Sir Michael Taker
@michaeltaker.bsky.social
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Father & Husband. Guitarist. Engineer. YouTuber.
Conservationist. Motorcyclist. Video gamer.
Owner of THAT country club.
Unsolicited DMs will be ignored.
Father & Husband. Guitarist. Engineer. YouTuber.
Conservationist. Motorcyclist. Video gamer.
Owner of THAT country club.
Unsolicited DMs will be ignored.
I too used to be a follower of said farming machinery, but having seen the light I've changed my mind and am now an...
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I too used to be a follower of said farming machinery, but having seen the light I've changed my mind and am now an...
The United States of freedom, independence and liberty.
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
July 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The United States of freedom, independence and liberty.
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
Illustration: Aïda Amer/Axios
Wow!! Thank you so much Newport Pagnell. We always enjoy performing here but this was something else! Thank you to the staff for putting us on at this our favourite venue, and thanks also to our loyal followers for turning out to support us and for giving us the opportunity to do this. Much love! ❤️
April 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wow!! Thank you so much Newport Pagnell. We always enjoy performing here but this was something else! Thank you to the staff for putting us on at this our favourite venue, and thanks also to our loyal followers for turning out to support us and for giving us the opportunity to do this. Much love! ❤️
This is also true for motorcycling and shooting. I ask myself why I still do these things, but I'm fcuk'd if I know!
April 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is also true for motorcycling and shooting. I ask myself why I still do these things, but I'm fcuk'd if I know!
Canada. It's time to turn Pornhub off for the US. Please start with the bible belt. Thank you.
April 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Canada. It's time to turn Pornhub off for the US. Please start with the bible belt. Thank you.
Hey, Amerikkka, what's new?
April 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey, Amerikkka, what's new?
Pilot here. Can confirm. We've been told to turn it down though as thanks to "journalists" on "Sh!tter" we've been rumbled!
March 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Pilot here. Can confirm. We've been told to turn it down though as thanks to "journalists" on "Sh!tter" we've been rumbled!
Why doesn't Canada make the USA the 11th Province? Think about it- Canada has sensible gun laws, moose, Labatt's, and did I mention moose? What's not to like?
March 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Why doesn't Canada make the USA the 11th Province? Think about it- Canada has sensible gun laws, moose, Labatt's, and did I mention moose? What's not to like?
The UK has about 250 nukes, about half of which are battle ready. Whilst this pales into insignificance alongside Trump's 8000 and Putin's 9000, if your population density looks like this perhaps Putin should STFU. We only in fact need 2 well-placed multi megaton warheads to wipe Russia off the map.
February 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The UK has about 250 nukes, about half of which are battle ready. Whilst this pales into insignificance alongside Trump's 8000 and Putin's 9000, if your population density looks like this perhaps Putin should STFU. We only in fact need 2 well-placed multi megaton warheads to wipe Russia off the map.
So does my sense of snark, apparently.
February 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So does my sense of snark, apparently.
Should make a nice follow up to this spaghetti car banana.
February 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Should make a nice follow up to this spaghetti car banana.
When you see it...
February 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When you see it...
The word down at the country club is that Elmo doesn't like that people are calling Teslas "swasti-cars". Apparently he's führious. I bet he did nazi that coming!
Which way are egg prices going, Elon? Oh.
Which way are egg prices going, Elon? Oh.
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The word down at the country club is that Elmo doesn't like that people are calling Teslas "swasti-cars". Apparently he's führious. I bet he did nazi that coming!
Which way are egg prices going, Elon? Oh.
Which way are egg prices going, Elon? Oh.
If it looks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, salutes like a Nazi, then it's probably a Nazi. It might be an *insert placeholder here* in a Nazi suit, but it's probably a Nazi. Occam's Razor.
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January 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If it looks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, salutes like a Nazi, then it's probably a Nazi. It might be an *insert placeholder here* in a Nazi suit, but it's probably a Nazi. Occam's Razor.
www.msn.com/en-gb/news/w...
www.msn.com/en-gb/news/w...
PSA: We don't engage with or otherwise debate Nazis. We fight them.
January 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
PSA: We don't engage with or otherwise debate Nazis. We fight them.
Finally decided to press this button. Not what I was expecting. Disappointed. 1 star, not recommended. Good morning!
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Finally decided to press this button. Not what I was expecting. Disappointed. 1 star, not recommended. Good morning!
I'm excited for present opening this year. I hope it's a guitar! Happy Christmas, everyone.
December 24, 2024 at 11:28 AM
I'm excited for present opening this year. I hope it's a guitar! Happy Christmas, everyone.
Your earworm for today.
November 30, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Your earworm for today.
Live to ride, ride to (wife's) work. We ride because we can, and because we love it. #Motorcycling
November 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Live to ride, ride to (wife's) work. We ride because we can, and because we love it. #Motorcycling