Michael Cherniak
@michaelcherniak.bsky.social
Writer. No, mom, you still haven’t seen anything I’ve done.
There’s a line in Kraven The Hunter that I can’t get out of my head. It breaks my brain that someone wrote it.
“My grandmother died, and then I never saw her again”
“My grandmother died, and then I never saw her again”
December 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
There’s a line in Kraven The Hunter that I can’t get out of my head. It breaks my brain that someone wrote it.
“My grandmother died, and then I never saw her again”
“My grandmother died, and then I never saw her again”
Looks like someone saw Anora
November 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Looks like someone saw Anora
It’s kinda messed up that The Watchers Council paid watchers but not the slayer.
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
It’s kinda messed up that The Watchers Council paid watchers but not the slayer.
Now watching Dune: Prophecy. Totally forgot this show started last week. I haven’t seen people talk about it.
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Now watching Dune: Prophecy. Totally forgot this show started last week. I haven’t seen people talk about it.
I’m finally watching Hot Frosty. Love a good cheesy romance so this should be exciting
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I’m finally watching Hot Frosty. Love a good cheesy romance so this should be exciting
I’m rewatching Buffy and it’s wild looking back and seeing there was only a 3 month span between the end of season 1 and the beginning of season 2. Crazy to think now!
November 9, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I’m rewatching Buffy and it’s wild looking back and seeing there was only a 3 month span between the end of season 1 and the beginning of season 2. Crazy to think now!
A frawd mawaige?? Now watching Anora!
November 8, 2024 at 10:49 PM
A frawd mawaige?? Now watching Anora!
Pitching scripts right now is like asking the popular girl at school out.
October 3, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Pitching scripts right now is like asking the popular girl at school out.
Strikes been over for a day and I already have a meeting with a studio.
September 28, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Strikes been over for a day and I already have a meeting with a studio.
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September 25, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Every studios phone right now getting calls from writers
September 25, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Every studios phone right now getting calls from writers
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(Fred Schneider voice) finger blasted at the beetlejuice show
September 16, 2023 at 1:20 AM
(Fred Schneider voice) finger blasted at the beetlejuice show
Any writer-y friends on here wanna do a peer review of a feature script?
September 14, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Any writer-y friends on here wanna do a peer review of a feature script?
2 years ago we started writing Somnium. 6mo after that we made this short. Now there’s a feature length script version ready to sell as soon as the strike lifts. Watch SOMNIUM now! youtu.be/Nv6HludszWE?...
September 12, 2023 at 2:43 PM
2 years ago we started writing Somnium. 6mo after that we made this short. Now there’s a feature length script version ready to sell as soon as the strike lifts. Watch SOMNIUM now! youtu.be/Nv6HludszWE?...
Reposted by Michael Cherniak
cop: is this your chocolate factory?
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
August 16, 2023 at 3:19 PM
cop: is this your chocolate factory?
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
Today I learned 1 in 4 animals in the world are beetles and 1 in 7 people are gay. So that means every other Beetle is gay.
September 8, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Today I learned 1 in 4 animals in the world are beetles and 1 in 7 people are gay. So that means every other Beetle is gay.
Jokes on you, writer strike I'm already used to not getting paid for scripts
July 8, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Jokes on you, writer strike I'm already used to not getting paid for scripts
Dog food is basically just dry cereal and my dog eats it for every meal and I love that we have that in common.
July 7, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Dog food is basically just dry cereal and my dog eats it for every meal and I love that we have that in common.
Finally, the biography I deserve
July 7, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Finally, the biography I deserve
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On the one hand I’m against AI generated content on principle, but on the other
July 7, 2023 at 2:53 PM
On the one hand I’m against AI generated content on principle, but on the other
If you're concerned about leaving Twitter just know that Kid Rock is currently trending there
July 6, 2023 at 6:04 PM
If you're concerned about leaving Twitter just know that Kid Rock is currently trending there
I've removed my 20s for tax reasons.
July 6, 2023 at 6:01 PM
I've removed my 20s for tax reasons.
Reposted by Michael Cherniak
I've said it before, I'll say it again: if your fav show is on forced hiatus bc of what's going on over in hollywood, the correct framing is "shows are not filming bc studios refuse to pay their writers a living wage, forcing writers to strike" NOT "shows are not filming bc of the writers strike"
July 6, 2023 at 4:33 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: if your fav show is on forced hiatus bc of what's going on over in hollywood, the correct framing is "shows are not filming bc studios refuse to pay their writers a living wage, forcing writers to strike" NOT "shows are not filming bc of the writers strike"
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Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
July 6, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
Wild to me that some production services for Film/TV are just "pay me cause I know people". Anyways, if you wanna do film in Syracuse, NY pay me because I know people.
July 6, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Wild to me that some production services for Film/TV are just "pay me cause I know people". Anyways, if you wanna do film in Syracuse, NY pay me because I know people.