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Amateur Tourist. Enjoyer of Beer. Former Olympic binge watcher.
ON, 🇨🇦
#CanadaStrong
#Never51
#ElbowsUp
The United States is coming apart at the seams. It’s hard to watch.
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Canada's exports to China: 3.9% of overall exports.
America's exports to China: 7.1% of overall exports.

Kindly fuck off, Donald.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
It’s time for the world to boycott the World Cup.

It’s time for the World to boycott the Olympics.

It’s time for the world to boycott the UNITED STATES!
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Donald Trumps Board of Peace hasn’t awarded him the “Bored of Peace Prize” yet.

What’s going on?
January 24, 2026 at 2:39 PM
It’s time for an official travel advisory to the US @mark-carney.bsky.social
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Happy Friday Everyone.
Stay warm and stay thirsty!
#Cheers
@randomsecretary.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Canadian soldiers returning from Afghanistan after “doing nothing for the USA.”

Fuck YOU Donald Trump! 🤬
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Ooof
Breaking: Trump annexes Gangreneland
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I have an idea for a new cologne!

It’s called “Dirty Winter Coat”

Every Canadian should wear it.
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
NATO just gave Trump the “Greenland Peace Prize” and he TACO’d
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Trump said of Greenland, “They called me daddy. A very smart man said, ‘He’s our daddy, he’s running it.”

I think he’s confusing Greenland with a different island.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This sums it up perfectly
Trump was trying to give Greenland a derogatory nickname like "Meatball Ron" or "Little Marco." It's just a sheet of ice, he said, so fuck you "Iceland," you nasty popsicle--forgetting that there's already a country called Iceland.
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
There is zero chance he understood or had any comprehension of Mark Carney’s statements. None.
Trump: "Canada gets a lot of freebies from us. They should be grateful but they're not. He watched your prime minister yesterday. He wasn't so grateful. But they should be grateful to us. Canada. Canada lives because of the United States. Remember that, Mark, next time you make your statements"
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Are you listening Alberta?….

“we’ll take the majority of Venezuelan exports”
VARNEY: Are we now actively selling the oil we're taking from Venezuelan tankers?

ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT: Oh, absolutely

VARNEY: How much of that oil are we going to take?

WRIGHT: We'll take the majority of Venezuelan exports
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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To recap: the two major parties refuse to rein in the reign of a demented sociopathic king who daily is marching us into both World War III and the next Civil War simultaneously because a Black president once made fun of him and also the Special Boy wasn't given the Shiny Golden Medal he covets
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Outstanding!
NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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World War I: Allied Powers vs Germany

World War II: Allied Powers vs Germany, Japan

World III: The World vs Trump, Epstein Files
January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Tom Ackerley just gave me his wedding ring. That means I’m now married to Margot Robbie right? Right?
Machado confirms that she gave Trump her Nobel Peace Prize

..despite the fact that the Nobel commission has issued a statement that this kind f gesture is prohibited.
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This is unbelievable.
🤯 The scale of the fiber optic web from FPV in the Donetsk region.
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Exactly. Also, if Greenland changed its name to Epstein Island, Trump would never mention it again.
If the Nobel Committee were to say that the reason they can’t give Trump the peace prize is because of ICE that shit would be shut down in 24 hours
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Time for a travel advisory to the US @mark-carney.bsky.social
Craig: "In my district, 2 days ago a special ed teacher pulled into her school parking lot, her windows were smashed, she was taken & detained for 12 hours. I've never seen such an out of control agency. That's why as soon as I leave, I'm joining a group to file articles of impeachment against Noem"
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Donald Trump pictured yesterday walking past a framed print of the US Constitution.
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM