Michael Alan Peck
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Tomorrow is the last day of this holiday toy drive for Chicago families impacted by ICE. 41 of the 60 kids who were registered have had a present purchased.
Organizers are hoping every child and family can receive a gift. Let's help them reach their goal!
Venmo: KHPWtoydrive
Organizers are hoping every child and family can receive a gift. Let's help them reach their goal!
Venmo: KHPWtoydrive
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tomorrow is the last day of this holiday toy drive for Chicago families impacted by ICE. 41 of the 60 kids who were registered have had a present purchased.
Organizers are hoping every child and family can receive a gift. Let's help them reach their goal!
Venmo: KHPWtoydrive
Organizers are hoping every child and family can receive a gift. Let's help them reach their goal!
Venmo: KHPWtoydrive
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
So...just like 2025.
So...just like 2025.
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
So...just like 2025.
So...just like 2025.
A favorite of mine, and she absolutely demolishes it.
here is something beautiful. i've heard this song many times but never like this.
Khatia Buniatishvili - Rhapsody in Blue
YouTube video by Chicken Man
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December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A favorite of mine, and she absolutely demolishes it.
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric the half a brie
Eric the half a brie
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric the half a brie
Eric the half a brie
“As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better.” — Steve Martin
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better.” — Steve Martin
I've got the perfect Midas joke—it's comedy gold.
I can’t quite craft this joke about Prometheus and it’s really eating me
I keep trying this joke about Sisyphus but i cant quite get it there....
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I've got the perfect Midas joke—it's comedy gold.
It’s nearly 11 at night. Single-digit temperatures. And a guy in shorts and a hoodie just jogged past our windows, headed south on Glenwood.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s nearly 11 at night. Single-digit temperatures. And a guy in shorts and a hoodie just jogged past our windows, headed south on Glenwood.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
Reposted by Michael Alan Peck
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
No surprises here.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No surprises here.
He bought his fuckin' button, Charlie Brown!
We're all busy little bees, full of stings, making honey day and night, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
He bought his fuckin' button, Charlie Brown!
A joyous day to all who celebrate. (And anyone who's read my books knows why I do.)
Break out the calculators: November 23 is Fibonacci Sequence Day
The cornerstone of modern math wouldn’t be possible without the Hindu-Arabic numerical system.
www.popsci.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A joyous day to all who celebrate. (And anyone who's read my books knows why I do.)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Patti Smith
William Basinski
Wussy
Dave Brubeck
Kronos Quartet
Patti Smith
William Basinski
Wussy
Dave Brubeck
Kronos Quartet
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Japanese Breakfast
Paul Simon
The National/War on Drugs
Black Pumas
Boygenius
Japanese Breakfast
Paul Simon
The National/War on Drugs
Black Pumas
Boygenius
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Chicago Farmer
Kelsey Waldon
Charlie Parr
Lucinda Williams
Dom Flemons
Chicago Farmer
Kelsey Waldon
Charlie Parr
Lucinda Williams
Dom Flemons
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Patti Smith
William Basinski
Wussy
Dave Brubeck
Kronos Quartet
Patti Smith
William Basinski
Wussy
Dave Brubeck
Kronos Quartet
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Quote of the Evening
"I got chicken water on my socks!" — My Wife
"I got chicken water on my socks!" — My Wife
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Quote of the Evening
"I got chicken water on my socks!" — My Wife
"I got chicken water on my socks!" — My Wife
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
The Cylons are not as formidable as I was told they'd be.
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Cylons are not as formidable as I was told they'd be.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.”
— William “Bunk” Moreland
— William “Bunk” Moreland
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.”
— William “Bunk” Moreland
— William “Bunk” Moreland
![A car with a bumper sticker on the back that says, "I [HEART] AGING & DYING."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3lltzaqx263wmc4gbgipaxkd/bafkreiahumosof67fbbf6ylnplw7keiegt6e74blkxofs7zirhgwluhp74@jpeg)
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
I'm grateful for AI. It helps me in my work every day. I do things with it that I could never do without it.
But the perfect illustration of what it's like to work with any AI tool on a daily basis?
Rocket and Yondu trying to get Baby Groot to help them break out of jail.
But the perfect illustration of what it's like to work with any AI tool on a daily basis?
Rocket and Yondu trying to get Baby Groot to help them break out of jail.
Baby Groot Trying to Find Yondu's Fin - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) Movie Clip HD
YouTube video by TopMovieClips
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September 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm grateful for AI. It helps me in my work every day. I do things with it that I could never do without it.
But the perfect illustration of what it's like to work with any AI tool on a daily basis?
Rocket and Yondu trying to get Baby Groot to help them break out of jail.
But the perfect illustration of what it's like to work with any AI tool on a daily basis?
Rocket and Yondu trying to get Baby Groot to help them break out of jail.