Sir Michael Taker
@michaeltaker.bsky.social
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Father & Husband. Guitarist. Engineer. YouTuber.
Conservationist. Motorcyclist. Video gamer.
Owner of THAT country club.
Unsolicited DMs will be ignored.
Father & Husband. Guitarist. Engineer. YouTuber.
Conservationist. Motorcyclist. Video gamer.
Owner of THAT country club.
Unsolicited DMs will be ignored.
Donald Trump is a disgusting sexist pig.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Donald Trump is a disgusting sexist pig.
Release the pee pee tapes
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Release the pee pee tapes
The war on Christmas will continue until Christmas ceases its illegal occupation of November. Humbug!
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The war on Christmas will continue until Christmas ceases its illegal occupation of November. Humbug!
5 years ago today. Thoughts and prayers x
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
5 years ago today. Thoughts and prayers x
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Re the Andrew previously known as Prince...
I've no sympathy for him at all, only the victims, but it's so hard to accept many Americans calling for more, when they've their own version of Andrew installed as President.
Sure, he should face justice, but so should that orange turd in the White House.
I've no sympathy for him at all, only the victims, but it's so hard to accept many Americans calling for more, when they've their own version of Andrew installed as President.
Sure, he should face justice, but so should that orange turd in the White House.
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Re the Andrew previously known as Prince...
I've no sympathy for him at all, only the victims, but it's so hard to accept many Americans calling for more, when they've their own version of Andrew installed as President.
Sure, he should face justice, but so should that orange turd in the White House.
I've no sympathy for him at all, only the victims, but it's so hard to accept many Americans calling for more, when they've their own version of Andrew installed as President.
Sure, he should face justice, but so should that orange turd in the White House.
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The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll
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POLL: Is Reform's migrant visa plan racist?
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October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll
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xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
Took paracetamol for a headache this morning. Now I have double turbo super autism.
Effing liberals! This is all Obama and Biden's fault!
Effing liberals! This is all Obama and Biden's fault!
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Took paracetamol for a headache this morning. Now I have double turbo super autism.
Effing liberals! This is all Obama and Biden's fault!
Effing liberals! This is all Obama and Biden's fault!
A limerick I wrote for 47 to help him forget:
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
August 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A limerick I wrote for 47 to help him forget:
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein, Jeff Epstein,
Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein Jeff Epstein.
The United States of freedom, independence and liberty.
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
July 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The United States of freedom, independence and liberty.
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
It's day 150 of ending the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.
June 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's day 150 of ending the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.
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Reform’s vision for uk healthcare 😡
June 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reform’s vision for uk healthcare 😡
Wow!! Thank you so much Newport Pagnell. We always enjoy performing here but this was something else! Thank you to the staff for putting us on at this our favourite venue, and thanks also to our loyal followers for turning out to support us and for giving us the opportunity to do this. Much love! ❤️
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wow!! Thank you so much Newport Pagnell. We always enjoy performing here but this was something else! Thank you to the staff for putting us on at this our favourite venue, and thanks also to our loyal followers for turning out to support us and for giving us the opportunity to do this. Much love! ❤️
This is also true for motorcycling and shooting. I ask myself why I still do these things, but I'm fcuk'd if I know!
April 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is also true for motorcycling and shooting. I ask myself why I still do these things, but I'm fcuk'd if I know!
Canada. It's time to turn Pornhub off for the US. Please start with the bible belt. Thank you.
April 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Canada. It's time to turn Pornhub off for the US. Please start with the bible belt. Thank you.
Hey, Amerikkka, what's new?
April 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey, Amerikkka, what's new?
In view of recent events in the US I have decided to unban all US DOD government officials from my country club. We've opened a special room for you on the 7th floor. Terrific place with a lovely view all the way down to the caltrops in the forecourt. A very nice man named Dmitri suggested it.
March 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
In view of recent events in the US I have decided to unban all US DOD government officials from my country club. We've opened a special room for you on the 7th floor. Terrific place with a lovely view all the way down to the caltrops in the forecourt. A very nice man named Dmitri suggested it.
US schools. Prevent a mass shooting by becoming to a Tesla showroom. fortune.com/2025/03/10/t...
Police are barricading Tesla cars and dealerships as people rage against Elon Musk's machines
Protests against Tesla CEO Elon Musk at showrooms have led to property damage and arrests.
fortune.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
US schools. Prevent a mass shooting by becoming to a Tesla showroom. fortune.com/2025/03/10/t...
Hey, fElon. Right back at you. Regards, the Brits.
elon musk is giving the middle finger while wearing a black leather jacket .
ALT: elon musk is giving the middle finger while wearing a black leather jacket .
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March 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hey, fElon. Right back at you. Regards, the Brits.
Why doesn't Canada make the USA the 11th Province? Think about it- Canada has sensible gun laws, moose, Labatt's, and did I mention moose? What's not to like?
March 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Why doesn't Canada make the USA the 11th Province? Think about it- Canada has sensible gun laws, moose, Labatt's, and did I mention moose? What's not to like?
Fuck Trump and fuck Musk. Good afternoon!
February 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fuck Trump and fuck Musk. Good afternoon!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I live in the UK
So I don't have a South African sh!tcnut Apartheid Clyde techno Ponzi rocket Jesus telling me what to do.
Violets are blue
I live in the UK
So I don't have a South African sh!tcnut Apartheid Clyde techno Ponzi rocket Jesus telling me what to do.
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I live in the UK
So I don't have a South African sh!tcnut Apartheid Clyde techno Ponzi rocket Jesus telling me what to do.
Violets are blue
I live in the UK
So I don't have a South African sh!tcnut Apartheid Clyde techno Ponzi rocket Jesus telling me what to do.
When you see it...
February 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When you see it...