Mike Chapman
@michaelchapman.bsky.social
Nerd, restaurant operator, dog dad, general nuisance. Largely serving forehead and opinions cribbed from better thinkers. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Dear Lord, six whole months exclusively logged into the Alt.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
June 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dear Lord, six whole months exclusively logged into the Alt.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
2025 being an utter cunt almost immediately. RIP The Vivienne 💔
January 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
2025 being an utter cunt almost immediately. RIP The Vivienne 💔
I don’t know when watching Ghost became a Festive tradition in my house, but every year I applaud the decision. Ugly crying in December is a lewk.
December 28, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I don’t know when watching Ghost became a Festive tradition in my house, but every year I applaud the decision. Ugly crying in December is a lewk.
Hello regular Bluesky. Spent nearly a full week logged in on the alt. The things I have seen, the outstanding things I have seen.
December 1, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Hello regular Bluesky. Spent nearly a full week logged in on the alt. The things I have seen, the outstanding things I have seen.
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Come for the picture, stay for the alt text.
November 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Come for the picture, stay for the alt text.
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Gaetz withdraws as Trump's attorney general pick
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I mean this shit does nothing for my business, but it is pretty.
November 20, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I mean this shit does nothing for my business, but it is pretty.
Well the bird site had an alt, so here we go again…
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Well the bird site had an alt, so here we go again…
The main follows have proven to be a lot spicier than even the alt on bird site. And I’m here for that.
November 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The main follows have proven to be a lot spicier than even the alt on bird site. And I’m here for that.
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Support #Trans people - please and thank you :) xx
a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it
Alt: a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Support #Trans people - please and thank you :) xx
Still in work, slightly bored, nudes wouldn’t not be appreciated.
November 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Still in work, slightly bored, nudes wouldn’t not be appreciated.
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I love the thought of the swivel-eyed racists and homophobes scouring X looking for people to abuse and we’re all here having a good time
a man wearing glasses and a hat is drinking from a plastic cup
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is drinking from a plastic cup
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I love the thought of the swivel-eyed racists and homophobes scouring X looking for people to abuse and we’re all here having a good time
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STARBASE 80?!
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
youtu.be
November 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
STARBASE 80?!
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
I mean it was obvious RFK was going to get HHS, and that’s terrifying by itself, but after putting up a nonce for AG, it feels like an anti-climax.
November 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I mean it was obvious RFK was going to get HHS, and that’s terrifying by itself, but after putting up a nonce for AG, it feels like an anti-climax.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Bird site? Completed it mate…
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Bird site? Completed it mate…
Chilli & Coconut Rice at half past midnight, why not? Doesn’t do any harm to give your insides an overnight work out every now and then.
November 14, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Chilli & Coconut Rice at half past midnight, why not? Doesn’t do any harm to give your insides an overnight work out every now and then.
So my following/followers so far is an even split of ‘American Politics & Gay Thirst Traps’
a picture of a woman with horns and the words my plan is working perfectly
ALT: a picture of a woman with horns and the words my plan is working perfectly
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
So my following/followers so far is an even split of ‘American Politics & Gay Thirst Traps’
I mean, all of the picks so far have elicited a ‘what the fuckery?’ response, but AG Matt ‘fucking’ Gaetz?
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I mean, all of the picks so far have elicited a ‘what the fuckery?’ response, but AG Matt ‘fucking’ Gaetz?
Forgetting to put the Dogs in their den before going to work has left my hallway floor…well, I’ll know better when I can see it again. At least they’ve had a fun afternoon.
November 13, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Forgetting to put the Dogs in their den before going to work has left my hallway floor…well, I’ll know better when I can see it again. At least they’ve had a fun afternoon.
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To celebrate 2,000 BlueSky followers, I'm going to do a little giveaway.
Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.
You have until noon on Sunday 17th November
Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.
You have until noon on Sunday 17th November
a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "
ALT: a man wearing a floral sweater says " and good luck with that "
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 9:09 AM
To celebrate 2,000 BlueSky followers, I'm going to do a little giveaway.
Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.
You have until noon on Sunday 17th November
Repost and follow and I'll pick one lucky person at random to win a 12-month Gift Subscription at Bert's Books worth OVER £100.
You have until noon on Sunday 17th November