getting Insta ads for this place for months and months!!
But in a related thing apparently you can make vegan marshmallow from melted and whipped jelly lollies. Which tracks! But I keep eating the jellies before I get around to trying.
February 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
But in a related thing apparently you can make vegan marshmallow from melted and whipped jelly lollies. Which tracks! But I keep eating the jellies before I get around to trying.
No chocolate which is the most important ingredient of ganache but HEY basically ganache
February 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
No chocolate which is the most important ingredient of ganache but HEY basically ganache
I watched a lady on insta make frosting out of cream and jelly lollies and said it was basically making a ganache. No, dumbass, you’re basically making fucking marshmallow.
February 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I watched a lady on insta make frosting out of cream and jelly lollies and said it was basically making a ganache. No, dumbass, you’re basically making fucking marshmallow.
Why does it look like a fucked up clown though
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Why does it look like a fucked up clown though