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I am live with my bday stream on twitch.tv/messywastaken starting with some Pokemon + Punishment Wheel, then playing some monster prom game with @tylerscheid.bsky.social and @patrckstatic.bsky.social at 6:30pm eastern.

My sister made me this poster tho.
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it’s not a phase
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Uh, wait... guys, I fell asleep for a little bit. I must've sleep walked again.

Where am I now???
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Dressing up as a functioning member of society today (shirt and pants). :) Excited for trick-or-treaters!
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Someone peed my pants today. Others are saying their pants are also peed.

Stay safe out there.
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Moving in tomorrow... Be back on Wednesday due to getting blipped by time accountants auditing me of 2 day time over balance.
July 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
brand new whip. gonna fly off the lot in this thing.
July 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tried one of those punch machines today. New high score!
July 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Living in Florida and driving past Alligator Alcatraz like the "just visiting" space of the Monopoly board.
July 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me about once a week...
June 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Geppetto can eat my entire ass (derogatory)
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Lord forgive me, I gotta go back to the old P
June 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rip to a real one 😢
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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reading your mind
May 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wish I could fish abhorrent abominations against society in real life like I can when I play Dredge on stream at twitch.tv/messywastaken. 😔
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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long distance friends
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Accidentally took this pic today at a stoplight in Orlando FL. Thought I'd share.
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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AOC: It's really because Republicans— they’re very thin skinned and they're very sensitive, and their feelings are very easily hurt. And so they have to vote on censure resolutions.
March 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Y'all remember when this MFer was the biggest meme for like a week?
March 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I finally released my very first video essay (more like a review I guess but I digress) ever! It's on my YouTube channel now here:
youtu.be/z19o-49NrqQ

I learned so much from this. If/When I ever make a 2nd, I will be a lot more confident.

Thanks for reading. This means a lot to me!
Wait, Is PoE2 World Design BAD??
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youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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no emeralds?
February 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Things I think folks can learn to say, get comfortable saying, and show others are okay to say, that would genuinely improve the state of the world:

"I didn't know that"
"I was wrong"
"What does that word mean?"
"Can you explain this?"
"I don't think I understand"
"I don't know"
"I'm confused"
February 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I am live with my bday stream on twitch.tv/messywastaken starting with some Pokemon + Punishment Wheel, then playing some monster prom game with @tylerscheid.bsky.social and @patrckstatic.bsky.social at 6:30pm eastern.

My sister made me this poster tho.
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Literally SHUT UP no one CARES bro..."

*Clicks skip ad button*
February 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Psssst: guess what I got from Spotify. Pssst: You don’t have to, I’ll show you.
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM