“I’m still young and fun, I swear” I whisper to myself as I spend my break at my desk eating a kale salad and listening to a podcast about architecture while I angrily email my MLA for the third time this month

Men crafting dating app bios that read like the only journal entry of an NPC skeleton in the first vestibule of a Dwemer ruin:

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Me, last week, eating Shreddies for dinner multiple evenings in a row: yikes

Me, this week, eating Shreddies for dinner multiple evenings in a row: patriotic?

Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?

ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974

Not chaotic as in ‘lots of personal drama’, chaotic like ‘oh look, my passport - didn’t realize I was keeping that in there’

ME: and make mine a double

WAITER: your..your tater tots?

ME: you heard me

Always about one minor inconvenience away from starting a new Fallout4 playthrough

I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them