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Michael Apter
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@memorialdevice.bsky.social Alternative National Treasure. #LFC. #SmallBusiness owner. #Edinburgh. #Retail. #Music. #Politics. The most ill considered opinions are probably mine.
I refused to read this Guardian article yesterday. The interviewees need psychoanalysis, not a platform for their delusions. Absolutely no one involved in this story comes out of it with any credit
The first point here is she isn't his girlfriend; she's a sycophantic computer programme he's set up to praise him.

We need to stop indulging this
January 11, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Reposted by Michael Apter
i don't know who needs to hear this (everyone) but Bob Mortimer is on Would I Lie to You tonight
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
He's immortal, isn't he?

Ten years in the blink of an eye. Bloody hell.

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David Bowie - Lazarus (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by David Bowie
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January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Celtic have already gone back to Brendan and Martin O'Neilk.

Now it's time to go back to another one of their old boys with a track record in steadying ships in turbulent waters. #amirite #bigsam
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
What a coup!
This is the first time in history that the holder of the FIFA Peace prize has captured the leader of a sovereign nation.
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Living on the road my friend
Was gonna keep you free and clean
And now you wear your skin like iron
And your breath as hard as kerosene

I love a song that tells a tale, and Pancho & Lefty is a very fine tale.
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December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Harper Collins published a Walliams book called & The Blunders' a couple of years ago. Possibly a critique of their Board members.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Twenty Four Years since we lost Stuart Adamson, lead singer of Big Country. youtu.be/l90asFOSxF8?...
Big Country live at Barrowlands 1983 (full concert)
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December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Izziaffiz Booze?

youtu.be/a0rgETg2Hoo

RIP Stanley Baxter - a genuine genius.
upatra burd's
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December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm not interested in scapegoats or blame games. I think this squad, this club, is dealing with a collective trauma that has really impacted on their emotional resilience and created fragility and loss of confidence. It's genuinely painful to see how it manifests during the game...
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Cast. Alright.

They played a few Nuggets.

#IYKYK
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This statement from the SYP Federation is beyond contempt.

South Yorkshire Police officers engaged in lies, deception and deceit on the day of the Hillsborough Disaster. They were complicit in the subsequent cover up and the denial of of culpability.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Hillsborough families decry ‘bitter injustice’ that no officers will face disciplinary proceedings
None of the former officers named by the IOPC will face disciplinary proceedings because they have all retired
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Beyond parody. You'd be hard pressed to find a group of people that take themselves so self regardingly seriously, and yet are amongst the least serious politicians on the planet. An absolute shower of shockers, every single one of them.
#splitters

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Your Party conference thrown into chaos as Zarah Sultana boycotts first day
Sultana skips Saturday’s proceeding in solidarity with delegates expelled over links to other parties
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Catch These Fists.

Catch This Band.

#wetleg #moisturizer #glasgow
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A wee trip to see the Hibees today. They should have won by 4 or 5 goals, but 2-0 was very comfortable. Some decent football on display.
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The less said the better, regarding the Liverpool result today. As the old song goes, we hate Nottingham Forest, and it remains the case. Anyone who saw Robbo after the Scotland game should understand what they are going through at the moment, still a *lot* of slack to be cut for the team #YNWA 🧣
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Neeeeerrrrrrrrrddding out to this today has been an absolute tonic #Beatles #Anthology
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Years ago I took my youngest brother to see The Charlatans at St George's Hall in Blackburn. We were amongat the first people in the door, and as I was getting my bearings Mani swaygered past us in full Madchester clobber, loudly enquiring "where's the baaaaaar"? Bless him, I hope he's found the bar
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Very late to this particular gathering, but I am obsessed with this Nick Cave cover of Cosmic Dancer. It was released during the first lockdown in 2020, and I was somewhat preoccupied with other matters. It's an absolutely captivating, beautiful version. Enjoy it.

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Nick Cave - Cosmic Dancer (Official Video)
YouTube video by T. Rex
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November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Robbo in bits talking about Diogo, and then about King Kenny with Kelly D 😭 #Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Oh my fucking word
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A reminder. 🤷
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, fuck Real Madrid
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM