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powderedsugarbear.bsky.social
'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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cwebbonline.com
FOLKS NEED TO REALIZE HOW HUGE THIS IS

For the first time in modern Texas history, Dems have candidates running in every state and federal race on the 2026 ballot.

That includes all congressional seats, every state House and state Senate race, plus statewide judicial and State Board of Education.
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a shorthaired what and tabby cat, sitting on an ornate wooden chair, seeming to scritch its claws on the finely caned back panel.
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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shlerbe.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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wolfskulljack.bsky.social
A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter
Hamster comic reads ‘I’ve lost count of how many days I’ve spent in this rodent body. Time moves differently here. My estimate is one more human year to find Fenrir and release him so that I can gain my God form’ One eyed hamster page that reads Odin The All Hamster Hamster comic that reads ‘This is now my third residence with a human. This particular female seems overly attentive’ Comic page that reads ‘ Human offers me tribute of song. Hold me closer tiny hamster, sing us a song you’re a hamster man, Rhythm is a hamster, it’s beginning to look like hamster’ And of treats. This pleases me
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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baron-engel.bsky.social
Vinyl Scratch slowly removed her sunglass and smiled as she saw Octavia step out on the balcony of the bar. Arching an eyebrow the unicorn took in her partner and the outfit she was wearing.

"Nice babe. Very nice!"

This is my first piece of 2026.

This piece is for sale

#mlp #anthro #vinylscratch
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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effinbirds.com
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "it's too early in the morning for me to try"
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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urzaz.bsky.social
*repetitive strain injury from tapping the sign*
modified from mysillycomics' "a true conversationalist" A guy says "hey 1979 IBM training manual hows it goin?" Photograph of said manual reads: "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION" *the guy looks on with a melancholy expression* "yea"
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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mollyploofkins.bsky.social
'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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sweetlychii.bsky.social
Based this illustration on this amazing painting, though with the original strap placement as inspiration
January 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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bschillace.brandyschillace.com
I present the #cat semi colon
(Cc @bcdreyer.social)
Two black cats asleep on a white comforter. The top most is in a tight ball and the one below in a curly comma shape
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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tiinamenzel.bsky.social
bye 2025👋
3 panel-comic of a black cat that is sitting close to the number 2025, then looks at it and then pushes it down, so that 2025 drops from the table.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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microsff.com
"Can you open one of these?" the treasure hunter asked.

He showed the witch an egg shell, with an intricate pattern of silk thread knotted around it.

"Put that back!"

"There's something inside, it must be valuable. But when-"

"Someone locked their grief away. Break one, and it's yours."

"Oh..."
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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grickle.bsky.social
Do what you love out there, everybody. Happy New Year. #grickledoodle #happynewyear #darthvader #trampoline #starwars #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of Darth Vader doing tricks on a trampoline while stormtroopers and officers stand around and watch.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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catcosplay.bsky.social
#HappyNewYear
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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everfreenw.com
🎉Happy New Year!🎉 From all of us here at #EFNW , we wish you a 2026 filled with fun, friendship, and lots of great memories. We can't wait to see what new adventures 2026 will bring with all of you by our side. 🫶
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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grandmoffjoseph.bsky.social
Channeling my inner @theneedling.com :

Local club owners apologize after realization that they left the fog machines on and spoiled NYE fireworks display at the Space Needle.

www.spaceneedle.com/webcam
Space Needle Panocam
View Seattle from the top of the Space Needle with our live HD webcam. Images of the Seattle skyline view are updated every 10 minutes.
www.spaceneedle.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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angryseattle.bsky.social
Everyone: holy shit 2025 is almost over. Let’s go see the fireworks at the space needle to celebrate.

Nature: fuck you, here’s some dense fog instead.
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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wolvendamien.bsky.social
It stands for "Banishing Ritual of Fuck Right Off."
June 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
Cartoon: My muse wanted to squeeze in one more quick idea for 2025, as we welcome Betty Boop to the Public Domain in 2026.
Everyone remembers she started as a dog person, right? :)
cartoon of Snoopy as Betty Boop Betty Snoop
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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cpsc.gov
Blackheart the Conqueror will return in Consumer Product Safety Commission: Social Media Accounts #BestOf2025
A knight named Blackheart the Conqueror in all-black armor with horns and the face of a monster. Their eyes are glowing red. They are chasing after their two pet dogs which are very cute. In the background is their home with a castle and in-ground pool. The pool has a four-sided fence. Blackheart shouts, “Good girl, Scrapheap! Keep going! James! Play nice!” The text reads: Blackheart the conqueror is having a great summer! He’s got a fence around the pool and knows it will keep kids safe from drowning. Fences should be at least 4 feet high, not climbable, and surround the pool. The pool should only be accessible through a self-closing, self-latching gate. Install a door alarm from the house to the pool. A woman walking in the country while looking at her phone. Behind her is a heard of tarantulas. She has no idea. The text reads: Are you unwittingly leading a heard of goats? Put your phone away! Distracted walking sends people to the ER every year. Who knows what kind of power a human being leading tarantulas can amass. We don't even want to think about it. A father and son sailing on the ocean. They are riding on a platter of a whole cooked turkey. The sea is stormy, and the sky is grey. A smoke alarm light house is in the distance. Fire extinguisher birds sail overhead. A smaller boat of CPSC safety characters sails nearby. The son says, "I'm getting us to Thanksgiving, Dad." The father replies, "I'm proud of you, son! This bird smells amazing." The text reads: Had that dream again last night where dad was proud of me for sailing the Thanksgiving turkey home. Stand by your pan. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. A pink alien planet where a white castle floats in a moon. A knight with a space heater for a helmet bends on one knee in front of his princess. He hands her a carbon monoxide alarm and a smoke alarm and says, “Milady”. In the background, Potato the dog and Copernicus Jackson the cat watch breathless. Potato says, “I think romance is still alive.” Copernicus tearfully replies, “I think you’re right.” The text reads: Love is about keeping her safe. Make sure there are working smoke alarms in every bedroom. Make sure there are also working smoke/carbon monoxide alarms on every level of the home and outside sleeping areas.
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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davi-remastered.bsky.social
A back view sketch of a woman wearing a space suit with a bunch of propellers
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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fullmontis.com
Robosucc 💜
#thickthighs #bigbreasts #spreading #heels #boots #robotgirl #succubus #nsfw #nsfwart
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
the "the myth of consensual sex" meme where it's a couple saying they consent but then jesus is off to the side saying he does't, but it's been changed so it says "the myth of consensual urban transit planning" And the couple is labeled "city dwellers" the man is saying "we should make it easier to not drive here" The woman is saying "like building bike lanes or adding bus routs." And Jesus has been replaced with clip art of a farmer, labeled "someone who lives 1000 miles away and has no involvement whatsoever." and is saying "Stop trying to take my car away I will kill you" text at the bottom still says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM