Thee Jen 🐝
@metryjen.bsky.social
She/her. KHive4Life. Like cooking, sci-fi/fantasy (novels, not cartoons), liberal arts (all the arts), hip-hop, tech, growing stuff (including growing humans). Also parentheticals.
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Thee Jen 🐝
@metryjen.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Y'all please wash your hands thoroughly in this season of sickness
"Just going to scrape the old paint off the garage door real quick, should be easy. It's mostly peeling already" she said. A week later
a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
ALT: a woman in a suit is saying everything hurts and i 'm dying
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January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
"Just going to scrape the old paint off the garage door real quick, should be easy. It's mostly peeling already" she said. A week later
Ok Mirriam Webster, now y'all are just fucking with me.
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ok Mirriam Webster, now y'all are just fucking with me.
The nice thing about wood is that if some dude leaves big pieces sitting around outside, which are too heavy for you to move, eventually they will simply rot and then be nicely portable yay #HomeImprovement
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The nice thing about wood is that if some dude leaves big pieces sitting around outside, which are too heavy for you to move, eventually they will simply rot and then be nicely portable yay #HomeImprovement
Anybody want to help me pick paint colors for my big garage door? It's detached with fencing so you can't tell it's part of the house, so the idea is to choose a color that carries through to the patio and brick (inspo photo with my boy Luke on the left)
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Anybody want to help me pick paint colors for my big garage door? It's detached with fencing so you can't tell it's part of the house, so the idea is to choose a color that carries through to the patio and brick (inspo photo with my boy Luke on the left)
Days like today remind me that whatever I may think in August, I doubt I actually could handle northern weather 🥶❄️🧊
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Days like today remind me that whatever I may think in August, I doubt I actually could handle northern weather 🥶❄️🧊
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Its illogical how cathartic I feel to redecorate after a breakup, it's not like those dudes GAF about decor (or most of my interests) beyond "where can I put my video game and/or things that should have been left at the bar" anyway 😂 But it is, plus look at how cute this print & new bedspread are!
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Its illogical how cathartic I feel to redecorate after a breakup, it's not like those dudes GAF about decor (or most of my interests) beyond "where can I put my video game and/or things that should have been left at the bar" anyway 😂 But it is, plus look at how cute this print & new bedspread are!
Y'all I think I screwed up parenting. I got one of those Wu-Tang for President 93 shirts, and showed my teen.
Me (very seriously): Wu-Tang is for the Children, you know.
Them (also very seriously): we still haven't learned a lot about US elections in Civics class.
😂😭🫣
Me (very seriously): Wu-Tang is for the Children, you know.
Them (also very seriously): we still haven't learned a lot about US elections in Civics class.
😂😭🫣
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Y'all I think I screwed up parenting. I got one of those Wu-Tang for President 93 shirts, and showed my teen.
Me (very seriously): Wu-Tang is for the Children, you know.
Them (also very seriously): we still haven't learned a lot about US elections in Civics class.
😂😭🫣
Me (very seriously): Wu-Tang is for the Children, you know.
Them (also very seriously): we still haven't learned a lot about US elections in Civics class.
😂😭🫣
Ok guys, I'm sold. ChatGPT is actually kind of amazing.
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Ok guys, I'm sold. ChatGPT is actually kind of amazing.
Is there a remix already with Friday I'm in Love & and Club Action (fuck that shit), because they're both in my head right now. Could be adhd could be a real song lol
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Is there a remix already with Friday I'm in Love & and Club Action (fuck that shit), because they're both in my head right now. Could be adhd could be a real song lol
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White NYPD cop pepper-spraying a Black cop. Savin' us from The Dangerous Immigrants, they are, under the eyes of the Statue of Liberty ("give me your tired, your poor"). Cue the Benny Hill "Yakety Sax" music.
Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
White NYPD cop pepper-spraying a Black cop. Savin' us from The Dangerous Immigrants, they are, under the eyes of the Statue of Liberty ("give me your tired, your poor"). Cue the Benny Hill "Yakety Sax" music.
I wish somebody would tell these word game people that dimed is absolutely a word. Here I am, diming out Octordle to the general public. See how that works?
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I wish somebody would tell these word game people that dimed is absolutely a word. Here I am, diming out Octordle to the general public. See how that works?
Thinking about it, and it makes no sense that bitch is considered worse than dick, as a pejorative.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thinking about it, and it makes no sense that bitch is considered worse than dick, as a pejorative.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
A bitch is just chilling and taking care of her puppies, whereas a dick is literally uptight, overly sensitive, and trying to be all up in somebody's business.
Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??
September 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??
Congrats to Ms Cardi B!! She deserves this happiness and I hope her partner is worthy of the chance she is giving him.
www.cbsnews.com/news/cardi-b...
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Cardi B reveals she's expecting baby with Stefon Diggs, reflects on falling in love again in "CBS Mornings" interview
Cardi B confirmed on "CBS Mornings" that she is having a baby with boyfriend, NFL wide receiver Stefon Diggs.
www.cbsnews.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Congrats to Ms Cardi B!! She deserves this happiness and I hope her partner is worthy of the chance she is giving him.
www.cbsnews.com/news/cardi-b...
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Only in America would a government spend $167,000 to destroy $10 million dollars worth of IUDs and birth control pills. Fucking idiotic #kakistocracy
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
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$10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Officials
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Only in America would a government spend $167,000 to destroy $10 million dollars worth of IUDs and birth control pills. Fucking idiotic #kakistocracy
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
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The MSM is already fucking up the Charlie Kirk story.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The MSM is already fucking up the Charlie Kirk story.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
He was not a conservative activist. He was a racist right wing turd that used his platform to further racism around the country.
His entire brand started because he was upset a BW got a military academy slot he felt like he was entitled to.
Y'all something is wrong with me. I have had a dog named Luke for like 6 months now and somehow only just made my first Star Wars joke about him
September 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Y'all something is wrong with me. I have had a dog named Luke for like 6 months now and somehow only just made my first Star Wars joke about him
This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.
August 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.
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August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM