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How do you do fellow Kids?
"Worst compensated rodeo clown on the Internet"
"Worst compensated rodeo clown on the Internet"
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bite the hand that will not feed
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
bite the hand that will not feed
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NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
NBC can send all the takedown requests it wants, nothing in the rulebook says you can’t post Olympics Spuds MacKenzie
The answer is ALWAYS..... JAWS
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The answer is ALWAYS..... JAWS
Grammatically it feels like it should be "Grounds-Hog Day"
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Grammatically it feels like it should be "Grounds-Hog Day"
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This is sort of a throughline in cases of excessive force used by law enforcement. The civilian is supposed to perfectly adhere to some unwritten code of conduct; the armed professional supposedly trained for such situations is only human & must be given lattitude if they succumb to fear and rage.
The administration is insisting that its masked goons are so emotionally stunted that words can launch them into a murderous rage.
"Our professionals are just ordinary people so ordinary people better act professionally around them, or else."
"Our professionals are just ordinary people so ordinary people better act professionally around them, or else."
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This is sort of a throughline in cases of excessive force used by law enforcement. The civilian is supposed to perfectly adhere to some unwritten code of conduct; the armed professional supposedly trained for such situations is only human & must be given lattitude if they succumb to fear and rage.
Whither the "She Shed" Liam?
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Whither the "She Shed" Liam?
Didn't expect the Fox NFL booth to be "Honkin' on Bobo" but here we are. I know @davidjroth.bsky.social is pumped
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Didn't expect the Fox NFL booth to be "Honkin' on Bobo" but here we are. I know @davidjroth.bsky.social is pumped
@davidjroth.bsky.social Hey man, enjoyed the Distraction and damn did I need one. I'm regards to the final q on the pod, who's the coolest guy in the Hall of Fame? Is it an obvious person like Ricky Henderson, or is it maybe a little more niche dude like Dave Parker? S***, Yogi Berra?
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social Hey man, enjoyed the Distraction and damn did I need one. I'm regards to the final q on the pod, who's the coolest guy in the Hall of Fame? Is it an obvious person like Ricky Henderson, or is it maybe a little more niche dude like Dave Parker? S***, Yogi Berra?
So listen, I'm not saying there are war crimes afoot, but I am saying that my randomly generated computer lockscreen is currently a photo of The Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So listen, I'm not saying there are war crimes afoot, but I am saying that my randomly generated computer lockscreen is currently a photo of The Hague.
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“How you doing as a historian with all this?”
Me:
Me:
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
ALT: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“How you doing as a historian with all this?”
Me:
Me:
Fire Horse!
(PSA it’s not the year of the horse until lunar new year in mid Feb)
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Fire Horse!
@shuukes.bsky.social happy new year Mike!
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
@shuukes.bsky.social happy new year Mike!
@davidjroth.bsky.social Happy New Year dude
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social Happy New Year dude
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
@mobute.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social really worked the bits on the new ep of Christmastown. Going to have to add "Discrete handjob Park: Midtown South" to my lexicon
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@mobute.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social really worked the bits on the new ep of Christmastown. Going to have to add "Discrete handjob Park: Midtown South" to my lexicon
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"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
@pjsauer.bsky.social That was a really cool lecture on O'Henry today. Thanks for the eggnog too dude! I'll have to pop over to Fort Greene for a beverage with you folks the week of Christmas if you're around so I can return the favor 😁
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@pjsauer.bsky.social That was a really cool lecture on O'Henry today. Thanks for the eggnog too dude! I'll have to pop over to Fort Greene for a beverage with you folks the week of Christmas if you're around so I can return the favor 😁
Hit her with the Maury Povich Special
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hit her with the Maury Povich Special
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social 122 off the bat!!!?!!! Tony don't kill 'em!
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social 122 off the bat!!!?!!! Tony don't kill 'em!
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Many people are saying this.
Good morning.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Many people are saying this.
So help me understand @davidjroth.bsky.social , you're telling me that @drewmagary.bsky.social took one of the all-time Hall of Fame worst food takes ever regarding chocolate? Is that what we're doing here?!? 😉
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
So help me understand @davidjroth.bsky.social , you're telling me that @drewmagary.bsky.social took one of the all-time Hall of Fame worst food takes ever regarding chocolate? Is that what we're doing here?!? 😉
I have a theory about Faiccos on Bleeker and Kossars on Grand. You go to each respectively for a sandwich, or a bagel/bialy. Also, you always end up leaving with a tomato focaccia or a chocolate babka as well. They're not the reason you went but your damn glad to bring them home. #SandwichesofNYC
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have a theory about Faiccos on Bleeker and Kossars on Grand. You go to each respectively for a sandwich, or a bagel/bialy. Also, you always end up leaving with a tomato focaccia or a chocolate babka as well. They're not the reason you went but your damn glad to bring them home. #SandwichesofNYC
Just reminding everybody of this all-time great bit and wondering if Megyn Kelly believes in hell. #Technically www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
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November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Just reminding everybody of this all-time great bit and wondering if Megyn Kelly believes in hell. #Technically www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C...
@davidjroth.bsky.social you and @mobute.bsky.social have been sitting on "Great Yiddish Bake-Off" for 3 years?!? I'm cackling on the L train.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social you and @mobute.bsky.social have been sitting on "Great Yiddish Bake-Off" for 3 years?!? I'm cackling on the L train.