Thee Jen 🐝
@metryjen.bsky.social
She/her. KHive4Life. Like cooking, sci-fi/fantasy (novels, not cartoons), liberal arts (all the arts), hip-hop, tech, growing stuff (including growing humans). Also parentheticals.
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Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??
September 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??
This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.
August 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.
Got a missing baby, y'all #nolatwitter #nolasky 12 yo Hispanic boy, Bryan Vasquez, and he's non-verbal so remain chill if you see him & call NOPD 7th district 504-658-6070 or 911
August 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Got a missing baby, y'all #nolatwitter #nolasky 12 yo Hispanic boy, Bryan Vasquez, and he's non-verbal so remain chill if you see him & call NOPD 7th district 504-658-6070 or 911
Even the fireworks by me weren't as nice as usual, not sure if my neighbors are as disenchanted with the holiday as we are or they are just feeling the pinch of rising prices. Oh well, I got my new flag up: for the spirit of the season
July 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Even the fireworks by me weren't as nice as usual, not sure if my neighbors are as disenchanted with the holiday as we are or they are just feeling the pinch of rising prices. Oh well, I got my new flag up: for the spirit of the season
Happy birthday, daddy, I miss you.
June 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy birthday, daddy, I miss you.
Not me looking for an emoji of a kitchen sink for my chores app and getting the Titanic 😂
June 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not me looking for an emoji of a kitchen sink for my chores app and getting the Titanic 😂
I think they're on to something.
May 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think they're on to something.
Alas the answer to the clue "To-do pile's place" in today's NY Times crossword is unlikely to be "TRASH"
May 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Alas the answer to the clue "To-do pile's place" in today's NY Times crossword is unlikely to be "TRASH"
My teenager is starting to know me as a person lmao Happy belated #mothersday witches
May 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My teenager is starting to know me as a person lmao Happy belated #mothersday witches
Wish my day was even half this chill
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wish my day was even half this chill
Lol apparently the trick on getting the dog and the cat to sit quietly is a) letting the dog on the couch and b) needing to get up to get ready for work.
May 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Lol apparently the trick on getting the dog and the cat to sit quietly is a) letting the dog on the couch and b) needing to get up to get ready for work.
What is this??? Does Microsoft really think we needed new options for copy/paste? I mean, we kind of did (as somebody that pastes unformatted all the damned time) but the odds of anybody over 10yo remembering it exists is virtually nil.
May 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What is this??? Does Microsoft really think we needed new options for copy/paste? I mean, we kind of did (as somebody that pastes unformatted all the damned time) but the odds of anybody over 10yo remembering it exists is virtually nil.
My kids went to see Kendrick Lamar in ATL and all I got was to walk their neurotic dog (who checks their cars every time to see if this time they're just hiding in there)
May 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My kids went to see Kendrick Lamar in ATL and all I got was to walk their neurotic dog (who checks their cars every time to see if this time they're just hiding in there)
I have doomed myself. Bought a bag of that Royal Canin Great Dane food to see whether its worth the hype and a) Luke fucking LOVES it, b) he refuses to eat his other food, c) the cats want it to (first ingredient is chicken fat apparently). That shit is $100 a bag!! What have I done? 😭
April 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have doomed myself. Bought a bag of that Royal Canin Great Dane food to see whether its worth the hype and a) Luke fucking LOVES it, b) he refuses to eat his other food, c) the cats want it to (first ingredient is chicken fat apparently). That shit is $100 a bag!! What have I done? 😭
Walgreen's line so busy the ducks are just chilling in the middle
April 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Walgreen's line so busy the ducks are just chilling in the middle
Bit late because it's always busy busy, but happy belated crawfish day (Good Friday) to all those who celebrate!
April 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Bit late because it's always busy busy, but happy belated crawfish day (Good Friday) to all those who celebrate!
Sure thing, Todoist, remain calm 🙄
April 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sure thing, Todoist, remain calm 🙄
Goddamn YT why you gotta make me feel old like this
March 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Goddamn YT why you gotta make me feel old like this
Goddamn YT why you gotta make me feel old like this
March 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Goddamn YT why you gotta make me feel old like this
Spoiled rotten lol. Oh well, nobody but him liked that scratchy pillow cover from Pottery Barn anyway
March 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Spoiled rotten lol. Oh well, nobody but him liked that scratchy pillow cover from Pottery Barn anyway
I think maybe the dog wants to go for a drive 😂
March 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I think maybe the dog wants to go for a drive 😂
Y'alllllll my boy Luke loves bubbles. Did you know you wanted to see a giant dog pony frolic today with bacon scented bubbles? Well here's your chance.
March 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Y'alllllll my boy Luke loves bubbles. Did you know you wanted to see a giant dog pony frolic today with bacon scented bubbles? Well here's your chance.
He's such a sweet boy!!
February 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
He's such a sweet boy!!
Lmao I just realized that I got that hot fireman/rescue puppy calendar this year, and by mid-Feb I had adopted a rescue dog. Next year I need a calendar of hot firemen doing chores, since the subliminal messaging seems to work on me 😂 Anyway Luke is doing great!
February 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Lmao I just realized that I got that hot fireman/rescue puppy calendar this year, and by mid-Feb I had adopted a rescue dog. Next year I need a calendar of hot firemen doing chores, since the subliminal messaging seems to work on me 😂 Anyway Luke is doing great!