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Michelle Padgett
@michellepadgett.bsky.social
Equestrian
Martial Artist
Yoga Teacher
Timeline Cleanser
20 yrs ago: "It never snows in Savannah. Maybe once every 30 years or so haha"

Now: "Ok so this is the 2nd winter in a row it's snowed. Huh. & didn't we have snowmageddon 7 years ago wtf wait also it's February!? IT SHOULD BE 60 RN"

#SubtropicalClimate #Savannah #WinterSnow #WhatEven
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Idk who needs reminding but even in the darkest timeline this exists

#Umbrella #TomHolland #Joy

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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January 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Ugh dammit. I usually turn to Enki to remind me not to listen to the gloom & doom but when even HE goes "ok maybe panic a LITTLE" ... 😭

This has been the coldest winter I have ever experienced here in sub-tropical Savannah and *gollum voice* WE HATESSS IT
ZOMG! He used the "Yes" bear??? It does look like there will be snow on the #Georgia/SC #Lowcountry coast this weekend, so prepare for the doom dance on the roads ... enkiops.org/2026/01/29/f...
Snow in Frogmore? Seriously this time?
Get ready for the doom dance, this time with an actual chance of it happening!
enkiops.org
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
My main winter activity is getting so close to the space heater that I can smell my leg hair burning

#Winter #SpaceHeater #SoGood
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
These 2 ding dongs showed up at my door this morning stealing shoes from my carport to play with. I accidentally petted them and now they've turned my front yard into Dog WWE and my cats are mad (they're safe inside)

#LooseDogs #DogSky #LiveLikeSomeoneLeftTheGateOpen
January 24, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Dream blunt rotation: Willie Nelson, Madonna, and Arjuna (from the Bhagavad Gita) and we would talk about horses obviously
Dream blunt rotation: mothman, sasquatch and Mulder
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Think I'm gonna stop 9 wars today. Looking at the guy who currently holds the record at 8, it shouldn't be that hard

#HoldMyBeer #NobelPeacePrize
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Jobs I've done to support my acting career when the $$ ain't covering bills:

video store clerk
dog dryer
fortune teller
tour guide
cigarette girl
artist's nude
smoothie bar
bodyguard
telemarketer (I lasted 48 hours)

I don't think anyone is ready for my real, full resume lol

#TheatreKid
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I could have so much more money if I didn't have animals to care for. But I don't think I could live without them

Such a strange urge for one kind of animal to have, to be driven to have friendships with other species

(This post brought to you by my horse vet bill, and my softest cat) #PetSky
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
It's embarrassing how slutty my cats are for the space heater #GetARoom #SpaceHeater #CatSky #CatsOfBluesky #StanZbornak
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I need to eat this every day forever
Cream of Vegetable Soup with Cheese Soda Bread

A traditional Irish Cream of Vegetable Soup, sometimes known as “funeral soup”, made with seasonal vegetables & finished with cream. Smooth & comforting, served with freshly baked cheese soda bread

Serves 4 |Prep 30 mins |Cook 45 mins

Recipe below ⬇️
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Social media had been my entire personality for over 15 years. My Facebook posts were legend (to my 1000 friends lol)

It feels alien to navigate a life without these interactions, even though I spent most of my life without the Internet

"Reality is so unreal" -Chainsaw (Summer School) #Hashtag
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 AM
No one:

My brain, randomly: the TRUMPET

#MamboNumberFive #MamboNo5
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Y'all. My trail riding buddy MADE these for me for Christmas 😍😭❤️

#Horses #Felted #Sunny #Artax #HorsesOfBluesky #HorseSky #FeltedMiniatures
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My husband: I forgot how much Buck Rogers is like Fantasy Island

#GenXNerds #HesAKeeper #BuckRogers #FantasyIsland
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
She stills the turnings of her mind so her soul can see itself #Caturday #YogaSutras #Yoga #Citta #Vrtti #Nirodhah #BlackCat
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Got this red badge of courage practicing CPR today because we're not fucking around with people's lives, not even in simulation #GoHard #CPRcertification #RedCrossCertified #CPR #AED #FirstAid #ReadyToGo
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
All my recipes call for a tbsp of tomato paste but my grocery store only sells it in those weird little cans so I use a tbsp & the rest goes bad in the fridge and just please don't let this be what breaks me I'm tryna eat right #TomatoPaste #TheLordIsTestingMe #HomeCooking
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social reminded me: are we playing Whamageddon on Bluesky or was that just a FB thing?

Bc if it doesn't count when you sing it in your head then I'm still in

#LastChristmas #Whamageddon #Whamhalla
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It hurts to walk bc I've got a huge bruise on the ball of my foot. I got it trying to kick up into a handstand because I forgot I'm a 53 year old overweight lady who probably shouldn't do that 🫠 #AdhoMukhaVrksasana #Handstand #Yoga #CalmDownOldLady
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits:
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Will I ever get tired of this view? I honestly doubt it 🥰 #BetweenTheEars #HorseSky #HorsesOfBluesky #TrailRide #HorseRiding #CoastalGeorgia
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Putting up our humble (aka cheap-ass) Xmas tree & trying desperately to convince Morticia Cattams that none of this is for her #KittysFirstChristmas #Caturday #CatSky #BlackCat #BlackXmasTree #GothXmas
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I feel like I'm cheating on the Black Friday boycott. Not because I'm shopping, but because I never shop 😂

Haven't bought anything from Amazon, Walmart, Target, Home Depot, or any of the big chains in over a year.

#NotAShopper #EndOligarchy #DontNeedIt
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM